Big Bang Theory - Songs

by **Adam** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:14 am

QUOTATIONS FROM THE GREAT CHAIRMAN FROY

FROY: ...Dillusion runs out of control
The Monker zone where an 8th grade education is all that you need

ADAM: Funny that Froy says this, seeing as how he apparently missed SPELLING CLASS in ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. Its spelled “delusion”.

FROY: The Monker Zone where the word blithering idiot is used daily.

ADAM: Um, Froy? “blithering idiot” is TWO WORDS.

Aren’t you EVER embarrassed by what you post? Perhaps I am enough for you…

by **Monker** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:24 am

SuiteMadameBlue wrote:Sheeesh, some of you people are really obsessed with his hair, it's kind of scary. I'm sure if it was brought up about Tommy's braces (which isn't a big deal) or about his chin and the work he had done, Carrot Styx fans would go crazy.

Now it's time for silly songs with Monker. The part of the forum where Monker posts a silly song.

Our curtain opens as Dennis, having just finished his morning bath, is searching for his hairbrush. Having no success, Dennis cries out..."

Dennis: "Oh, where is my hairbrush? Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where oh, where ... is my hairbrush?"

Having heard his cry, SuiteMadameBlue enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Dennis in a towel, Suite regains her composure and reports...

Suite: "I think I saw a hairbrush back there!"

Dennis: "Back there is my hairbrush. Back there is my hairbrush. Back there, back there, oh, where, back there, oh, where, oh, where, back there, back there, back there ... is my hairbrush?"

Having heard his joyous proclamation, bugsymalone enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Dennis in a towel, Bugsy regains his composure and comments ..."

Bugsy: "Why do you need a hairbrush? You don't have any hair!"

Dennis is taken aback. The thought had never occured to him. No hair? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will become of his hairbrush? Dennis wonders ...

Dennis: "No hair for my hairbrush. No hair for my hairbrush. No hair, no hair, no where, no hair, no hair, no hair, no where back there, no hair...for my hairbrush."

Having heard his wonderings, Froy enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Dennis in a towel, Froy regains his composure and confesses...

Froy: "Dennis, that old hairbrush of yours ... Well, you never use it, you don't really need it. So, well, I'm sorry ... I didn't know. But I gave it to Tommy - 'cause he's got hair!"

Feeling a deep sense of loss, Dennis stumbles back and laments...

Dennis: "Not fair! Oh, my hairbrush. Not fair! My poor hairbrush. Not fair, not fair, no hair, not fair, no where, no hair, not fair, not fair, not fair! My little hairbrush!"

Having heard his lament, Tommy enters the scene. Himself in a towel, both Dennis and Tommy are shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of each other. But recognizing Dennis' generosity, Tommy is thankful ..."

Tommy: "Thanks for the hairbrush."

Yes, good has been done here. Tommy exits the scene. Dennis smiles, but, still feeling an emotional attachment for the hairbrush, calls out...

Dennis: "Take care of my hairbrush. Take care, oh my hairbrush. Take care, take care, don't dare not care. Take care. Nice hair. No fair. Take care, take care ... of my hairbrush."

The end

by **bugsymalone** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:30 am

Well, Monker, you apparently came out of the Monker Humor Free Zone for just a sec. there. That one made me smile.

I will give Dennis MY hairbrush, because I know he uses one!

Bugsy

by **Zan** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:34 am

So Monker, how long exactly have you been huffing freon? LOL!

Loved it.

by **SuiteMadameBlue** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:40 am

Monker, that was beyond creepy.

Adam, I don't know if you read the post that Froy is gone until Friday. Where were you yesterday? LOL

Zan says:

I thought Tommy was HOT in early 90's.

You don't think he's hot now? I thought he was cute when I was in grade school. I also thought David Cassidy was a "hottie". I still have a few of my old Tiger Beats, yikes, they're over 20/25 years old!!

by **Zan** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:52 am

SuiteMadameBlue wrote:
I thought Tommy was HOT in early 90's.

You don't think he's hot now? I thought he was cute when I was in grade school. I also thought David Cassidy was a "hottie". I still have a few of my old Tiger Beats, yikes, they're over 20/25 years old!!

