The_Noble_Cause wrote:JrnySuxBalls wrote:Plus [Steve]knows about music, Neal knows NADA about what stuff is called
The_Noble_Cause wrote:Neal might not read music, but the guy knows his craft inside and out and, by most accounts, is a veritable guitar guru.
Pile on Neal for treating Jeff like shit, but this mental triathalon you're now running to pin stuff on him is getting ridiculous.
JourneySuxBalls wrote:Neal's a really really outstanding rock player. Gurus live in Tibet.
Yup.
Neal is such a musical nincompoop, he has a rack of mock-Gibsons made from old FedEx boxes, rubber bands and scotch tape.
One time on stage I saw him clamp down on a live amplifier wire and violently shake his head side-to-side like a Bull Mastiff with a new favorite chew toy.
He then promptly squatted and took a dump next to the drum kit and kept strumming like nothing had happened.
TOTAL SPED RETARD!
JrnySuxBalls wrote:The_Noble_Cause wrote:So did Usher.
Who gives a fuck?
You left out the Larry Carlton part. A jazz guitar legend. Sorry U missed the point. Fuck Usher.
I didn’t miss it, I just don’t think any bestowing of accolades by the music establishment is worth noting.
Neal got a Grammy nom for playing on an album all by himself –
ALL BY HIMSELF.Again, really, who gives a fuck?
In an age where Grammys are routinely handed to exalted strippers and glock-toting street hooligans, is receiving one even still an honor?
Even
if it was shared with some shriveled old Jazz musician that nobody cares about?
The_Noble_Cause wrote:JourneySuxBalls wrote:Luke also has a hot wife.
The_Noble_Cause wrote:Neal has stacked up a harem's worth of bangin bitches thru the years.
JourneySuxBalls wrote:So has Luke. Not just American bitches, but hot models worldwide. Next.
Yeah, and I’m just positive Neal, Jon, Ross, and Deen pass the time on the bus trying out different hand lotions for their nightly circle jerk.
I hear Wednesday is Peach Lavender Age Redefining night.
Those poor millionaire rock stars and their unattended dicks.
Will somebody please pass around the collection plate?
All rockers get ‘tang - that is a universal certainty.
JrnySuxBalls wrote:The_Noble_Cause wrote:Impersonations might have been cutting edge in Milton Berle’s day - back when stand-up routines still consisted of 80% black jokes.
As it stands now, Luke’s Sammy Davis Jr. / Michael Jackson impersonations are about as fresh as Ed McMahon’s farts.
When is the last time Neal made an audience laugh, except for getting hit with that beer bottle. Guy has no public persona
and is about as interesting as a grapefruit.
If I wanted a burlesque show, I’d go to the Catskills.
Say, part of Luke’s stage act wouldn’t also happen to include magic tricks by any chance?
See, I couldn’t help but notice that his lead singer’s voice miraculously comes and go at will.
I’m telling yah, together with Augeri’s uncanny vocal performance on the last tour, The Amazing Kreskin ain’t got nuthin on these fuckers!
JrnySuxBalls wrote:The_Noble_Cause wrote:Eric Clapton asked Neal to join his band.
Clapton's a blues player who asked Neal when he was a child prodigy playing by ear. Put Neal in a high level jazz group
and he'd go "you guys know 'Red House?'"
What a silly whore.
Just a week ago, Journey was the best band in the universe.
Now, because of Jeff’s firing, you are willing to go through any number of back-flipping, cellulite-jiggling lengths to depict Neal Schon as some sub-retarded box car hopping hobo.
And next week, after Luke unexpectedly dismisses Bobby, out will come the big guns: Mussolini & Hitler analogies!
Stop wasting everyone’s time with these convenient calculated efforts to shamelessly curry favor with Jeff.
If you want to kiss somebody’s ass who can actually open doors for you, start with your shift manager down at the Waffle Hut.
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:39 pm
"wondrous cakes and pies?" 
