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If Stuart can start all these joke pages, I need to as well.


Little Red Riding Hood is hopping down the trail, when out of nowhere, the Big Bad Wolf jumps out and growls,

"Awww! I'm gonna fuck you!"

Lil Red Riding Hood says, "No you're not, you're gonna stick to the script, and eat me you hairy bastard!"

My joke has givin me a wood. Gotta find the Misses now.

If you have sex 365 times in a year and you melted down all the condoms to make a tire, what would you call it?

A fuckin' goodyear!

or this one...

Girls have unique magic tricks; they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.

Rockin'Deano wrote:If Stuart can start all these joke pages, I need to as well.


Little Red Riding Hood is hopping down the trail, when out of nowhere, the Big Bad Wolf jumps out and growls,

"Awww! I'm gonna fuck you!"

Lil Red Riding Hood says, "No you're not, you're gonna stick to the script, and eat me you hairy bastard!"

OMG!!! That IS HILLARIOUS!!!!

sindee67 wrote:

Rockin'Deano wrote:If Stuart can start all these joke pages, I need to as well.


Little Red Riding Hood is hopping down the trail, when out of nowhere, the Big Bad Wolf jumps out and growls,

"Awww! I'm gonna fuck you!"

Lil Red Riding Hood says, "No you're not, you're gonna stick to the script, and eat me you hairy bastard!"

OMG!!! That IS HILLARIOUS!!!!

ROLL TIDE BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me think of women." A little while later, a man sat down next to the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian".

Deano???

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."

Rockin'Deano wrote:My joke has givin me a wood. Gotta find the Misses now.

So looks like you and Lu are into role playing


Mazel Tov!!

Cat

strungout wrote:Deano???

Taken at a recent Journey concert?

Cat

A guy runs into an ex-girlfriend, with whom he didn't have the greatest relationship. "You know, I was with another woman last night, but I was still thinking of you."
"Why, because you miss me?"
"No, because it keeps me from coming too fast."

yulog wrote:A guy runs into an ex-girlfriend, with whom he didn't have the greatest relationship. "You know, I was with another woman last night, but I was still thinking of you."
"Why, because you miss me?"
"No, because it keeps me from coming too fast."

fred_journeyman wrote:or this one...

Girls have unique magic tricks; they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.

You got that right, and you didn't even touch on the whole childbirth thing!