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Postby Angiekay » Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:18 pm


An old favorite of mine... :P


Valentine’s Day
Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is all that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And wear only black for the rest of the week
Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade
For all they are doing is trying to get laid
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit
Because I think love is a crock of shit
So here's my story...what else can I say?
Love bites my ass...Fuck Valentines Day!







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Postby DarrenUK » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:39 pm

No cards or Roses i take it ?


Maybe next year..... :lol:
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Postby Angiekay » Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:07 am

DarrenUK wrote:No cards or Roses i take it ?


Maybe next year..... :lol:


Actually, I got both...and then some. :twisted:

Just like the poem.







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Postby classicstyxfan » Wed Feb 15, 2006 5:06 am

I LOVE it !!!!!
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Postby sadie65 » Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:08 am

Definitely makes a point.

For those who do celebrate...may it be a good one...for those who view it as a Hallmark holiday...celebrate that it comes but once a year (unless of course you count Sweetest Day) :roll: :?
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Postby Angiekay » Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:35 am

sadie65 wrote:Definitely makes a point.

For those who do celebrate...may it be a good one...for those who view it as a Hallmark holiday...celebrate that it comes but once a year (unless of course you count Sweetest Day) :roll: :?


You crazy Ohio peoples(what other states celebrate this?)







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Postby SuiteMadameBlue » Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:01 am

We celebrate "Sweetest Day" in the great state of Wisconsin - LOL

Angie, loved the poem!! Too funny!!
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Postby classicstyxfan » Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:33 pm

Laurie,

If your husband celebrates sweetest day..............

1. he is a sap
2. he is ruining it for the rest of us
3. You better hang on to him....saps like him dont grow on trees ya know !!!!



signed,

a Wisconsin male ( who thinks sweetest day is a crock ! )
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Postby SuiteMadameBlue » Wed Feb 15, 2006 1:02 pm

Classic wrote:
Laurie,


Who's Laurie???? Never heard of a Laurie - LOL

If your husband celebrates sweetest day..............


I meant "us" in Wisconsin!! LOL My husband celebrate Sweetest Day??? OMG, he doesn't even celebrate Valentine's Day, it's just another Hallmark Day!! -LOL SpaceAce sent me the chocolates (and they were delicious)!!

1. he is a sap
2. he is ruining it for the rest of us
3. You better hang on to him....saps like him dont grow on trees ya know !!!!


I think just the high school kids celebrate this day here in Wisconsin. They always have their dances on the Sweetest Day Saturday.

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a Wisconsin male ( who thinks sweetest day is a crock ! )


LOL, I think most men think that day is a crock too. I think.

Doesn't all the states celebrate "Sweetest Day"? I thought it was a national holiday ? LOL
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Postby sadie65 » Wed Feb 15, 2006 2:21 pm

I meant "us" in Wisconsin!! LOL My husband celebrate Sweetest Day??? OMG, he doesn't even celebrate Valentine's Day, it's just another Hallmark Day!! -LOL SpaceAce sent me the chocolates (and they were delicious)!!


I am glad the chocolates were delicious. As a proud flatlander, I can honestly tell you...any man actively promoting Sweetest Day here is only setting himself up for misery from his friends. As a veteran of nearly 20 years of marriage I can also tell you...Valentine's Day lost its appeal long ago...and Sweetest never had any appeal to begin with. LOL

I think just the high school kids celebrate this day here in Wisconsin. They always have their dances on the Sweetest Day Saturday.


High school is different. I mean come on... I remember sending carnations on secret admirer day...as well as being one of the "elves" to deliver them. Any time after high school...Sweetest Day...not to be observed


a Wisconsin male ( who thinks sweetest day is a crock ! )


Hey I'm an Illinois female...and we agree. Does that mean the world will stop spinning on its axis now? But I will never like the Packers !!!!


Doesn't all the states celebrate "Sweetest Day"? I thought it was a national holiday ? LOL


Hallmark and it's retail locations celebrate in every state quite well yes. Not to mention chocolate companies, florists, and a few others. But who am I to stop commerce :twisted: :roll:
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Postby Angiekay » Wed Feb 15, 2006 2:24 pm

SuiteMadameBlue wrote:We celebrate "Sweetest Day" in the great state of Wisconsin - LOL

Angie, loved the poem!! Too funny!!


Ah, must be a "east of the Mississippi" thing, then. :P







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