MR

Posted: **Mon Mar 20, 2006 10:53 am**

Oh my God....I am so aggravated by what I saw on TV this past weekend, you don't even UNDERSTAND... :shock:

My Father-In-Law was watching some Channel 13 "beg-a-thon", as my Mother calls it . :wink:

Chris Bode, the Trumpet player who used to front the House Band of the "Caroline Rhea Show" and an accomplished Musician in his own right, had some show on as a "fund-raiser" for PBS...you can buy it on DVD; send in your donation, etc etc...

So, I'm watching it....and all of a sudden WHO SHOWS UP?

STING - y'know - the guy from "The Police"??

THE POLICE, for God's sake!!

oh yeah...guess what he sang???

"MY FUNNY VALENTINE"!!!!

"My Funny Valentiiiiiiine...
Sweet, Funny Valentiiiiine...
You make me smiiiiiiiile with your heaaaaaaaaarrrt..."

:shock:

What the HELL HAPPENED?!

y'know, Steve Perry hit it RIGHT ON THE MONEY when he said he didn't want to turn into "Frank Sinatra"...

http://www.steveperryfans.com/media/majic04.mp3

It was "Sting de-fanged"....oh my GOD the humanity!!

I don't even know if I'm making any sense, but...do you get what I'm trying to say, here??

Do they think they have to "give up" what they're known for, and just slip into "Grandma's Music" because they've reached a "certain age"??

I HOPE NOT!!!

Posted: **Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:48 am**

Some more notable entertainers... David Gilmour and Rod Stewart,
I hear you clearly.

Posted: **Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:45 pm**

Odd, the same man who once sang about "a humiliating kick in the crotch" now singing show tunes.

Posted: **Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:29 am**

The only thing that Steve Perry could do without sounding obsolete would be to put out a CD with Sam Cooke`s covers.He could sing those songs brilliantly and his current vocal capabilities would help him a great deal.
Honestly,I think many people would love to hear a Sam Cooke tribute album signed by Steve.

Posted: **Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:29 am**

DreamAfterDream wrote:Odd, the same man who once sang about "a humiliating kick in the crotch" now singing show tunes.

LOL....TOO FUNNY!!

I'm serious....I had that song going thru my head ALL NIGHT last night, thinking about that performance! :shock:

Posted: **Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:31 am**

Shania wrote:The only thing that Steve Perry could do without sounding obsolete would be to put out a CD with Sam Cooke`s covers.

Only problem with this is that Perry has said he wouldn't do covers, and that anybody attempting one would have to do it better than the original...and that, well, that's not possible.

Just curious, Nora, why do you have such a problem with people's methods for raising money; who cares what they choose to sing to do it?

As for Sting, I've seen him in concert, and his show was awesome. The show was a whole production number, not just a jeans and tee shirt show. Just showed how versatile a performer he is.

I don't care for PBS, but tell me, if they had been raising money for...say...Katrina...would your answer have been the same?

Frankly, I'm surprised that you would say such a thing.

Posted: **Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:34 am**

yak wrote:Just curious, Nora, why do you have such a problem with people's methods for raising money; who cares what they choose to sing to do it?

Frankly, I'm surprised that you would say such a thing.

You've entirely missed the point.

What I meant was....this was a guy who, AT ONE TIME, sang these lyrics:

"Synchronicity II "(Sting)

Another suburban family morning
Grandmother screaming at the wall
We have to shout above the din of our Rice Crispies
We can't hear anything at all

Mother chants her litany of boredom and frustration
But we know all her suicides are fake

Daddy only stares into the distance
There's only so much more that he can take

Many miles away something crawls from the slime
At the bottom of a dark Scottish lake

Another industrial ugly morning
The factory belches filth into the sky
He walks unhindered through the picket lines today
He doesn't think to wonder why

The secretaries pout and preen like cheap tarts in a red light street
But all he ever thinks to do is watch

And every single meeting with his so-called superior
Is a humiliating kick in the crotch

Many miles away something crawls to the surface
Of a dark Scottish lake

Another working day has ended
Only the rush hour hell to face
Packed like lemmings into shiny metal boxes
Contestants in a suicidal race

Daddy grips the wheel and stares alone into the distance
He knows that something somewhere has to break

He sees the family home now looming in the headlights
the pain upstairs that makes his eyeballs ache

Many miles away there's a shadow on the door
Of a cottage on the shore
Of a dark Scottish lake

Many miles away..."

