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Postby conversationpc » Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:38 am

Just to lighten the mood a bit...

Q: What happened when Jon locked his keys in the car?
A: He spent an hour trying to get Neal out.
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Postby jrnysc » Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:46 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: That was pretty good!
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Postby Yasuru » Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:48 am

Actually, I heard that Neal was actually trying to STEAL the car.... but he couldn't reach the pedals....

:shock: :shock: :shock:
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Re: Journey jokes here!

Postby Matthew » Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:51 am

conversationpc wrote:Just to lighten the mood a bit...

Q: What happened when Jon locked his keys in the car?
A: He spent an hour trying to get Neal out.



I don't get it, Dave! :oops:
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Re: Journey jokes here!

Postby conversationpc » Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:53 am

Matthew wrote:
conversationpc wrote:Just to lighten the mood a bit...

Q: What happened when Jon locked his keys in the car?
A: He spent an hour trying to get Neal out.



I don't get it, Dave! :oops:


i.e., Neal is too dumb to unlock the door from inside and just get out.

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Re: Journey jokes here!

Postby jrnysc » Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:54 am

Matthew wrote:
conversationpc wrote:Just to lighten the mood a bit...

Q: What happened when Jon locked his keys in the car?
A: He spent an hour trying to get Neal out.



I don't get it, Dave! :oops:


Time to wakey wakey Matthew!! j/k :lol:
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Postby jrnysc » Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:55 am

Yasuru wrote:Actually, I heard that Neal was actually trying to STEAL the car.... but he couldn't reach the pedals....

:shock: :shock: :shock:


I heard Neal was auditioning for the Midget Kiss band!!
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Postby conversationpc » Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:57 am

jrnysc wrote:
Yasuru wrote:Actually, I heard that Neal was actually trying to STEAL the car.... but he couldn't reach the pedals....

:shock: :shock: :shock:


I heard Neal was auditioning for the Midget Kiss band!!


How tall is Neal, really? 5'4" or 5'5" maybe? He'd make Ronnie James Dio look like a dwarf but that's not saying much.
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Postby jrnysc » Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:59 am

conversationpc wrote:
jrnysc wrote:
Yasuru wrote:Actually, I heard that Neal was actually trying to STEAL the car.... but he couldn't reach the pedals....

:shock: :shock: :shock:


I heard Neal was auditioning for the Midget Kiss band!!


How tall is Neal, really? 5'4" or 5'5" maybe? He'd make Ronnie James Dio look like a dwarf but that's not saying much.


I don't know for sure, but I would say 5'5 is about right. :shock:
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Postby jrnysc » Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:01 am

I have to give a big kudos to Jeff for not accidentally stepping on him on stage. :) I wonder if that was in Jeff's contract? If you ever step on Neal on stage or kick him over, you will be fired. :lol:
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Postby conversationpc » Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:03 am

jrnysc wrote:I have to give a big kudos to Jeff for not accidentally stepping on him on stage. :) I wonder if that was in Jeff's contract? If you ever step on Neal on stage or kick him over, you will be fired. :lol:


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Postby Rockindeano » Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:04 am

Stop personally making fun of the guy...He is 5'8" and so fucking what? He can play a guitar better than you hacks.
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Postby jrnysc » Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:05 am

RockinDeano wrote:Stop personally making fun of the guy...He is 5'8" and so fucking what? He can play a guitar better than you hacks.


Im not a hack. I don't play one at all.
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Postby Yasuru » Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:05 am

jrnysc wrote:I have to give a big kudos to Jeff for not accidentally stepping on him on stage. :) I wonder if that was in Jeff's contract? If you ever step on Neal on stage or kick him over, you will be fired. :lol:


Maybe THAT'S what really happened - Jeff stepped on him on the way off the stage at the last show!

That's why Jeff didn't know it was coming, he never even noticed the brillo pad stuck to his shoe!
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Re: Journey jokes here!

Postby Matthew » Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:06 am

conversationpc wrote:
Matthew wrote:
conversationpc wrote:Just to lighten the mood a bit...

Q: What happened when Jon locked his keys in the car?
A: He spent an hour trying to get Neal out.



I don't get it, Dave! :oops:


i.e., Neal is too dumb to unlock the door from inside and just get out.

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:lol: I'm embarrassed to have it explained to me....
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Postby jrnysc » Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:07 am

Yasuru wrote:
jrnysc wrote:I have to give a big kudos to Jeff for not accidentally stepping on him on stage. :) I wonder if that was in Jeff's contract? If you ever step on Neal on stage or kick him over, you will be fired. :lol:


Maybe THAT'S what really happened - Jeff stepped on him on the way off the stage at the last show!

That's why Jeff didn't know it was coming, he never even noticed the brillo pad stuck to his shoe!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Matthew » Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:10 am

RockinDeano wrote:Stop personally making fun of the guy...He is 5'8" and so fucking what? He can play a guitar better than you hacks.



Say it isn't so Deano! One week after JSS was fired and you're back to being Neal's bitch already! :wink:
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Postby Red13JoePa » Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:16 am

Neal's guitar riffs are 7'3''.
"I love almost everybody."---Rocky Balboa 1990
"Let's reform this thing.Let's go out and get some guys who want to work and go do it"--Neal Schon February, 2001
"I looked at Neal, and I just saw a guy who really wants his band back"-JCain 2/01
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Postby conversationpc » Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:19 am

RockinDeano wrote:Stop personally making fun of the guy...He is 5'8" and so fucking what? He can play a guitar better than you hacks.


Coming from the King of personal insults... :lol:
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Postby Todd H » Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:21 am

Hey now! I'm only 5'6"! :x :lol:
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Postby conversationpc » Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:22 am

Todd H wrote:Hey now! I'm only 5'6"! :x :lol:


I'm 6'3" and, trust me, being tall can sometimes be overrated.
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Postby Xnapsteruser » Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:49 am

RockinDeano wrote:Stop personally making fun of the guy...He is 5'8" and so fucking what? He can play a guitar better than you hacks.


Who flippin' cares how tall someone is?
I'm vertically challenged and I take offense into the insult being hurled because of a physical limitation like the height of a person as anything relavent.
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Postby AR » Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:00 am

What is the difference between Neal Schon and a vacuum cleaner?

The position of the dirt bag

What's the biggest crime committed by Jon Friga?

Male fraud

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