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Yulog's Tall Tales....

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:25 pm
by Liam
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yulog wrote:
yulog wrote:oh yeah almost forgot then Angie came by and showed everyone her
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then we all said "those arent you boobs Angie, there to white"(besides those are my boobs)

meanwhile Deano was having another conversation with someone who thought he should be banned--Deano being the peacemaker that he is said


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and then he said



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then donny osmond said some stuff about andrew and

Andrew said

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Deano loved that comeback and told Andrew he just earned another

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when he gets to LA

meanwhile Deano was talking about his favorite politician to some of the other members of the forum



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somewhere else on the forum Journeygal was getting ready to

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because-
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was stalking-oops lurking the site

meanwhile Deano is asking all the girls on the site to SHOW US YOUR



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monker then takes a few stabs at Deanos reputation
and Deano replys calmly--


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back to our story folks!

Deano states hes never here during the day no one knows what he does but we kind of believe he is busy

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people who support him say


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then there are the others they get together and try to squeeze him out of the chatroom--but he pops right back in



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meanwhile Monker still tries to have his voice heard ---and once again

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Angie has lost her whip and has found other ways to get her point across to the men of the forum
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meanwhile clear on the otherside of the world-down under comes news



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we come to find the stingray got him-CRIKEY!--------R.I.P STEVE we will all miss you


back to Angie word gets out to DEPARTUREandNIG of what she is doing and they immeadiatly set up an appointment ----after 5 minutes of this

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we find 2 of Angie's customers up front
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Deano finally finishes up a long day at work

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donny O comes back for more with Andrew and the wombat


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meanwhile aside from all this i just dont know why this kid is overweight


hes got alot of energy
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Deano comes home for some rest from his hectic day




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Moonbeam has been stuck over at the booze and sex thread consuming bananas and beer


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these of course are her favorite bananas

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word leeks out that i said JSS sounds like Tom Jones and Journeygal gets into her car and does a driveby


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elsewhere JSS decides to take a chance on american idol


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Deano gets to the board and his first post to another user is

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i happen to be giving a history lesson to NJ turnpike about the first nurses being ho's she seem to take it well her being a nurse and all


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and in the distance a radio can be heard playing

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yeah , as if



okay folks we are back from station identification break


let me turn off this porn?

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that was different


okay we left our hero Monker in the fight to the death with Deano


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"Monker im your father"

OOPS. Who the hell fed me the wrong script!!!

meanwhile Andrew decides to take the no frills KIWI airlines to LA


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elsewhere MATTHEW is naming every freakin


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on a thread called NOW PLAYING



Monker-
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well this pretty much says where hes at with Andrew

elsewhere Deano and AR have torn the east coast a new asshole they are drinking the entire east coast under the table


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that AR hes A trooper still drinks after passing out







elsewhere-Andrew is keeping a close eye on things



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okay okay! i havent written you in for awhile---Deanos back--say hello


elsewhere Crazie Scarab liked my jiggada jigadda so much

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he stole it for his avatar----dont worry Crazie---theres enough


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to make the world go round--right Angie?


over at another site someone trys to come over


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they continue to try new ideas



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elsewhere paul McCartney finds a club for Andrew


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guess that didnt work

matthews back
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"get back"

Deano is attacked once again for his rude behavior and he being reformed now he tells his attacker your going to need this later

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I think his rehab is coming along nicely how about you?



Donnie osmond has changed his tune all of a sudden


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Andrew employs SHADOWSONG To send puppy love a message


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ok Matt just hurry up already


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"purple haze"



Meanwhile NJ turnpike wants

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omitted from her wifely duties but she probably just wants more



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added to the husbands duties


Deano ask for
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i figured we need some sex in this episode


DEANO one last word for our viewers please?






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I fugure this should help ya out a bit, man. :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:33 pm
by Clasicrockldy
This is a great idea, Liam ! yulog's own thread............. Hmmmmmm I wonder what he will come up with next ! ( Damn, I created a monster ! LOLOL ! :lol: j/k yulog ! :wink: )

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:42 pm
by Liam
Clasicrockldy wrote:This is a great idea, Liam ! yulog's own thread............. Hmmmmmm I wonder what he will come up with next ! ( Damn, I created a monster ! LOLOL ! :lol: j/k yulog ! :wink: )


Good job, Hun. :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:45 pm
by Natalie
I knew I should have reconsidered posting after I had taken Ambien. But funny anyway!

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:46 pm
by Liam
NJT At Your Cervix wrote:I knew I should have reconsidered posting after I had taken Ambien. But funny anyway!


Aww...it's cool. When I post drunk I don't remember HALF the shit I say....but I play it off. :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:49 pm
by Rockindeano
OMFG..NO Way does this thread survive. Dude, the BT er not fitting through the door broke my face from laughter.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:51 pm
by Liam
Rockin'Deano wrote:OMFG..NO Way does this thread survive. Dude, the BT er not fitting through the door broke my face from laughter.


Would be nice if he posted the next Chapter in HERE though. :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:55 pm
by Rockindeano
Hyfuckinsterical...


Dude, yulog rules!

More tit pics dude..More fat BT er emoticons too!

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:03 pm
by Granny
Rockin'Deano wrote:OMFG..NO Way does this thread survive. Dude, the BT er not fitting through the door broke my face from laughter.


