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OT, but I Don't give a Flying Shit

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:26 pm
by Rockindeano
I am sitting here thinking, after the greatest weekend in my life; ok, a close to second to my children being born.

I am thinking of women. And what about women? I am thinking of what other men think about women. Is it legs, ass, tits, face, the entire package, that get's you off? Of course there are a thousand different possibilities to like.

Let's talk about the best creation God ever delivered to us, the Woman.

Oh, if Andrew is willing, and I am sure he is, please include a pic of your hot chick, the woman of your dreams or the woman you just have to have. I am guessing we won't have any **ters represented!

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:30 pm
by Vladan
All of the above! can't just choose one, sorry. I am too picky, so! I take it all.

PS,
get a women!

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:31 pm
by Liam
Add "All of thee above" and you got a vote. :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:32 pm
by Rockindeano
Vladan wrote:All of the above! can't just choose one, sorry. I am too picky, so! I take it all.

PS,
get a women!


Oh, I have a woman. A great woman. Couldn't be happier.

Just inquiring as to what turns on other dudes.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:35 pm
by larryfromnextdoor
i voted for the butt,, and understand ,, chicks aint only a creation of God, but the last one as well, some say he got it right ,, i think i say ,,yep!!

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:36 pm
by Vladan
Rockin'Deano wrote:
Vladan wrote:All of the above! can't just choose one, sorry. I am too picky, so! I take it all.

PS,
get a women!


Oh, I have a woman. A great woman. Couldn't be happier.

Just inquiring as to what turns on other dudes.


Nice. Well thats cool. Well, I like a nice face, obviously nice legs, firm buttocks, nice titties (medium size, maybe cups) small feet, she must smell good, gotta have a great smile, good breath - and always willing to please!

8)

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:37 pm
by larryfromnextdoor
elaine says that the female body is a work of art. The male body is utilitarian. It's for gettin' around. It's like a Jeep.. :shock:

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:40 pm
by Rockindeano
You guys are so full of shit :lol:

I notice no one said "the brain" yet!

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:43 pm
by larryfromnextdoor
Rockin'Deano wrote:You guys are so full of shit :lol:

I notice no one said "the brain" yet!


oh no dude, brain was number 2 , promise,, yea, brain,, is important,, i like a brain as long as ITS NOT ABBY NORMAL!!!!! :shock:

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:44 pm
by Liam
Rockin'Deano wrote:You guys are so full of shit :lol:

I notice no one said "the brain" yet!


That's included in the "All of the above" 'cause I don't wanna hear "Like totally like....like..like" EESH.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:45 pm
by larryfromnextdoor
see, a female brain can bring happiness..

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:46 pm
by lights1961
gotta be the legs that get me turned on the most... :) Something about seeing a long legged women wearing stockings and high heels under their skirts.....and that know what to do with the power they have over us... :)

Rick

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:51 pm
by larryfromnextdoor
lights1961 wrote:gotta be the legs that get me turned on the most... :) Something about seeing a long legged women wearing stockings and high heels under their skirts.....and that know what to do with the power they have over us... :)

Rick


dude, i used to like high heels and jeans,, and a sweater , and feathered 70's hair,, somehow, its not as i remember it on the younger girls,, hahahaha,, maybe it wasnt cool in '78 either.... :cry:

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:03 pm
by itsjustme
So, do you guys really find those mutant breasts sexy? (from yulog's tales)

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:11 pm
by FormerJrnyFan
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:14 pm
by Rockindeano
lights1961 wrote:gotta be the legs that get me turned on the most... :) Something about seeing a long legged women wearing stockings and high heels under their skirts.....and that know what to do with the power they have over us... :)

Rick


Dude, we think alike. Ever cut a hole outta your old ladies pantyhose? I have...every single one of them..She got all pissed and asked why. I said, "easy access." She was not amused. In fact, I had to buy her a bunch of new stuff. We broke up soon afterwards and I didn't have to anyway. F her.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:29 pm
by Blueskies
Rockin'Deano wrote:
lights1961 wrote:gotta be the legs that get me turned on the most... :) Something about seeing a long legged women wearing stockings and high heels under their skirts.....and that know what to do with the power they have over us... :)

Rick


Dude, we think alike. Ever cut a hole outta your old ladies pantyhose? I have...every single one of them..She got all pissed and asked why. I said, "easy access." She was not amused. In fact, I had to buy her a bunch of new stuff. We broke up soon afterwards and I didn't have to anyway. F her.
Bitter, Deano???..Sound's like she's owed!!! :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:30 pm
by AR
I need the beautiful face first and foremost for the "money shot". Legs and ass follow. Tits are an added bonus but last. Oh yeah, a personality helps too. :lol:

My wife let me leave the house all weekend for Journey concerts. Even with a 6 month old baby at home she encouraged me to go. That's the sexiest thing ever.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:53 pm
by Natalie
I've said it before, but it seems fitting here too...
{GULP}
How sexy is that?????

