Gr8,
I'm channeling Froy tonight.......my fingers are moving, butr I am not in control........resistance is futil, so i am letting it happin.
Styx 2006 and beyond, the Froy sinayreeoh.
Timeline
1. Anytime ( preferably yesterday )
JY mysteriously chokes to death in the middle of the chorus while singing the chorus to Loralei....cause ofdeath.....bad carma !!
2. No more than 15 minutes after #1
Gowan, crippled with grief and guilt resulting from being nothing but a two bit stand in for OVER SIX %#@!&$#!! YEARS realizes the only way to rectify this travisty of justice and the american way ( an especially enlightened revelation for a canadian to have, doncha think ? ) is to bow out of the band, and take some singig lessins !
3. Within oh, 30 -35 Seconds after #2
Ricky, Chuck, and Todd all plead with Tommy to correct the obvious catastrofick imbalince in the Rock and Roll universe, and do whatever it takes to get Dennis to rejoin HIS OWN FRIGGIN BAND !
4. 1 day after #3 ( gotta allow TS some time to pack/travel to Chicago )
Tommy, on bended knee BEGS Dennis to came back and forgive him for the error of his ways
5. Several days after #4.....Dennis has to give the boys time to sweat it out a little ya know.
Dennis agrees, but only if he's given total control of everything, right down to the color and style of underwear the rest of the band is allowed to wear during each recording session and concert.
6. 3 months after #5....after all DDY's perfection of production does take time....
They release a CD of all DDY penned songs, which of course will go multi platinum....allowing Dennis ( and Froy ) to say a big fat I TOLD YOU SO !!!!! to all the JY and TS fans.
And that, is how "the Froy sinayreeoh" will take place, Count on it !
Whew!!!!!.....that was intensz !
