"Let's go guys! We got 30 minutes to sit on our keisters before we gotta drive to LA to open up for Winger." JY bellowed. Fellow guitarist Tommy Shaw reluctantly said goodbye to six blonde (and aging) groupies and boarded the bus for the trip to LA, while alleged singer Larry Gowan was busy tossing telephone poles in between quaffing pints of Guinness, then had to be forced onto the bus by three roadies.
Bassist Chuck Panozzo shambled over to the bus, but stopped by to mention "Oh by the way...I'm gay" before skipping up the bus stairs. Drummer Todd Sucherman was seen shaking his head repeatedly while being the last to board the tour bus.
