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5. Dennis removes Glen from the April show bill because Glen is sick. Dennis refuses to put the show off for a week.

4. Styx releases a new CD that spawns 2 number one hits.

3. Dennis opens a hair salon.

2. Cyclorama and Big Bang are certified Gold!

1. Dennis release a new CD entitled “Dennis sings his country western favorites”.

Songs include:
Pieces of Cow Pie
The Grand Hootenanny
Come Fiddle Away
Cousin (lady)
Rock’n the Double R
Babe (theme to the movie of the same name)
Sheriff Roboto
Show me the Outhouse

ChicagoSTYX wrote:5. Dennis removes Glen from the April show bill because Glen is sick. Dennis refuses to put the show off for a week.

4. Styx releases a new CD that spawns 2 number one hits.

3. Dennis opens a hair salon.

2. Cyclorama and Big Bang are certified Gold!

1. Dennis release a new CD entitled “Dennis sings his country western favorites”.

Songs include:
Pieces of Cow Pie
The Grand Hootenanny
Come Fiddle Away
Cousin (lady)
Rock’n the Double R
Babe (theme to the movie of the same name)
Sheriff Roboto
Show me the Outhouse

Your 100 percent
100 percent wrong .

Will Dennis new salon also carry a complete line of toupee's ????

Naaa Glen to fire Dennis for the New Jersey shows and to get Larry in at short notice.

ChicagoStyx wrote:

5. Dennis removes Glen from the April show bill because Glen is sick. Dennis refuses to put the show off for a week.

Gowan won't be able to perform his symphony shows up in Canada in February so they BEG Dennis to fill in. No offense to Gowan, but it would obviously sell more seats - LOL

4. Styx releases a new CD that spawns 2 number one hits.

You mean the current line up of today? LOL Or their reunion line-up? Or the former members of Styx? Please clarify LOL

3. Dennis opens a hair salon.

Really??? How cool is that?? I hope it's not too expensive. I would love to try a new place. I'm thinking about having hair extensions put in and have my hair changed from Brunette to a Strawberry Blonde. This is SO exciting. Oh and I hope to get my scalp massaged like I always do at the place that I go to now. Thanks for the good news!! LOL

2. Cyclorama and Big Bang are certified Gold!

LOL, did you say in 2006?? LOL Dennis' double live cd passed both of them up in sales, if I'm not mistaken.

1. Dennis release a new CD entitled “Dennis sings his country western favorites”.

I'm ready for any new music by Dennis. I'd take it "Come Fiddle Away" would be pretty cool!! LOL

1) Dennis will let someone grow his hair out long
2) JY will right a tell all Styx book entitled "The Godfather Tracks the Witch Wolf and Sleeps with Miss America, The diary of how I ran Styx out of water.
3) Tommy will take a vacation and David Spade? (capital one guy?)will fill in for him, but lipsync Tommy songs but will be caught by not being able to not say No, to the question are you really Tommy
4) Glen, Ricky, and Larry will tour together in the Replacements tour
5) DDY and Styx will agree to perform together at the alzheimer's show, but no one, including DDY and Styx will remember to show up

DarrenUK wrote:Naaa Glen to fire Dennis for the New Jersey shows and to get Larry in at short notice.

Larry ha
What a joke.

classicstyxfan wrote:Will Dennis new salon also carry a complete line of toupee's ????

I hope he does hair coloring.

1) Dennis will let someone grow his hair out long
2) JY will right a tell all Styx book entitled "The Godfather Tracks the Witch Wolf and Sleeps with Miss America, The diary of how I ran Styx out of water.
3) Tommy will take a vacation and David Spade? (capital one guy?)will fill in for him, but lipsync Tommy songs but will be caught by not being able to not say No, to the question are you really Tommy
4) Glen, Ricky, and Larry will tour together in the Replacements tour
5) DDY and Styx will agree to perform together at the alzheimer's show, but no one, including DDY and Styx will remember to show up

LMAO, Eric!!!!!

