Want Dennis Back?

[styxdudebrandon]

Sign the petition, Once we show JY & Tommy all the signatures they will rethink many things....
http://www.petitiononline.com/dennis60/petition.html

[sadie65]

Sign the petition, Once we show JY & Tommy all the signatures they will rethink many things....
http://www.petitiononline.com/dennis60/petition.html

Sigh....I wish this would just end already.

Let them all be who they are...and please let them remain apart.

[Zan]

Sigh....I wish this would just end already.

There's something we can definitely agree on.

(And Brandon? This petition started seven years ago. Everyone affiliated with the band knows about it. It has made precisely zero impact.)

[Abitaman]

Well said ladies-ERIC

[Jodes]

And like 3 weeks ago Brandon was all for Gowan and didn't want Dennis back..

Zan's right.. petition did SQUAT.

[yogi]

Save The Humpback Whale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yogi]

Only YOU can prevent forest fires!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yogi]

Better DEAD than RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yogi]

Dont Make The Indian Cry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yogi]

Buy a Foriegn Car, Help 10 Americans lose their Jobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yogi]

I'd rather Fight than switch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jodes]

If you do that.. you'll go blind!

[stabbim]

Won't someone PLEASE think of the CHILDREN?!?!?!?

[froy]

Sign the petition, Once we show JY & Tommy all the signatures they will rethink many things....
http://www.petitiononline.com/dennis60/petition.html

Sigh....I wish this would just end already.

Let them all be who they are...and please let them remain apart.

Sorry I disagree

[yogi]

And when ever there was a call for help........ HELP HELP HELP, Shoeshine Boy became in real life Underdog!!!!!!!!

[yogi]

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[styxfanNH]

You'll shoot you're eye out

[yogi]

Holy Toledo Batman a petition!!!!!!!



Yes Robin a petition!!!!!!!!!!!!



Whose idea was this petition Batman?????




I dont know Robin!!! But.....If you remember correctly Robin, the last time It was....... The Jokers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






When did the Joker last time start this petition Batman??????????





If I remember correctly Robin it was in the late summer of 1999 Robin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Holy WORTHLESSNESS Batman.................. 1999!!!!!





Yes Robin............... 1999!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




You Remember 1999 Dont You Robin?? That was the time when Kig Tut and Egg Head convinced Alfred to party non stop with Aunt Harriet.






Holy The Artist Formely Known as Prince Batman!!!!!!





Yes Robin its because of this, and something called Viagra that Alfred is now dead and poor Aunt Harriet is walking funny!!!






Holy Penguin Batman....I never knew why Alfred died and Aunt Harriet started to walk funny???????????





It's Not the Penguin Robin, It's............................................ The Joker!!!!!!!!!






And Robin, may I add......... Alfred never found out if it was safe for him to have sexual activity.


Aunt Harriet's funny walk Robin, is the result of something lasting mooore than 4 hours without contacting your doctor!!!!





Robin......... This is a good lesson on the importance of doctors!!!!!!!





Holy Marcus Welby, Batman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





To The Batcave Robin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Abitaman]

[Abitaman]

[yogi]

Does anyone know what the statute of limitations is on petitions????

If its between 9 -15 years then styxdudebrandon can use all the names Froy had gathered between 1999-2002.

If it's five years or less, well, then he's screwed and he will have to start over.


I found a website that may help styxdudebrandon research this. Log on and then go to:

www.mydumbasspetitionmayworkinmydreams.com

Good Luck I'm pulling for you!!!!!!


P.S. While you are at the website www.mydumbasspetitionmayworkinmydreams.com, there is a link I am begging you to click on to, and then enter.

The short version is:

There is a type of coconut tree(NOLYMP) that only grows on the eastern tip of the southern most region in the capital city of Oscovato in communist Prussia. There is a native tribe there that is called the Zukoos. They are using the bark of these coconut trees to make a type of primative weapon in case they are attacked by the Lontherios. The Lontherios are no longer a violent tribe. As a matter of fact the threw down their weapons 10 years ago. Now this tribe does nothing but needle point with cashmere yarn from goats that are blessed four times by virgin priests. You can find the sweaters they knit at many upscale K mart stores on the west coast of the United States.

Anyway, by stripping these coconut trees of their bark these trees are dying. The center of these coconuts contain the drug STAND. STAND is the active chemical in drugs such as Viagra and Levetria. Without STAND........... well..... It aint gonna stand.

To learn more about this you can log onto www.bristolmeyers.com.

In the meantime please sign the petition to save the Nolymp Coconut Tree and possibly stop what might be the senseless slaughter of the now peaceful Lontherios.

Without your signature these trees, along with the Lontherios may be completely wiped out by the year 2090. I realize that this basically has no affect on us today(although under certain situations it could). But lets think of future generations.

Do the right thing!!!!

[yogi]

styxdudebrandon,

I just linked on your petition. It's impressive, and so are some of the signatures on it. You are getting some star power. Thats HUGE!!!!

I too want Dennis back in the band. I TRULY do!!

I somewhat question this approach. But I LOVE the passion behind it.

Good Luck, I may sign this weekend.


Yogi

[cittadeeno23]

Hey, it's a slam-dunk getting Dennis back. George Jetson signed!!

[ChicagoSTYX]

Elvis signed 27 times!!!

[yogi]

There are currently 8 signatures. Some of them should carry some MAJOR stroke.

It is an impressive list.


I hope figures like these, plus average Joes continue to sign this worthwhile cause.

There is a link to see who has signed.


Like I said, it is VERY VERY impressive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yogi]

The list of signatures keeps growing. An impressive list of names it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[brywool]

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