The Voice in High School

[madsplash]

Check out the pics in this auction. Maybe you've seen these, I hadn't. A little sophomore marching band tenor drum action goin on for SMFP.

I wonder what he would have said then, if someone would have told him that he would go on to become one of the top few most recognizable voices of the 20th century?

Man, I LOVED high school!


http://cgi.ebay.com/STEVE-PERRY-JOURNEY ... tsupported

[Arianddu]

Nice pics. Don't want to own it though; it's nowhere near as creepy as getting hold of his birth certificate, but still feels a little invasive. Let the man have his life out of the limelight.

[madsplash]

Nice pics. Don't want to own it though; it's nowhere near as creepy as getting hold of his birth certificate, but still feels a little invasive. Let the man have his life out of the limelight.

It just reminds me of how much we all change from our youth. I know I have. Youth is a funny thing. You long so much to grow up and then later, you long to be young again.

[Peartree12249]

Oh how cute! He looks just like the typical dorky high school sophmore. I should know, my high school year book pictures are horrific! Glad you enjoyed high school Madsplash. I hated it and couldn't wait to get out. Now college was another story.

[(Crazy)Dulce Lady]

obviously, all the coolest people were in band.

I LOVE band.

I have a pic of JSS doing a trumpet solo in jr high.

And Neal played the oboe.

c'mon, y'all. confess!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU wish you were a band geek. I actually get paid to be one.

[Arianddu]

Nice pics. Don't want to own it though; it's nowhere near as creepy as getting hold of his birth certificate, but still feels a little invasive. Let the man have his life out of the limelight.

It just reminds me of how much we all change from our youth. I know I have. Youth is a funny thing. You long so much to grow up and then later, you long to be young again.

Now that's the truth!! Wilde had it right, "Youth is wasted on the young."

[Arianddu]

obviously, all the coolest people were in band.

I LOVE band.

I have a pic of JSS doing a trumpet solo in jr high.

And Neal played the oboe.

c'mon, y'all. confess!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU wish you were a band geek. I actually get paid to be one.

I was always a choir geek. Come to think of it, I still am.

[artist4perry]

obviously, all the coolest people were in band.

I LOVE band.

I have a pic of JSS doing a trumpet solo in jr high.

And Neal played the oboe.

c'mon, y'all. confess!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU wish you were a band geek. I actually get paid to be one.

I was always a choir geek. Come to think of it, I still am.

I was a choir geek too~ I was in the Choir, Traveling Choir, A Quartet, and the School Pop music group called Horizon. I sang all the time. I am so rusty now though. I sing in church and about the house and that is it. I missed those days. We did not have a band at our school.

[(Crazy)Dulce Lady]

obviously, all the coolest people were in band.

I LOVE band.

I have a pic of JSS doing a trumpet solo in jr high.

And Neal played the oboe.

c'mon, y'all. confess!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU wish you were a band geek. I actually get paid to be one.

I was always a choir geek. Come to think of it, I still am.

cool!!

I was choir too but I went for the instrumental degree at the end. I played cello in the orchestra. In a mini skirted ROTC uniform.

High school music GEEKS of the world unite!!!

[FishinMagician]

awesome if i buy that it comes with barbara perez too!

[madsplash]

Hey, doesn't SP look like "Gary" in the movie The Last Amierican Virgin here? Great adolescent flick. Remember actor Lawrence Monoson? Here's a link to a picture.


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[Carla777]

Nice pics. Don't want to own it though; it's nowhere near as creepy as getting hold of his birth certificate, but still feels a little invasive. Let the man have his life out of the limelight.

agree with that..altough i must say he look cute in the pics!

[Arianddu]

obviously, all the coolest people were in band.

I LOVE band.

I have a pic of JSS doing a trumpet solo in jr high.

And Neal played the oboe.

c'mon, y'all. confess!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU wish you were a band geek. I actually get paid to be one.

I was always a choir geek. Come to think of it, I still am.

cool!!

I was choir too but I went for the instrumental degree at the end. I played cello in the orchestra. In a mini skirted ROTC uniform.

High school music GEEKS of the world unison!!!

Fixed.

[Arianddu]

Nice pics. Don't want to own it though; it's nowhere near as creepy as getting hold of his birth certificate, but still feels a little invasive. Let the man have his life out of the limelight.

agree with that..altough i must say he look cute in the pics!

I just have this creepy image of someone buying the year book, then trying to get him to sign it now. Too weird.

[Arianddu]

For all us High School music geeks

[Suzanne]

Nice pics. Don't want to own it though; it's nowhere near as creepy as getting hold of his birth certificate, but still feels a little invasive. Let the man have his life out of the limelight.

agree with that..altough i must say he look cute in the pics!

I just have this creepy image of someone buying the year book, then trying to get him to sign it now. Too weird.

Me too. I agree he was a cutie then too. Had I been alive (I was born in '70) , and his age, I would have gone out with him had he asked.

[artist4perry]

I don't get accessing the yearbook either. I have seen that photo floating around for years. And the people who check into your records to see if your married or have children. No wonder these celebrities are afraid to go out without a body guard.

Stay away from their house. Wouldn't it creep you out to look outside your window and some goofball is grinning and taking photos of your house, just waiting for you to come and go?

If you run into someone accidently that is one thing, but looking for a place they might "go" and wait it out is also creepy.
I think if the shoes were in reverse some of these people would understand that they have crossed the line. Don't go into people's private spaces. Everyone needs a place to be themselves, without prying eyes and cameras.

[JustMyStyle]

obviously, all the coolest people were in band.

I LOVE band.

I have a pic of JSS doing a trumpet solo in jr high.

