An idiot's guide to Froy

1. Dennis DeYoung is more talented than Jesus or the Holy Ghost, and has given God a run for His money.
2. Lawrence Gowan is Satan, and the worst musician since J.S.S. Bach (or Richard Wagner, depending on your tastes).
3. Tommy Shaw rode Dennis' coat-tails and would have been a baggage handler at Logan Airport if he hadn't joined Styx.
4. Anything Dennis DeYoung touches turns to gold.
5. The remaining members of Styx will burn in hell for all eternity for daring to perpetuate their careers once Dennis left.
6. Disagreeing with #1 through #5 will result in your being permanently placed on his shit list; this is a mistake for which there can be no amends. It will also subjugate you to page-long posts and "grammatically challenged" responses that lack coherance and are based entirely on his opinion, facts be damned.
2. Lawrence Gowan is Satan, and the worst musician since J.S.S. Bach (or Richard Wagner, depending on your tastes).
3. Tommy Shaw rode Dennis' coat-tails and would have been a baggage handler at Logan Airport if he hadn't joined Styx.
4. Anything Dennis DeYoung touches turns to gold.
5. The remaining members of Styx will burn in hell for all eternity for daring to perpetuate their careers once Dennis left.
6. Disagreeing with #1 through #5 will result in your being permanently placed on his shit list; this is a mistake for which there can be no amends. It will also subjugate you to page-long posts and "grammatically challenged" responses that lack coherance and are based entirely on his opinion, facts be damned.