You Know You're A Disgruntled Journey Fan If...

1.) You've found a soft spot in your heart for Rockin' Deano
2.) You've started to refer to Neal Schon and Jonathan Cain as "Fro and Friga"
3.) You've changed your long-used forum handle to something non-Journey related
4.) You've begun browsing Ticketmaster for other bands to stalk
5.) You've dusted off those old (insert band name) CDs you've been meaning to listen to
6.) Journey no longer takes up four of the slots in you five-CD changer. Wait, is Journey even in there?
7.) You've realized you don't miss Back Talk as much as you thought you would.
8.) You've decided to go on an eBay kick. Posters? T-shirts? Who needs 'em? You need some cash for few six-packs.
9.) You wonder why you suddenly have enough money to take a vacation this summer. Oh right, you're not spending it on Five Star access or state fair corndogs.
10.) Melodic Rock isn't so scary anymore. That is, if you haven't been banned already.
2.) You've started to refer to Neal Schon and Jonathan Cain as "Fro and Friga"
3.) You've changed your long-used forum handle to something non-Journey related
4.) You've begun browsing Ticketmaster for other bands to stalk
5.) You've dusted off those old (insert band name) CDs you've been meaning to listen to
6.) Journey no longer takes up four of the slots in you five-CD changer. Wait, is Journey even in there?
7.) You've realized you don't miss Back Talk as much as you thought you would.
8.) You've decided to go on an eBay kick. Posters? T-shirts? Who needs 'em? You need some cash for few six-packs.
9.) You wonder why you suddenly have enough money to take a vacation this summer. Oh right, you're not spending it on Five Star access or state fair corndogs.
10.) Melodic Rock isn't so scary anymore. That is, if you haven't been banned already.