Rock'ndeano wrote:Jeremey,
Screw Perry. I mean, yes, the UNDISPUTED best singer ever, IMO. BUT,
Be your own man. I mean that in a good way. Hell, you seem good enough to get your own band. Thank Perry, and now go out and try to be as good as he was! Round up Randy Jackson, Ansley(he is probably just lounging around doing coke anyway), Nealisgod on rythm guitar, Fernando Ramirez on lead(dude smokes), and get Bruce Hornsby for the piano(the best pianist on the Planet). We are all set.
I'll manage us. TNC can do the PR thing. Dude will confuse the shit out of all the magazines and papers with his gifted use of vocabulary, that the press will think we are awesome, because they won't understand what TNC just said.
Red13 can be our accountant(dude can stop hounding lazy-assed, slow bill payers,and do something positive).
We can get Lori, Hots and PF, and they can be our roadies..We need beefy dudes to carry our gear, and they would be perfect. For per diem, we could just setup a trough with feed in it, and then just round em up and stuff em on the stock truck. They don't need TV or Microwave, just hay for good sound bedding.
sexxymofo can be our bouncer. Dude has serious appendages I am told.
Seriously.
We just need a band name.
We can call ourselves Melodic Rockers.
It sounds like a plan!! I could use the help of those roadies even now without my own band. I think we have a horse trailer we could use to transport and house them during gigs. It would only be a matter of feeding, I would be worried that our tour budget would be grossly underfunded for that.
Seriously though - If you are wondering why I do the Perry gig and not try to write stuff or get my own band together....This industry is fucked!! There's no way I could get arrested by a record label, and at 34, I'm far past my prime as a singer/songwriter type. Also - That's really my voice, so it's kind of jinxed me my whole career. Any kind of stuff I would write (and trust me, as some may know - Some of my writing had NOTHING to do with melodic rock), people would still call me Steve Perry. Unless I lived in LA about 10 years ago and had knew David Foster's gardner's wife or something I would have no chance in hell of doing anything in the recording industry.
I just love singing these songs, in my voice with a few Perry exaggerations, but it's the most fun I could imagine having in music at my stage in life. Thanks for listening, dude!