So, yeah...THAT makes sense...go from THAT to "My Funny Valentine"...

And please - DON'T say that "well, he can do what he wants, blah blah..."

It was just a shock to the system is all I was getting at:

Progressive, aggressive, ORIGINAL music - to freakin' PERRY COMO.

Posted: **Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:08 pm**

I suppose it could be a bit shocking if you haven't really kept up with Sting, but he's branched out in many directions since those Synchronicity days including folk, jazz, standards, world music and club music.

Sting's version of My Funny Valentine was released last year on a compilation album called Sting-At The Movies. Guess it was in a movie.

He also has been known to cover Bill Withers' "Ain't No Sunshine" and the other night performed "Sign, Sealed, Delivered" by Stevie Wonder at a fundraiser here in NYC. It was really fun.

Posted: **Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:33 pm**

jrnyjunky wrote:He also has been known to cover Bill Withers' "Ain't No Sunshine"

I love that song. Anyone got Sting's version? Perry could've nailed this song back in the day.

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:04 am**

Can't Sting keep a boner for like, 9 hours? His wife was on Stern and she said that. I laughed, but then heard it again.

I have a new found respect for him now. But then again, what's that say about his old lady? 9 Hours? That's a lot of time thinking about baseball scores, the day's news, changing your oil, whatever.

9 freaking hours? I am baffled.

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:07 am**

Rockn'deano wrote:Can't Sting keep a boner for like, 9 hours? His wife was on Stern and she said that. I laughed, but then heard it again.

I have a new found respect for him now. But then again, what's that say about his old lady? 9 Hours? That's a lot of time thinking about baseball scores, the day's news, changing your oil, whatever.

9 freaking hours? I am baffled.

He dabbles in the witchcraft of erotica... :twisted:

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:11 am**

Dude, don't you grasp this?

9 Hours? I could NEVER...well, I would NEVER want to either.

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:12 am**

Rockn'deano wrote:Dude, don't you grasp this?

9 Hours? I could NEVER...well, I would NEVER want to either.

Amateur.

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:39 am**

NealIsGod wrote:
Rockn'deano wrote:Dude, don't you grasp this?

9 Hours? I could NEVER...well, I would NEVER want to either.

Amateur.

No, not really. If I am afforded 9 hours, I am afraid I am taking QUANTITY over QUALITY in this one. :lol:

I will take the Buffet line mentality. All ya can eat baby. :wink:

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:41 am**

Think about this NIG...Keeping a boner for 540 minutes can't be fun dude. If I can do that, I might as well go out in my backyard and start construction on sprinkler pipe trenching :wink:

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:42 am**

NealIsGod wrote:
jrnyjunky wrote:He also has been known to cover Bill Withers' "Ain't No Sunshine"

I love that song. Anyone got Sting's version? Perry could've nailed this song back in the day.

Don't have it, but you an listen to it on his website.

http://www.sting.com/home.php

At the top there's a jukebox.

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:58 am**

Reports are that he is also opening a strip club in New York:

Sting is reportedly opening up his own Manhattan strip club. According to the New York Post, the former Police frontman is in the midst of launching a satellite of the Hollywood burlesque bar Forty Deuce on West 21st Street and 10th Avenue in New York. His list of backers includes rocker David Bowie.

Sting is often spotted at strip clubs getting lap dances from topless women.

I have to admit, that last sentence surprised me the first time I heard it.

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:00 am**

jrnyjunky wrote:
NealIsGod wrote:
jrnyjunky wrote:He also has been known to cover Bill Withers' "Ain't No Sunshine"

I love that song. Anyone got Sting's version? Perry could've nailed this song back in the day.