Bugsy

5. Styx will breakup and make froyline so happy that he'll give me a huge kiss!

4. 10,000 people will suddenly sign that petition to get Dennis back in Styx. But, nobody will notice, except froy.

3. Dennis will finaly hear "Killing the Thing That You Love" and notice that it realy IS about him. He'll call froyline up and ask why he didn't tell anybody.

2. froyline and Suite will plan a little 'party' after the Glen/Dennis shows. But, it will have to be canceled when Suite discovers that someone stole all of her 'toys'.

1. At one of the the Glen/Dennis shows, while they are playing "Love is the Ritual", I will show up and steal froyline away from Suite...and then make use of all of those 'toys' I stole from Suite.

Eric - Your list was FUNNY!!! Good one!!

Monker wrote:

5. Styx will breakup and make froyline so happy that he'll give me a huge kiss!

Maybe you'll get that huge kiss even if Styx doesn't break up - LOL (Ewwwwww)!!!

4. 10,000 people will suddenly sign that petition to get Dennis back in Styx. But, nobody will notice, except froy.

Where is that petition???? I would love to sign it - LOL

3. Dennis will finaly hear "Killing the Thing That You Love" and notice that it realy IS about him. He'll call froyline up and ask why he didn't tell anybody.

So you're saying that Dennis never heard any of these songs before??? That's interesting. Froy, why didn't you tell me that he had your phone number!! I'm so jealous (LOL)

2. froyline and Suite will plan a little 'party' after the Glen/Dennis shows. But, it will have to be canceled when Suite discovers that someone stole all of her 'toys'.

I'm up for any type of party, how cool is that??? Especially after the Glen/Dennis shows!! I can't wait!! Oh don't worry about my "toys", not needed for that type of party!!! Party will go on. Thanks for your concern Monker!! - LOL

1. At one of the the Glen/Dennis shows, while they are playing "Love is the Ritual", I will show up and steal froyline away from Suite...and then make use of all of those 'toys' I stole from Suite.

Yikes, YOU'RE going to steal him away from ME???? LOL OMG, I am so jealous. I hope you're only joking!! What will I do without him???

Um, I don't think YOU'LL be making use with any of my "toys", god, I hope not!! LOL!!!! BUT, if you do, please make sure you have a LOT of reusable batteries!!

The top 5 things overheard backstage at the last Dennis concert:

5. Where’s the flight case for Dennis’s hair.

4. Make sure there are 2 free tickets at the door for JY.

3. This Roboto mask smells like urine.

2. I wish I could be more like Larry.

1. That’s not a poodle.

[quote="ChicagoSTYX"]The top 5 things overheard backstage at the last Styx concert:


1 Damm where are all the people only 300 tonight

2 Did you give Gowan his gallon of Red Bull yet?

3 Which version of Blue Collar Man tonight guys

4 Did you get a wiff of Shaw my god the stench

5 I think we need a new pacemaker.

SuiteMadameBlue wrote:Um, I don't think YOU'LL be making use with any of my "toys", god, I hope not!! LOL!!!! BUT, if you do, please make sure you have a LOT of reusable batteries!![/b][/color]

Don't worry, if froyline can't find a hole big enough, he'll either make it fit or make a new one. He's good that way ya know.

Hey, a post disapeared!

#6. Suite will pull something from under Dennis' toupe...but it won't be a rabbit!

1) JY will continue to bash DDY
2) JY will begin bashing Glen, "Ricky plays circles around our last
bass player"
3) Nothing that this version of Styx does will go gold, platinum,
silver, uranium or anyting else
4) Tommy will begin the next show by saying hello friends
5) Dennis's new CD will outsell gang bang theory

froy wrote:2 Did you give Gowan his gallon of Red Bull yet?

That was actually pretty funny!