And Neal played the oboe.

c'mon, y'all. confess!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU wish you were a band geek. I actually get paid to be one.

Hi my name is Joanie.......
and I played the glockenspiel.......
phewwwwwwww that felt good to confess!!!!!

[Arkansas]

Why is Perry in the middle of Perez?


later~

[indigo]

Why is Perry in the middle of Perez?


later~

I was wondering the same thing.

[(Crazy)Dulce Lady]

For all us High School music geeks

nice, ari!!!! you GET it!!!

hehe

[(Crazy)Dulce Lady]

obviously, all the coolest people were in band.

I LOVE band.

I have a pic of JSS doing a trumpet solo in jr high.

And Neal played the oboe.

c'mon, y'all. confess!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU wish you were a band geek. I actually get paid to be one.

Hi my name is Joanie.......
and I played the glockenspiel.......
phewwwwwwww that felt good to confess!!!!!

well, someone had to do it. no shame.

I got ALL the schutt--and still am to this day by my collegues.

"how do you tune 2 piccolos?? shoot one." yeah yeah whatevah.....

"What's the range of a piccolo? about 30 yards with a good arm."




(I got a new picc last week!! come over and bring the glock-we'll do duets.)

[Arianddu]

obviously, all the coolest people were in band.

I LOVE band.

I have a pic of JSS doing a trumpet solo in jr high.

And Neal played the oboe.

c'mon, y'all. confess!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU wish you were a band geek. I actually get paid to be one.

Hi my name is Joanie.......
and I played the glockenspiel.......
phewwwwwwww that felt good to confess!!!!!

well, someone had to do it. no shame.

I got ALL the schutt--and still am to this day by my collegues.

"how do you tune 2 piccolos?? shoot one." yeah yeah whatevah.....

"What's the range of a piccolo? about 30 yards with a good arm."




(I got a new picc last week!! come over and bring the glock-we'll do duets.)

Oh yeah - What's a clarinet good for? Kindling for a bassoon. What's the definition of perfect pitch? Throwing a tuba into a skip and missing the sides...

Choir jokes are just as bad. Like - what's the difference between a soprano and a porsche? Most basses haven't been in a porsche.

[Arianddu]

This one time, at band camp, Steve Perry . . .

Dare I ask where you think he put the drum sticks?

[(Crazy)Dulce Lady]

I STILL have never seen that band camp thing. maybe I'll get it. I am so very AFRAID!!!

I thought perfect pitch was a piccolo in the potty without hitting the seat? whaddooeyeno.



How many trumpet players (JSS!) does it takes to replace a lightbulb? 100.

1 to actually replace it and 99 to say " I could do that higher, faster AND louder".

[Jana]

Band geeks are some strange people after reading these jokes.

[Arianddu]

I STILL have never seen that band camp thing. maybe I'll get it. I am so very AFRAID!!!

I thought perfect pitch was a piccolo in the potty without hitting the seat? whaddooeyeno.



How many trumpet players (JSS!) does it takes to replace a lightbulb? 100.

1 to actually replace it and 99 to say " I could do that higher, faster AND louder".

How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb? Six. One to do it, and five to say, "It's too high for him."
What's the missing link between the bass and the ape? The baritone.
How can you tell when a tenor is really, really dumb? The other tenors notice.
Why do jazz choirs rock side to side when singing? A moving target is harder to hit.
Where's a tenor's resonance? Where his brain should be.
What's the definition of a mezzo soprano? An alto with a soprano's attitude.
What's the definition of a male quartet? Three men and a tenor.
If you threw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which would hit the ground first? The violist, because the soprano would have to ask directions on the way down. But who cares?
How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change the bulb and three to pull the chair out from under her.
What's the definition of an alto? A soprano who can sight-read.
What's the difference between an alto and a tenor? Tenors don't have hair on their backs. (Spot the joke writen by a soprano)
How many basses does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They're so macho they prefer to walk in the dark and bang their shins.
What is the difference between the men's final at Wimbledon and a high school choral performance? The tennis final has more men.
How does a young man become a member of a high school chorus? On the first day of school he turns into the wrong classroom.
What is the difference between a world war and a primary school choral performance? The performance causes more suffering.
What's the definition of an optimist? A choral director with a mortgage.
What is the difference between a high school choral director and a chimpanzee? It's scientifically proven that chimpanzees are able to communicate with humans.
Why can't you hear a soprano on a digital recording? Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
What's the difference between a dressmaker and an alto? The dressmaker tucks up the frills.
What do you see when you look up an alto's skirt? A bass.
Why are soprano jokes all one-liners? So tenors can understand them.
What's the difference between a puppy and a choir soloist? Eventually the puppy stops whining.

And to get off the choir jokes for a bit (yes, I know far too many)...

Why do high school orchestras travel so often? Keeps the assassins guessing.
Why are conductors' hearts so coveted for transplants? They've had so little use.
Did you hear about the guy who was so dumb his music teacher gave him two sticks and he became a drummer? He was so dumb he lost one and became a conductor.
What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra? The bull has the horns at the front and the ass in the back.
A conductor and cornet player are standing in the middle of the road; which do you run over first? The conductor - business before pleasure.
What's the difference between God and a conductor? God knows He isn't a conductor.

[(Crazy)Dulce Lady]

Did ya hear about the high school band director who was on death row for murdering one of the smart ash trumpet players?

They put her in the electric chair, threw the switch but nothing happened cuz she was such a bad conductor.

[(Crazy)Dulce Lady]

Band geeks are some strange people after reading these jokes.

don't be jealous. I can teach u

[DrFU]

How many trumpet players (JSS!) does it takes to replace a lightbulb? 100.

1 to actually replace it and 99 to say " I could do that higher, faster AND louder".

Oh my.