Hmmmm...do I really want to go there? ;-)

Sure, why not! Tommy has always been adorable in my eyes, even in the early 90's when I met him and gazed into those crystal blue eyes of his (they really are quite dreamy, you know). That BODY and HAIR has had in DY damn near killed me from the second row. Damn near. Then, Imagine my DISGUST when I went to see Styx a couple months later and had to SUFFER through watching Glen Burtnik in spandex pants from the 3rd row. All that thick black hair, and those baby blues. Torture, I tell ya.

I'm sorry, what was the topic? Oh right, Tommy today...focus, zan, focus.

Tommy will always be adorable in my eyes. He has the "it" factor for me, which isn't something you can get with cosmetic surgery - or lose with it (unless of course, you're Michael Jackson). Personally, I liked the chipmunk cheeks and the overbite, but as a recovering overbiter (lol), I can sympathize with wanting that sh*t gone. "Cute" only goes so far when you're in your 40s - especially when you have to be the one to look at yourself everyday in the mirror.

by **classicstyxfan** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:14 am

Zan says:

. "Cute" only goes so far when you're in your 40s

Classic says:

Don't I know it! :wink:

by **SuiteMadameBlue** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:19 am

Yes Zan, we can go there. The guys on here sometimes talk about women (especially in tubs-LOL), so we can talk about guys :!:

Anyway, even though I'm on the "other side", yes, Tommy does have nice eyes, very crystal blue. I never cared for the loooong hair on guys even when I was younger, I don't like it real short either. I always liked guys in jeans, not too tight where they can't move (LOL), but not loose and t-shirts. What amazes me, is how short a lot of musicians are. I look back at all the pictures I have and I'm either taller than most or the same height (I'm 5'5 1/2") If I take out all the feelings that I have knowing what was said and written by some of the guys, I always enjoyed Glen's performance. I thought he was real fun to watch and had that fun "attitude", even though some people don't like that, it brought a little more to the stage. I met him back in 1999 and thought he was very nice.

I don't think we used the term "hottie" when I was younger, I think we used the guys were "cute".

by **Zan** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:26 am

SuiteMadameBlue wrote:Yes Zan, we can go there. The guys on here sometimes talk about women (especially in tubs-LOL), so we can talk about guys

Anyway, even though I'm on the "other side", yes, Tommy does have nice eyes, very crystal blue. I never cared for the loooong hair on guys even when I was younger, I don't like it real short either. I always liked guys in jeans, not too tight where they can't move (LOL), but not loose and t-shirts. What amazes me, is how short a lot of musicians are. I look back at all the pictures I have and I'm either taller than most or the same height (I'm 5'5 1/2") If I take out all the feelings that I have knowing what was said and written by some of the guys, I always enjoyed Glen's performance. I thought he was real fun to watch and had that fun "attitude", even though some people don't like that, it brought a little more to the stage. I met him back in 1999 and thought he was very nice.

I don't think we used the term "hottie" when I was younger, I think we used the guys were "cute".

Was that in the Stone Ages? *ducking* Kidding!

For me, there's cute. Then there's hot. Then there's sexy. Someone can be all three or just one or two. Of course, some can be none of the above too. LOL

by **classicstyxfan** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:36 am

Zan Says:

Of course, some can be none of the above too. LOL

Classic Says:

Present company excepted , of course !!!!!!

by **SuiteMadameBlue** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:36 am

Zan says:

Was that in the Stone Ages? *ducking* Kidding!

How old do you think I am??? Duck while you can, I know all the places I can find you - JUST KIDDING......... :wink:

For me, there's cute. Then there's hot. Then there's sexy. Someone can be all three or just one or two. Of course, some can be none of the above too. LOL

Oh yes, someone can be all three :wink:

by **Zan** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:43 am

classicstyxfan wrote:Zan Says:

Of course, some can be none of the above too. LOL

Classic Says:

Present company excepted , of course !!!!!!

QUIT FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS! :-D

(You sexy thang, you)

by **classicstyxfan** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 4:38 am

re: fishing for compliments

Us Uncle Fester looking types will take 'em anyway we can GET EM!!!!!!!

Thank God for Mrs. Classic's "vision problems" !

by **Zan** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 4:51 am

classicstyxfan wrote:re: fishing for compliments

Us Uncle Fester looking types will take 'em anyway we can GET EM!!!!!!!

Thank God for Mrs. Classic's "vision problems" !

I'm waiting for the photo.

by **classicstyxfan** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:00 am

I bet you like horror flicks too !!!!!

MR

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