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OT- The Worst Band EVER !

PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:10 am
by classicstyxfan
What a fun Diversionary topic !

on another thread, Darwin Nebraska said he couldn't think of a worse band than the Little River Band.....


Challenge Accepted !

My 1st nominee for the worst band ever is...........

The Bay City Rollers.
hiiiiiiite!
Sss Sss Sss Saturday Niiii
hiiiiiiiiiiiiite....!
Sss Sss Sss Saturday Niiii

Are there any other nominations from the floor ????

PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:30 am
by DeeJaySTYX
The Starland Vocal Band....


"Sky Rockets In Flight....

AAAAAAAAAA AAFter Noon Delight"..............

PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:32 am
by bugsymalone
The Sex Pistols - Total no-talents

Any Rap Group you can name.

Bugsy

PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:36 am
by classicstyxfan
Bugsy,

LOL ! I guess I should have been more specific ....I meant MUSICAL band :wink:

not (c)rap !

PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:46 am
by DeeJaySTYX
I also nominate New Kids On The Block.....

PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:51 am
by sadie65
DeeJaySTYX wrote:I also nominate New Kids On The Block.....


Then you have to include...Menudo! And of course...O-Town

For the bubble factor...add Captain and Tenille (may be pushing it since they aren't a band

PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:55 am
by DeeJaySTYX
Additions Included..... :)



Do That To Me One More Time..... :roll: EEEWWWW

PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:59 am
by sadie65
DeeJaySTYX wrote:Additions Included..... :)



Do That To Me One More Time..... :roll: EEEWWWW


Hey....Love....Love will keep us together

and of course....that great classic of good music...Muskrat Love!!!!!!

PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 11:05 am
by jrnyman28
DeeJaySTYX wrote:I also nominate New Kids On The Block.....



Again, if I read this right, he said "BAND"!! :)

PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 11:15 am
by DeeJaySTYX
jrnyman28 wrote:
DeeJaySTYX wrote:I also nominate New Kids On The Block.....



Again, if I read this right, he said "BAND"!! :)



I see your point, but they're SOOOOOO bad that they're worth mentioning..... :lol: :wink:

PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 11:18 am
by DeeJaySTYX
sadie65 wrote:
DeeJaySTYX wrote:Additions Included..... :)



Do That To Me One More Time..... :roll: EEEWWWW


Hey....Love....Love will keep us together

and of course....that great classic of good music...Muskrat Love!!!!!!


And of course,

MY Mama Told Me You Better Shop Around.............


I actually like that title as a one liner.... :twisted:


DeeJay........ 8)

PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 11:48 am
by classicstyxfan
I nominate Prince and the Revolution ! though the Revolution themselves may not be all that bad....

The PARTRIDGE FAMILY would also rate quite low.......

Oh, and some of you guys know an AWFUL lot about the Cptn and Tennile.......the depth of your knowledge is quite scary ! :wink:

PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 12:01 pm
by bugsymalone
Oh, and some of you guys know an AWFUL lot about the Cptn and Tennile.......the depth of your knowledge is quite scary


You know, Classic. They know almost a little....too much....if you catch my drift. 'Fess up! Ya got those Captain and Tenille albums hidden somewhere now dontcha??? :wink:

Hey! Don't knock my boy "bands"! I have a soft place in my heart for Joey, and uh Donnie and, gosh, uh, Justin? and uh, another Joey? no....that's wrong.... Oh never mind!!! :P

Bugsy

PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 12:01 pm
by DeeJaySTYX
LMAO... :lol: :lol:


Partridge Family....;...EEEEEWwwwww.... That's just as bad as the Brady Bunch.... Or The Mosquitoes (Gilligan's Island's ripoff of the Beatles)....

PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 12:05 pm
by DeeJaySTYX
Bugsy Wrote:

Hey! Don't knock my boy "bands"! I have a soft place in my heart for Joey, and uh Donnie and, gosh, uh, Justin? and uh, another Joey? no....that's wrong.... Oh never mind!!!


Headache Tablets, Please.... :lol: :wink:

PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 12:07 pm
by DeeJaySTYX
bugsymalone wrote:
Oh, and some of you guys know an AWFUL lot about the Cptn and Tennile.......the depth of your knowledge is quite scary


You know, Classic. They know almost a little....too much....if you catch my drift. 'Fess up! Ya got those Captain and Tenille albums hidden somewhere now dontcha??? :wink:

Bugsy


I hid them in the same place I hid my Air Supply Albums, Oh Wait!!! I don't have any Air Supply Albums..... :wink:

PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 12:12 pm
by sadie65
bugsymalone wrote:
Oh, and some of you guys know an AWFUL lot about the Cptn and Tennile.......the depth of your knowledge is quite scary


You know, Classic. They know almost a little....too much....if you catch my drift. 'Fess up! Ya got those Captain and Tenille albums hidden somewhere now dontcha??? :wink:

Hey! Don't knock my boy "bands"! I have a soft place in my heart for Joey, and uh Donnie and, gosh, uh, Justin? and uh, another Joey? no....that's wrong.... Oh never mind!!! :P

Bugsy


Not I....but painful memories such as those listed...well they leave an indelible mark...that's my story...and I'm sticking to it.

