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WIX wrote:As many of you know I lost out on the lead singer position to Arny. They said I had the stage presence and looks. But their biggest concern was me stealing all of Neals groupies and the fact that I sounded like Neil Diamond instead of Steve Perry. I mean who gives a Rats Crapper at this point. I mean we are on the 17 th lead singer, its all about the meth and the bus and stinky underwear.

Anyway, they liked me and wanted me part of the team so they have signed a Contract with me to be a Vendor at all the Concert dates. The name of my vendor business is " Arny Pinata's", I will sell handmade pinatas in all shaped and forms. I will sell scarabs, band member faces including one of the whale. They were kind enough to let me take 2% of all the sales. I will also make a pinata of steve perry but it will cost extra as it takes extra paper mache to form his nose.

I am still sadened being passed over but this will help my ego somewhat.

see ya on the road and plan on bringing extra cash to buy a pinata !!!!

Wixy, ya freak! How have ya been?

WIX wrote:
see ya on the road and plan on bringing extra cash to buy a pinata !!!!

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Deb wrote:

WIX wrote:As many of you know I lost out on the lead singer position to Arny. They said I had the stage presence and looks. But their biggest concern was me stealing all of Neals groupies and the fact that I sounded like Neil Diamond instead of Steve Perry. I mean who gives a Rats Crapper at this point. I mean we are on the 17 th lead singer, its all about the meth and the bus and stinky underwear.

Anyway, they liked me and wanted me part of the team so they have signed a Contract with me to be a Vendor at all the Concert dates. The name of my vendor business is " Arny Pinata's", I will sell handmade pinatas in all shaped and forms. I will sell scarabs, band member faces including one of the whale. They were kind enough to let me take 2% of all the sales. I will also make a pinata of steve perry but it will cost extra as it takes extra paper mache to form his nose.

I am still sadened being passed over but this will help my ego somewhat.

see ya on the road and plan on bringing extra cash to buy a pinata !!!!

Wixy, ya freak! How have ya been?

I am doing fabulous, in fact I just finished a Steve Augeri Pinata, but it looks like Kenny G more that Augeri. Ah, hell, drunk people at concerts will never know. I mean if they pay $25 bucks to watch journey in 2008 they probably really don't care about anything other than drinking and buying a pinata anyway !

Hi Wix! Haven't seen you around much. Glad to hear you got a job and with such a great company too!!! You will be rich before you know it. I think a SP pinata is a great idea. I wonder if it would be filled with the same stuff you are?

Sassie wrote:Hi Wix! Haven't seen you around much. Glad to hear you got a job and with such a great company too!!! You will be rich before you know it. I think a SP pinata is a great idea. I wonder if it would be filled with the same stuff you are?

Feces, Mucous and natural Gas ?

naw, these pinatas are empty. They reflect the longevity of each new lead singer.

WIX wrote:

Sassie wrote:Hi Wix! Haven't seen you around much. Glad to hear you got a job and with such a great company too!!! You will be rich before you know it. I think a SP pinata is a great idea. I wonder if it would be filled with the same stuff you are?

Feces, Mucous and natural Gas ?

naw, these pinatas are empty. They reflect the longevity of each new lead singer.

Or the combined brain power of the rest of the group.

Sorry, I couldn't resist...

WIX wrote:

Sassie wrote:Hi Wix! Haven't seen you around much. Glad to hear you got a job and with such a great company too!!! You will be rich before you know it. I think a SP pinata is a great idea. I wonder if it would be filled with the same stuff you are?

Feces, Mucous and natural Gas ?

naw, these pinatas are empty. They reflect the longevity of each new lead singer.

Negative WIX, pinatas are generally filled with some kind of candy. We demand candy or we ain't buying a friggin one!

Rick wrote:

WIX wrote:

Sassie wrote:Hi Wix! Haven't seen you around much. Glad to hear you got a job and with such a great company too!!! You will be rich before you know it. I think a SP pinata is a great idea. I wonder if it would be filled with the same stuff you are?

Feces, Mucous and natural Gas ?

naw, these pinatas are empty. They reflect the longevity of each new lead singer.

Negative WIX, pinatas are generally filled with some kind of candy. We demand candy or we ain't buying a friggin one!

Actually Rick, if I can call you Rick, or I could call you Richard if you prefer? but then I suppose it could be Dick for short of Richard?
Anyway, I am not sure what part of South Carolina you live but up here and the west coast the Pinatas are empty, the buyer then takes it home cuts a small hole and stuffs the pinata with your choice of treat. If you choose to stuff it with a Body Part then that would be your choice, plus you would not need a hanger in that case, depending on size?

