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I am going to do an experiment...........Every post on here seems to always end up being the DDY V Styx should he be back or not debate so.......here is my experiment.

A man was walking through Central Park when he came across a Gorilla walking in the other direction eating a Snickers bar......the gorilla said hi how do you do and before the man could reply a space ship landed on the gorilla's head and piloting the space ship was a 25 headed green monster from out of space reading a copy of the Wall Street journal, then suddenly it started to rain at this point The Village People came out of the spaceship singing YMCA while eating Peanut Butter sandwiches standing on their heads...

Ok...........I will leave this post now and see where it takes us.....In bet it ends up with Froy & Monker going at it about you know what.

Classic...I agree...

Actually,I think peanut butter was a big reason for the Styx breakup.
While Tommy enjoyed his favorite nasal refreshment,Dennis and JY was going through their peanut butter faze.At some point it was so bad ,that the effects of the intake ,Dennis's after effects gave him a light sensitivity illness of some sort.He must have been allergic.That is ofcourse JY's fault.

Darren,

Your whole post is obvoiusly a hallucination Tommy had during his cokehead years......and this lead to the breakup of the band in 1983/4.
Of course, Dennis NEVER kicked Tommy out of the band, even with issues as serious as Hallucination.....ON THE OTHER HAND !!!!!!!!......

Clearly the Green Monster was JY. And he is STILL at it! And of course, you really meant Current Styx coming out of that spaceship singing like the Village People. And the "gorilla" , of course, Dennis, crushed by the Current Styx juggernaut!

Let the arguments begin!!!

Bugsy

bugsymalone wrote:Clearly the Green Monster was JY. And he is STILL at it! And of course, you really meant Current Styx coming out of that spaceship singing like the Village People. And the "gorilla" , of course, Dennis, crushed by the Current Styx juggernaut!

Let the arguments begin!!!

Bugsy

Yea, and there were singing "Macho Man" coming out of the spaceship....

Then the gorilla found an ID badge on the ground. He wiped off the blood and discovered his friend's name was Kenny. He looked up at the green monster and with an angry voice screamed, "You killed Kenny! You bastard!" The green alien replied, "Well, screw you guys, I'm going home!"

The spaceship closed its doors and took off, leaving the Village People behind. They were still eating their lunch and singing. This made the gorilla very hungry so he ate the Village People.

The gorilla was alone and became a bit bored. So, he continued on his original path. He then had a severe allergic reaction to the peanut butter and Jerry Curl. After a few minutes of suffocating due to his swollen throat, the gorilla died.

A bunch of rats came and ate the body of the gorilla and the remains of Kenny. Kenny's remains were radioactive because of the propulsion of the spaceship. The rats evolved and became hyper-intelligent. They moved into the sewers and elected a rat name Splinter as their leader. In the sewers the rats lived their lives borrowing electiricity and other technology from humans, while avoiding the giant aligators and ninja turtles. On the whole, they lived happy lives.

gr8dane wrote:Actually,I think peanut butter was a big reason for the Styx breakup.
While Tommy enjoyed his favorite nasal refreshment,Dennis and JY was going through their peanut butter faze.At some point it was so bad ,that the effects of the intake ,Dennis's after effects gave him a light sensitivity illness of some sort.He must have been allergic.That is ofcourse JY's fault.

And Larrys

That is of course JY's fault.

Why of course it is, gr8!

And Larrys

Nahhh. He was too busy getting the construction worker from the Village People to help him manufacture a revolving keyboard.

Bugsy

DarrenUK wrote:I am going to do an experiment...........Every post on here seems to always end up being the DDY V Styx should he be back or not debate so.......here is my experiment.

A man was walking through Central Park when he came across a Gorilla walking in the other direction eating a Snickers bar......the gorilla said hi how do you do and before the man could reply a space ship landed on the gorilla's head and piloting the space ship was a 25 headed green monster from out of space reading a copy of the Wall Street journal, then suddenly it started to rain at this point The Village People came out of the spaceship singing YMCA while eating Peanut Butter sandwiches standing on their heads...

Ok...........I will leave this post now and see where it takes us.....In bet it ends up with Froy & Monker going at it about you know what.

Here is the problems
1) Gorillas can't talk
2) Was the Gorilla King Kong, or was the spaceship really really small