Don't have it, but you an listen to it on his website.

http://www.sting.com/home.php

At the top there's a jukebox.

Cool, thanks jrnyjunky. Too jazzy for me.

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:11 am**

Angiekay wrote:
Sting is often spotted at strip clubs getting lap dances from topless women.

I have to admit, that last sentence surprised me the first time I heard it.
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Why? There is NOT one of us here, who if they had all the bank they could carry, would not be getting as many lap dances as humanly possible.

I would just forward my residual checks to the appropriate clubs, and maintain an account. :lol:

I'm horny now..Thanks a bunch Angie

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:44 am**

Rockn'deano wrote:
I'm horny now..Thanks a bunch Angie

Sorry, can't help you with that....you might want to visit the ugly celebrity thread. That would probably cure what ails you. :lol:

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:49 am**

Angiekay wrote:
Rockn'deano wrote:
I'm horny now..Thanks a bunch Angie

Sorry, can't help you with that....you might want to visit the ugly celebrity thread. That would probably cure what ails you.

What I got, there's no cure for; at least not right this minute.....

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:20 am**

tragchk wrote: You've entirely missed the point.

No, I don't think I did.

tragchk wrote: What I meant was....
I don't even know if I'm making any sense, but..

Maybe if you would make an attempt to articulate your thoughts better, people wouldn't 'misunderstand' you. Maybe if you weren't stuck in a Perry time warp, where every life situation finds you relating back to him, you'd be able to think more clearly.

tragchk wrote: And please - DON'T say that "well, he can do what he wants, blah blah..."

Please PM me on some talking points then, so I know what I should say on a Message Board. :roll:

Other readers on this board have seen the growth of various singers, so why can't you?

I don't care for PBS, but tell me, if they had been raising money for...say...Katrina...would your answer have been the same?

I'd really like an answer to this one, but I doubt I'll get one. :roll:

As I said previously:
Being in the music business and all, music being a universal language, I would think it not in your best interest to trash other artists who have already made it.

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:36 am**

Rockn'deano wrote:Can't Sting keep a boner for like, 9 hours? His wife was on Stern and she said that. I laughed, but then heard it again.

I have a new found respect for him now. But then again, what's that say about his old lady? 9 Hours? That's a lot of time thinking about baseball scores, the day's news, changing your oil, whatever.

9 freaking hours? I am baffled.

9 hours?? I thought it was more that they have made love for 9 hours. He's into the Kama Sutra, Tantric stuff. More than your basic missionary stuff

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Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 5:21 am**

Lula wrote:
9 hours?? I thought it was more that they have made love for 9 hours.

Have made love? And you teach? "Had" I believe fits more appropriately.. :roll:

He's into the Kama Sutra, Tantric stuff. More than your basic missionary stuff .

So she tied him up and he sustained wood? or are you saying he had to be on, in and her and maintain? Even still, sounds like fuckin torture to me.

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 5:29 am**

Rockn'deano wrote:
Lula wrote:
9 hours?? I thought it was more that they have made love for 9 hours.

Have made love? And you teach? "Had" I believe fits more appropriately.. :roll:

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Shut up!!! Nevermind. Perhaps this should be a private conversation, ******!

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 5:37 am**

While you're at it, learn how to quote :roll:

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 5:55 am**

Rockn'deano wrote:While you're at it, learn how to quote

You are harsh!! I wonder if there is a truck coming by that I could jump in front of??

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 5:56 am**

Lula wrote:
Rockn'deano wrote:While you're at it, learn how to quote

You are harsh!! I wonder if there is a truck coming by that I could jump in front of??

I know of a certain Pathfinder.

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 5:59 am**

Rockn'deano wrote:
Lula wrote:
Rockn'deano wrote:While you're at it, learn how to quote

You are harsh!! I wonder if there is a truck coming by that I could jump in front of??

I know of a certain Pathfinder.

I'll have to check with Jon to see what he would want me to do.

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 6:01 am**

I bet you would to. Umm, no.

MR

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