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How to convince the wife to go to a Dennis concert

Postby blt man » Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:46 pm

Dennis is comming to the Toronto area (Brampton) on September 26th and then to Kitchener Ontario on the 27th. My wife is not a Styx fan and does not want to go. Any suggestions on how to convince her? What do you do when your spouse has no interest in going?
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Postby Angiekay » Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:08 am



Tell her it's Michael Bolton! :lol: :lol:



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Re: How to convince the wife to go to a Dennis concert

Postby NealIsGod » Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:14 am

blt man wrote:Dennis is comming to the Toronto area (Brampton) on September 26th and then to Kitchener Ontario on the 27th. My wife is not a Styx fan and does not want to go. Any suggestions on how to convince her? What do you do when your spouse has no interest in going?


I wish I knew the answer. Mine only likes dance music and country. :x

Here's an idea... tell her you'll lick her belly button.

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Postby Zan » Thu Aug 09, 2007 4:35 am

You're going to have to sell your soul. Or think of something really romantic. I'm sure both sound equally appealing.
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Postby Ash » Thu Aug 09, 2007 4:51 am

Zan wrote:You're going to have to sell your soul. Or think of something really romantic. I'm sure both sound equally appealing.


tell her you won't nag her for sex for a week. that should do it.
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Postby Zan » Thu Aug 09, 2007 4:55 am

Ash wrote:
Zan wrote:You're going to have to sell your soul. Or think of something really romantic. I'm sure both sound equally appealing.


tell her you won't nag her for sex for a week. that should do it.



^5 Ash! LOL

Make it a month, and you might even get a home cooked meal out of it. ;-)
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Postby gr8dane » Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:57 am

What does she do to convince you to go to her shows?
Brampton and Kitchener ehh.?
Tell her happy anniversary, 5 months early just to show you have not forgotten.
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Postby yogi » Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:58 am

Give her control of the remote for the next 2 months and unblock Lifetime.
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Postby Jodes » Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:22 am

Tell her you're taking her shopping THEN surprise her with a concert ticket!

Then the next night, one word..

BEER!!!
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Postby piecesofeight » Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:28 am

Woo her. Sing her "Paradise" :P
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Postby yogi » Thu Aug 09, 2007 9:32 am

Maybe a boob job, or promise to shave your back.
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Postby Zan » Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:20 am

yogi wrote:Maybe a boob job, or promise to shave your back.



I think he might look weird with a boob job.
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Postby LordofDaRing » Sun Aug 12, 2007 12:05 am

Ductape and/or ambien.
Just don't let her drive after the show if you choose the latter. Unless of course your last name is Kennedy.
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Postby LifeGiver » Sun Aug 12, 2007 12:07 am

LordofDaRing wrote:Ductape and/or ambien.
Just don't let her drive after the show if you choose the latter. Unless of course your last name is Kennedy.


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