STYX...THE FINAL FRONTIER

[Zan]

WHAT IF AFTER JC LEFT, STYX DECIDED TO RESISTER THE NAME AND TURN IT INTO A VARIETY ACT USING ONLY CAST MEMBERS FROM STAR TREK.

IT'S IMPORTANT WE BE REALISTIC HERE - THE STYX OF 1979 WOULD HAVE TO BE IN LINE WITH THE ONLY STAR TREK IN EXISTENCE AT THAT TIME, BUT AS TIMES HAVE CHANGED, SO HAVE THE STYX AND STAR TREK "LINE-UPS" SO TO SPEAK.

WHAT SORT OF HITS WOULD THEY HAVE HAD? THINK OF THE MONKEES, ONLY WITH PHASERS AND TIGHT PRIMARY COLORED SHIRTS.

WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE? DO YOU THINK WILLIAM SHATNER WOULD HAVE BEEN A GOOD FRONT MAN? IS JY MORE LOGICAL THAN SPOCK? WOULD SCOTTY BE GOOD SOUND MAN, OR WOULD HE SHORT-OUT ALL THE CIRCUITS AND COMPLAIN ABOUT THEM NOT BEING STRONG ENOUGH TO HANDLE THE POWER? YOU DECIDE. WHO WOULD YOU PICK TO FILL THE VARIOUS ROLES?

DO YOU THINK THE BAND WIVES WOULD HAVE WORN THOSE LITTLE DRESSES AND BEEHIVES? I MEAN, BACK THEN...

[elmotano]

WHAT IF AFTER JC LEFT, STYX DECIDED TO RESISTER THE NAME AND TURN IT INTO A VARIETY ACT USING ONLY CAST MEMBERS FROM STAR TREK.

IT'S IMPORTANT WE BE REALISTIC HERE - THE STYX OF 1979 WOULD HAVE TO BE IN LINE WITH THE ONLY STAR TREK IN EXISTENCE AT THAT TIME, BUT AS TIMES HAVE CHANGED, SO HAVE THE STYX AND STAR TREK "LINE-UPS" SO TO SPEAK.

WHAT SORT OF HITS WOULD THEY HAVE HAD? THINK OF THE MONKEES, ONLY WITH PHASERS AND TIGHT PRIMARY COLORED SHIRTS.

WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE? DO YOU THINK WILLIAM SHATNER WOULD HAVE BEEN A GOOD FRONT MAN? IS JY MORE LOGICAL THAN SPOCK? WOULD SCOTTY BE GOOD SOUND MAN, OR WOULD HE SHORT-OUT ALL THE CIRCUITS AND COMPLAIN ABOUT THEM NOT BEING STRONG ENOUGH TO HANDLE THE POWER? YOU DECIDE. WHO WOULD YOU PICK TO FILL THE VARIOUS ROLES?

DO YOU THINK THE BAND WIVES WOULD HAVE WORN THOSE LITTLE DRESSES AND BEEHIVES? I MEAN, BACK THEN...

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[Zan]

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YA THINK?? I KNOW IT'S NOT AS CREATIVE AS REWRITING THE CATALOGS OF THE BAND OR FANTASY SET LISTS, BUT AT LEAST IT'S A NEW RETARDED TOPIC!

SO, HOWIE - WHO WOULD YOU PICK?

[elmotano]

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YA THINK?? I KNOW IT'S NOT AS CREATIVE AS REWRITING THE CATALOGS OF THE BAND OR FANTASY SET LISTS, BUT AT LEAST IT'S A NEW RETARDED TOPIC!

SO, HOWIE - WHO WOULD YOU PICK?

I don't think I could possibly smoke enough to catch up to you on this one

[stabbim]

WHAT SORT OF HITS WOULD THEY HAVE HAD? THINK OF THE MONKEES, ONLY WITH PHASERS AND TIGHT PRIMARY COLORED SHIRTS.

So, pretty much like the actual Monkees, then.

I say slap a blond wig on Lt Ilia and hand her an axe!

[bugsymalone]

"Spock! ... WHAT ... is ... this ... Styx?"

"Tricorder readings indicate it is life, Captain. But not as we know it."

"Bones?"

"I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!! I cannot explain this and I can't fix it either!"

"Scotty?"

"I canna get the meanin' of it meself. Sir!"

"It appears to be an entity without its known leader. Adrift, it appears, to the logical mind."

"Then ... WHAT ... are WE ... to do with it?"

"I say leave it be, Captain. We canna help it now"

"Scotty is right."

"You ... mean ... it ... ... This ... STYX ... is ... DYing?"

"It's worse than that. It's dead, Jim."


Bugsy
Boldly leaving now.

[stabbim]

"This ... STYX ... is ... DYing?"

I wish.

[stmonkeys]

mark hammil would be a good stand in for tommy and c-3po would be a great "robotto"


oh wait.... you said star TREK

nevermind....

[elmotano]

mark hammil would be a good stand in for tommy and c-3po would be a great "robotto"


oh wait.... you said star TREK

nevermind....

WOW what have you been smoking in Texas?

[stmonkeys]

come on down and i'll show ya...

[Barbara]

WOW what have you been smoking in Texas?

Probably some 'Texas Rose'...bud

[ek88]

Bugs, I love your sense of humor! You had me chuckling and get my vote for post of the year!!!!!