Wix, what happened to that partnership you had with Steve Perry? You know the one I’m talking about…The Beer Battered Crust Pizza Shop. I thought you had it made like Flint. Is it true that you created a pizza that had an uncanny resemblance of Elvis?

WIX wrote:

Rick wrote:

WIX wrote:

Sassie wrote:Hi Wix! Haven't seen you around much. Glad to hear you got a job and with such a great company too!!! You will be rich before you know it. I think a SP pinata is a great idea. I wonder if it would be filled with the same stuff you are?

Feces, Mucous and natural Gas ?

naw, these pinatas are empty. They reflect the longevity of each new lead singer.

Negative WIX, pinatas are generally filled with some kind of candy. We demand candy or we ain't buying a friggin one!

Actually Rick, if I can call you Rick, or I could call you Richard if you prefer? but then I suppose it could be Dick for short of Richard?
Anyway, I am not sure what part of South Carolina you live but up here and the west coast the Pinatas are empty, the buyer then takes it home cuts a small hole and stuffs the pinata with your choice of treat. If you choose to stuff it with a Body Part then that would be your choice, plus you would not need a hanger in that case, depending on size?

I've been called any and all of those names. Your choice. Hadn't considered body parts. I'll get an empty one then.

WIX wrote:

Rick wrote:

WIX wrote:

Sassie wrote:Hi Wix! Haven't seen you around much. Glad to hear you got a job and with such a great company too!!! You will be rich before you know it. I think a SP pinata is a great idea. I wonder if it would be filled with the same stuff you are?

Feces, Mucous and natural Gas ?

naw, these pinatas are empty. They reflect the longevity of each new lead singer.

Negative WIX, pinatas are generally filled with some kind of candy. We demand candy or we ain't buying a friggin one!

Actually Rick, if I can call you Rick, or I could call you Richard if you prefer? but then I suppose it could be Dick for short of Richard?
Anyway, I am not sure what part of South Carolina you live but up here and the west coast the Pinatas are empty, the buyer then takes it home cuts a small hole and stuffs the pinata with your choice of treat. If you choose to stuff it with a Body Part then that would be your choice, plus you would not need a hanger in that case, depending on size?

You could always stuff them with purple shirts, surplus copies of Generations and some JSS Journey bootleg CD's

WIX wrote:

Sassie wrote:Hi Wix! Haven't seen you around much. Glad to hear you got a job and with such a great company too!!! You will be rich before you know it. I think a SP pinata is a great idea. I wonder if it would be filled with the same stuff you are?

Feces, Mucous and natural Gas ?

naw, these pinatas are empty. They reflect the longevity of each new lead singer.

This is actually a great idea. You should fill them according to the person buying them. Obviously they'd have to be pre-ordered. For example, you could fill Deano's with toliet paper since he has trouble wiping his ass properly, you could fill Monker's with Proactiv solution for his face, and you could fill Behshad's with C-4 or Mustard Gas. "Terrorists" dig that shit.

Well I have changed my mind. I will buy a concert ticket just so I can hangout with Wix

Perrydise wrote:Well I have changed my mind. I will buy a concert ticket just so I can hangout with Wix

good idea, the pinata booth will be a mucho better attraction than the concert.

actually a RED 13 CD per pinata may or may not be a good idea, we will have to test that theory ! it may detract from the sale, or for the HICK anything free sells ??

I've never met you on here before, I'm new, but damn...I have to say...great post...and nice to meet you!

WIX wrote:As many of you know I lost out on the lead singer position to Arny. They said I had the stage presence and looks. But their biggest concern was me stealing all of Neals groupies and the fact that I sounded like Neil Diamond instead of Steve Perry. I mean who gives a Rats Crapper at this point. I mean we are on the 17 th lead singer, its all about the meth and the bus and stinky underwear.

Anyway, they liked me and wanted me part of the team so they have signed a Contract with me to be a Vendor at all the Concert dates. The name of my vendor business is " Arny Pinata's", I will sell handmade pinatas in all shaped and forms. I will sell scarabs, band member faces including one of the whale. They were kind enough to let me take 2% of all the sales. I will also make a pinata of steve perry but it will cost extra as it takes extra paper mache to form his nose.

I am still sadened being passed over but this will help my ego somewhat.

see ya on the road and plan on bringing extra cash to buy a pinata !!!!