As for those boy bands...hey we forgot 98 Degrees!

Adding to the list...

Blue Swede(Suede)...ooh gotcha ga

PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 12:57 pm
by SuiteMadameBlue
OMG, I love the song "Saturday Night" by Bay City Rollers!! What a great song. It's played a lot on the weekends on one of our radio stations here - LOL

The Starland Vocal Band - LOL Oh yeah, "Afternoon Delight", another great song :wink:

I'm still thinking of really bad bands...........

Here's Blenders List of worse rock artists of all time. I disagree with most on this list.

http://www.largeheartedboy.com/blog/arc ... he_wo.html

PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 1:50 pm
by DarrenUK
Asia = In my opinion the band have the best keyboard player around and in John Wetton had one of the best songwriters.

Bad English = Debut album was awesome.

Whitesnake = Great live band and super vocalist.

The guy must of been typing with 1 hand while doing lines of coke with the other when he typed some of this list.

Ide have...

AEROSMITH ....Sooooooo overrated
DEF LEPPARD...There about to hit the stage---cue the backing tapes
STATUS QUO.....Nuff said
Poison, Skid Row, Warrent, Motley Crue, Faster Pussycat etc and any other walking Max Factor commercial that emerged from LA in the 80s. (Talentless Bimbo's the lot of them)


Thankyou.

PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:09 pm
by swwskj
Darren,

Glad to see ya posting again :D

If you weren't already aware, behind Styx, Asia is in my Pantheon of fave bands (Wetton and Payne).

I've got every damn album if you ever want a dub.

Scott

PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 4:11 pm
by BlackWall
I agree that Aerosmith is overrated, but one of the worst, no way..
I'm also not big on the hair bands either, but I actually think that Jani Lane was(is?) a fairly talented songwriter..

I can't believe "The Doors" made the list..

PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 4:15 pm
by ek88
Wham.

PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 9:36 pm
by SuiteMadameBlue
ek88 says:

Wham


Well, there you Go-Go, LOL. I LOVE the song "Careless Whisper", brings back a lot of memories.

Let's see, the top so called worse band that I guess really wasn't even real, would be Milli Vanilli.

I'll add: Insane Clown Posse, not are they only terrible in their music, they're very frightening too. I can't even look at them-ACK. Reminds me too much of the movie "It". Men Without Hats, YIKES, did anyone ever buy their albums? Chumbawumba, ACK. A lot of Speed Metal bands, very painful to listen to and can't understand what the heck they're saying.

This site is funny with the worse album covers!! LOL

http://porktornado.diaryland.com/albumcover.html

PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 9:48 pm
by sadie65
SuiteMadameBlue wrote:ek88 says:

Wham


Well, there you Go-Go, LOL. I LOVE the song "Careless Whisper", brings back a lot of memories.

Let's see, the top so called worse band that I guess really wasn't even real, would be Milli Vanilli.



Say it isn't so Suite...Careless Whisper...truly terrible song.

I'm with you on Milli Vanilli

PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:37 pm
by Soloud
DarrenUK wrote:Poison, Skid Row, Warrent, Motley Crue, Faster Pussycat etc and any other walking Max Factor commercial that emerged from LA in the 80s. (Talentless Bimbo's the lot of them)


Thankyou.


Agree they arent the best bands ever...but at least they have just enough in them to write their own songs and play some instruments on their own.

Which makes stating the worst really hard to do, but I would have to say:

Any "death" metal band. I even had to go out and search Google to find a few names to toss into this post. So let's see, there is among the many...Angel Corpse, Babylon Whores, Bestial, Curse of the Golden Vampires, Defleshed and the list went on and on.

I got a laugh out of that at least. And some of the song titles I saw...wow

PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 1:26 am
by jrnyman28
SuiteMadameBlue wrote:I LOVE the song "Careless Whisper", brings back a lot of memories.


Well, technically that was "Wham featuring George Micheal"...so it was sort of a solo song 'within' the group.

PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 1:55 am
by classicstyxfan
do you s'pose in George's mind he was singing about a careless whisper that gave himself away in that bathroon stall in Los Angeles a few years back ? :shock: :lol: :wink:

PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 2:03 am
by DarwinNebraska
What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave?

A microwave stops when you open the door.

PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:01 am
by styxmike
What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave?

A microwave stops when you open the door.


IVE HEARD THAT A MILLION TIMES, BUT IT STILL MADE ME SMILE :lol: :lol:

I hate all boy(and girl)bands, Britpop bands, indy bands, bands with attitude, bands that think they are original but we've seen it 30yrs ago. Ohh don't get me started...........................................

PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 12:19 pm
by LordofDaRing
What a bunch of cop outs. The Partridge Family? Not sure that qualifies as a real band, who is next, Josie and the Pussycats? The groovy ghoulies? How about a very famous band that evryone knows, the grateful dead...putting things in perspective, IMO they were the worst. What was their contribution to music?

Honorable mention: Vanilla Ice, all rap groups, all disco groups, Cher, Lover Boy, etc