MR

Boy, talk about weird...this is John's Internet Movie Database entry, which is obviously fake:

Trivia
Twin brother of Chuck Panozzo.

Before he became a member of Styx, he was a five-star Navy Sea Captain. That's why in past video footage of him, he wore the Sea Captain's Shirt whenever he was on stage. The black nametag on his shirt read: PANOZZO.

Was a Navy SEAL.

Served during the Vietnam War and Desert Storm.

Was a former Green Beret.

Was this before or after Dennis played center field for the White Sox and nearly broke the single season RBI record.

Bugsy