must have some tea..you really are a big pussy at times
Anyway he's one for the road:
An Aussie, a Paddy and a Scouser are in a bar.
They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a
table in the Corner, he's so familiar, and not recognising him is
driving them mad.
They stare and stare, until suddenly the Paddy twigs:
"My God, it's Jesus!"
Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled,
they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint
of Boddingtons.
Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks
the pints slowly, one after another. After he's finished the drinks,
Jesus approaches the trio.
He reaches for the hand of the Paddy and shakes it,
thanking him For the Guinness.
When he lets go, the Paddy gives a cry of
amazement: "My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone.
It's a miracle!"
Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for
the lager.
As He lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock, "Strewth
mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a
miracle." Jesus then approaches the Scouse who knocks over
a chair and a table in trying to get away from the Son of God.
"What's wrong my son?" says Jesus.
The Scouse shouts, "Fuck off you ****, I'm on disability benefit!"