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:11 pm
by Shadowsong
I like SP
Smiles & a
Positively wicked sense of humor....

:lol:

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:32 pm
by Blueskies
Rockin'Deano wrote:
lights1961 wrote:gotta be the legs that get me turned on the most... :) Something about seeing a long legged women wearing stockings and high heels under their skirts.....and that know what to do with the power they have over us... :)

Rick


Dude, we think alike. Ever cut a hole outta your old ladies pantyhose? I have...every single one of them..She got all pissed and asked why. I said, "easy access." She was not amused. In fact, I had to buy her a bunch of new stuff. We broke up soon afterwards and I didn't have to anyway. F her.
and ya should'a just bought her a garter belt and stocking's!! Then no problem!! :lol:

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 3:11 pm
by Rockindeano
TVL wrote:
Rockin'Deano wrote:
lights1961 wrote:gotta be the legs that get me turned on the most... :) Something about seeing a long legged women wearing stockings and high heels under their skirts.....and that know what to do with the power they have over us... :)

Rick


Dude, we think alike. Ever cut a hole outta your old ladies pantyhose? I have...every single one of them..She got all pissed and asked why. I said, "easy access." She was not amused. In fact, I had to buy her a bunch of new stuff. We broke up soon afterwards and I didn't have to anyway. F her.
and ya should'a just bought her a garter belt and stocking's!! Then no problem!! :lol:


Yeah, so many women wear THAT to work! I have been trying to get L...nevermind.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 3:29 pm
by Rock'nCheyanna
OMG Dad..you are so embarrassing...tard :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:06 pm
by SteveForever
Rock'nCheyanna wrote:OMG Dad..you are so embarrassing...tard :lol:


Busted!!!!! ha ha ha ha !!!! :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:00 pm
by Sandman67
Legs...nothing better was ever created.

And don't forget all the accessories that go with them...

Shorts
Skirts
Heels
Teddys
Mini-skirts
Boots
Stockings

:shock:

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:06 pm
by RossValoryRocks
I want a brain: As Ron White says nowadays you can get a doctor to put whatever set of tits you want on a woman...you can get the ass shaped...but there is no cure for stupid.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:30 pm
by Moon Beam
AR wrote:I need the beautiful face first and foremost for the "money shot". Legs and ass follow. Tits are an added bonus but last. Oh yeah, a personality helps too. :lol:

My wife let me leave the house all weekend for Journey concerts. Even with a 6 month old baby at home she encouraged me to go. That's the sexiest thing ever.


AR, indeed your cool but that may have been just a wee bit to much info :lol:

If you still praise her after 16 years in the
manner you did above, then you pass
the test and are a great husband.
I'm leary though and think you may just be
trying to get laid after having your cake all last weekend.
:wink: :lol:

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:50 pm
by heardonthestreet
Rockin'Deano wrote:
lights1961 wrote:gotta be the legs that get me turned on the most... :) Something about seeing a long legged women wearing stockings and high heels under their skirts.....and that know what to do with the power they have over us... :)

Rick


Dude, we think alike. Ever cut a hole outta your old ladies pantyhose? I have...every single one of them..She got all pissed and asked why. I said, "easy access." She was not amused. In fact, I had to buy her a bunch of new stuff. We broke up soon afterwards and I didn't have to anyway. F her.



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It's difficult to tell the front from the back with pantyhose, Dean. That's where you probably screwed up, excuse the pun :lol:

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:53 pm
by Rockindeano
heardonthestreet wrote:
Rockin'Deano wrote:
lights1961 wrote:gotta be the legs that get me turned on the most... :) Something about seeing a long legged women wearing stockings and high heels under their skirts.....and that know what to do with the power they have over us... :)

Rick


Dude, we think alike. Ever cut a hole outta your old ladies pantyhose? I have...every single one of them..She got all pissed and asked why. I said, "easy access." She was not amused. In fact, I had to buy her a bunch of new stuff. We broke up soon afterwards and I didn't have to anyway. F her.



............................

It's difficult to tell the front from the back with pantyhose, Dean. That's where you probably screwed up, excuse the pun :lol:


Is there not a tag? Jesus HOTS, I have seen female underwear before. I figured it out.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:57 pm
by Liquid_Drummer
I just really dig large hariy moles ! I cant get enough of em. Big, dark greasy, bumpy moles ! mmmm hahahah j.k of course !