NEW NEW NEW

Top 5 things overheard backstage at the last Styx concert

5. This Roboto mask smells like taupe glue.

4. Dennis who?

3. Whose turn is it to make the speech about following your dream?

2. Where did this pink leisure suit come from?

1. Glen Who?

1 When amnesia sets in will Dennis remember how many years he and Suzanne have been married when he introduces Babe.

" I would like to play this next song for my wife Suzanne we have been married 33 or is it 34 ....it may even be 35 years.

2 " If you have got yourself a dream, work hard believe in yourself as dreams do come true.

Try saying that to my grandfather who sweated his guts out down a coal mine for 35 years......... he was still waiting for his dream to come true when he died....why doesnt the song get introduced like this.

" If you have got yourself a dream, dont work hard, just be lucky, like us.

3 Shouldnt of Suzanne's book of come free with the DDY christmas CD ?....now we know who the biggest star is in that house.

4 Will DDY show off his new spinning grand piano ?

5 Will the roboto finally get laid....

In the spirit of SOME equal time:

Overheard backstage at a recent Current Styx Show:

--“I thought it was YOUR turn to wash the bus and check the tires, Ricky!”

--“Todd! Check to see how many are out there! Twenty-five? No, THIRTY! All riiiiight!!”

--“Everyone have the TotalSoundBlock earplugs for the Larry songs?”

--“Larry. Got that keyboard pre-programmed so people will think you are playing “live” backwards, heh, heh.?!!”

--Roadie: “Anyone see the irony of singing ‘Lady’ and ‘Come Sail Away’ AND ‘I Don’t Need No Doctor’??” Band: “Uhh…whut’s ‘irony’??”

--“Remember guys, Sunday is once-a month bath day. Hair washing optional. Now let’s go out an rock this pre-school graduation!”




Bugsy

bugsymalone wrote:In the spirit of SOME equal time:

Overheard backstage at a recent Current Styx Show:

--“I thought it was YOUR turn to wash the bus and check the tires, Ricky!”

--“Todd! Check to see how many are out there! Twenty-five? No, THIRTY! All riiiiight!!”

--“Everyone have the TotalSoundBlock earplugs for the Larry songs?”

--“Larry. Got that keyboard pre-programmed so people will think you are playing “live” backwards, heh, heh.?!!”

--Roadie: “Anyone see the irony of singing ‘Lady’ and ‘Come Sail Away’ AND ‘I Don’t Need No Doctor’??” Band: “Uhh…whut’s ‘irony’??”

--“Remember guys, Sunday is once-a month bath day. Hair washing optional. Now let’s go out an rock this pre-school graduation!”




Bugsy

That was low-ERIC

But Good-ERIC

2. froyline and Suite will plan a little 'party' after the Glen/Dennis shows. But, it will have to be canceled when Suite discovers that someone stole all of her 'toys'.

Well so much for that being 'our little secret'.

bugsymalone wrote:In the spirit of SOME equal time:

Overheard backstage at a recent Current Styx Show:

--“I thought it was YOUR turn to wash the bus and check the tires, Ricky!”

--“Todd! Check to see how many are out there! Twenty-five? No, THIRTY! All riiiiight!!”

--“Everyone have the TotalSoundBlock earplugs for the Larry songs?”

--“Larry. Got that keyboard pre-programmed so people will think you are playing “live” backwards, heh, heh.?!!”

--Roadie: “Anyone see the irony of singing ‘Lady’ and ‘Come Sail Away’ AND ‘I Don’t Need No Doctor’??” Band: “Uhh…whut’s ‘irony’??”

--“Remember guys, Sunday is once-a month bath day. Hair washing optional. Now let’s go out an rock this pre-school graduation!”




Bugsy

YESSSSSSS

swwskj wrote:

Quote:
2. froyline and Suite will plan a little 'party' after the Glen/Dennis shows. But, it will have to be canceled when Suite discovers that someone stole all of her 'toys'.
Well so much for that being 'our little secret'.

I'm sorry!!! I just don't want to brag about my "toys" all the time on here (LOL) See how I need rechargable batteries for my "toys" here:

All your top 5's are pretty funny and creative!!! Bugsy, I'm still laughing at yours!!!! LOL