Have to agree with Deano on this one. keep it goin"--Yulog should be a comdey sketch writer just for us~LMAO

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:03 pm
by Crazie Scarab
Damn funny, D79.. Hey! Those are Angie's? Ohhh my! :lol:

Thanks for the avitar, bro! :) Don't know if I'll keep it forever... Those seem to distract me just a little.. MUCH! LOL

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:05 pm
by Clasicrockldy
Departure79 wrote:
Clasicrockldy wrote:This is a great idea, Liam ! yulog's own thread............. Hmmmmmm I wonder what he will come up with next ! ( Damn, I created a monster ! LOLOL ! :lol: j/k yulog ! :wink: )


Good job, Hun. :lol:


Thank you, Liam. yulog did ask nice for someone to help him post stuff. Now he is off and running !........ :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:07 pm
by Moon Beam
Andrew if you make us all go in the corner or
on holiday you have to know we will turn every brown
hair on your head grey.

We love you Daddy!

:lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:10 pm
by larryfromnextdoor
ok , im loosing my mind, who is Z??? lost track!! Z ,,who are you now!!!

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:15 pm
by Granny
We know Andrew is reading these and is laughing just as much as we are. :) He's lying if he says he isn't. :)

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:17 pm
by Moon Beam
bufordt9 wrote:We know Andrew is reading these and is laughing just as much as we are. :) He's lying if he says he isn't. :)


That's what my heart's hoping for

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:17 pm
by Liam
I think Andrew MIGHT be stuck on the 1st picture in the thread. :lol: j/k man.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:18 pm
by Granny
Departure79 wrote:I think Andrew MIGHT be stuck on the 1st picture in the thread. :lol: j/k man.


Probably right on that one. :)

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:20 pm
by Liam
bufordt9 wrote:
Departure79 wrote:I think Andrew MIGHT be stuck on the 1st picture in the thread. :lol: j/k man.


Probably right on that one. :)


I know I WAS for about 2 hours earlier. :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:22 pm
by Rockindeano
Seeing that FAT BT er pop through to trampoline made me climax.....literally...I have never laughed so fucking hard. Mac, face it, this board is unreal.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:25 pm
by Liam
Rockin'Deano wrote:Seeing that FAT BT er pop through to trampoline made me climax.....literally...I have never laughed so fucking hard. Mac, face it, this board is unreal.


We ARE pushing the envelope aren't we??? :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:26 pm
by Rockindeano
Departure79 wrote:
Rockin'Deano wrote:Seeing that FAT BT er pop through to trampoline made me climax.....literally...I have never laughed so fucking hard. Mac, face it, this board is unreal.


We ARE pushing the envelope aren't we??? :lol:


Fuck it. IF Mac closes down, I will start up a NEW board exactly like this!

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:27 pm
by Natalie
I had totally forgotten about the nurses being whores thing, thanks so much for reminding me. BTW, when are you going to stop calling me New Jersey? I've never even been to New Jersey!

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:28 pm
by Liam
Rockin'Deano wrote:
Departure79 wrote:
Rockin'Deano wrote:Seeing that FAT BT er pop through to trampoline made me climax.....literally...I have never laughed so fucking hard. Mac, face it, this board is unreal.


We ARE pushing the envelope aren't we??? :lol:


Fuck it. IF Mac closes down, I will start up a NEW board exactly like this!


I gotta go with Moon on this one....He's laughing just as hard at this. :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:30 pm
by Andrew
I'll be fine as long as the BT references disappear...c'mon folks...help me out just a little here.

The rest - :shock: :D

Andrew

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:31 pm
by journeywoman
We are loved

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:32 pm
by Granny
Departure79 wrote:
bufordt9 wrote:
Departure79 wrote:I think Andrew MIGHT be stuck on the 1st picture in the thread. :lol: j/k man.


Probably right on that one. :)


I know I WAS for about 2 hours earlier. :lol:


MEN--u are all the same. boobies, boobies, boobies--ins't there anything else in life? :)

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:35 pm
by Liam
bufordt9 wrote:
Departure79 wrote:
bufordt9 wrote:
Departure79 wrote:I think Andrew MIGHT be stuck on the 1st picture in the thread. :lol: j/k man.


Probably right on that one. :)


I know I WAS for about 2 hours earlier. :lol:


MEN--u are all the same. boobies, boobies, boobies--ins't there anything else in life? :)


I'm more of a leg/ass man...but THOSE tits were rather hard to ignore. :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:35 pm
by AR
Wow, that was AWESOME!!!!!!!

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:36 pm
by yulog
Image id like to thank the academy of idiocy and i should thank classic rock she helped me figure out how to post this crap

to classic and lovely

Image-also Lovely lourdes helped but i dont think she posts here much to everyone else i couldnt do it without all you nuts also thanks to departure for making it its own post


my only regret is some of the best stuff i had didnt work and i had to edit it out most of it was perfect for moonbeam and Deano


it was alot of fun but quite the pain in the ass dont think i could do this daily

1 last thing oh look here comes monker watch out for that

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:40 pm
by Granny
I thought they were rather ugly. too big and shiny--didn't look real-which they aren't! :) :roll: :shock: