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If you put on old-man-plastic-safety-pants and fill them up with pudding, it feels pretty cool...but if you let the putting dry in your ass crack, it can lead to several problems. but i'm sure most of you knew that.

Uno_up wrote:If you put on old-man-plastic-safety-pants and fill them up with pudding, it feels pretty cool...but if you let the putting dry in your ass crack, it can lead to several problems. but i'm sure most of you knew that.

Nope, I knew none of that.

Uno_up wrote:If you put on old-man-plastic-safety-pants and fill them up with pudding, it feels pretty cool...but if you let the putting dry in your ass crack, it can lead to several problems. but i'm sure most of you knew that.

Oh, it's Friday night on MR - let the games begin!

The Sushi Hunter wrote:

Uno_up wrote:If you put on old-man-plastic-safety-pants and fill them up with pudding, it feels pretty cool...but if you let the putting dry in your ass crack, it can lead to several problems. but i'm sure most of you knew that.

Nope, I knew none of that.

Then perhaps you should try those one piece rubber-booted-fly-fishing-waders. No tell-tale pudding trails around the house.

hey sushi...
I'm a little gassy tonight. I had meat loaf and mac n cheese. gave the leftovers to my dogs. normally a bad practice but on occasion i spoil them. anyway, the 3 of us are audibly blowing up my living room. Paris, the bigger one just had the other one blow a fart right in his face on the couch eliciting a furious bark. i can't stop laughing.

Uno_up wrote:

The Sushi Hunter wrote:

Uno_up wrote:If you put on old-man-plastic-safety-pants and fill them up with pudding, it feels pretty cool...but if you let the putting dry in your ass crack, it can lead to several problems. but i'm sure most of you knew that.

Nope, I knew none of that.

Then perhaps you should try those one piece rubber-booted-fly-fishing-waders. No tell-tale pudding trails around the house.

Doesn't sound like much fun, plus it doesn't have any significant reason or purpose.

Hey...you're getting all logical now on me.

To light a match in my house right now would make the Chernobyl meltdown look like a sparkler.

Uno_up wrote:Hey...you're getting all logical now on me.

To light a match in my house right now would make the Chernobyl meltdown look like a sparkler.

Or like what happened a few blocks from where I lived a few years ago when someone who required an oxygen bottle to breath blew themselves up when they tried to sneak a smoke between breaths. First thing to happen was that oxygen bottle shot completely out the side of the brick house, left a nice 10 inch hole through the brick wall. Then the place burned down. As for the homeowner, well you can say that she now has access to an unliminted amount of Virginia Slims and doesn't need any oxygen to enjoy them.

The Sushi Hunter wrote:

Uno_up wrote:Hey...you're getting all logical now on me.

To light a match in my house right now would make the Chernobyl meltdown look like a sparkler.

Or like what happened a few blocks from where I lived a few years ago when someone who required an oxygen bottle to breath blew themselves up when they tried to sneak a smoke between breaths. First thing to happen was that oxygen bottle shot completely out the side of the brick house, left a nice 10 inch hole through the brick wall. Then the place burned down. As for the homeowner, well you can say that she now has access to an unliminted amount of Virginia Slims and doesn't need any oxygen to enjoy them.

damn, that's a sobering story.

My dogs asses could emit vapors that would literally eat my own cloud. I am tempted to vacuum one from Paris' ass and send it to you in a tupperware canister. what's your address?

Uno_up wrote:

The Sushi Hunter wrote:

Uno_up wrote:Hey...you're getting all logical now on me.

To light a match in my house right now would make the Chernobyl meltdown look like a sparkler.

Or like what happened a few blocks from where I lived a few years ago when someone who required an oxygen bottle to breath blew themselves up when they tried to sneak a smoke between breaths. First thing to happen was that oxygen bottle shot completely out the side of the brick house, left a nice 10 inch hole through the brick wall. Then the place burned down. As for the homeowner, well you can say that she now has access to an unliminted amount of Virginia Slims and doesn't need any oxygen to enjoy them.

damn, that's a sobering story.

My dogs asses could emit vapors that would literally eat my own cloud. I am tempted to vacuum one from Paris' ass and send it to you in a tupperware canister. what's your address?

You won't want to do that unless your vacuum is a vapor safe unit like the one below, or your running the risk that the gasses will ignite from the electicity of the motor and then you'll have a bigger problem then pudding drying in your ass crack.

The Sushi Hunter wrote:

Uno_up wrote:

The Sushi Hunter wrote:

Uno_up wrote:Hey...you're getting all logical now on me.

To light a match in my house right now would make the Chernobyl meltdown look like a sparkler.

Or like what happened a few blocks from where I lived a few years ago when someone who required an oxygen bottle to breath blew themselves up when they tried to sneak a smoke between breaths. First thing to happen was that oxygen bottle shot completely out the side of the brick house, left a nice 10 inch hole through the brick wall. Then the place burned down. As for the homeowner, well you can say that she now has access to an unliminted amount of Virginia Slims and doesn't need any oxygen to enjoy them.

damn, that's a sobering story.

My dogs asses could emit vapors that would literally eat my own cloud. I am tempted to vacuum one from Paris' ass and send it to you in a tupperware canister. what's your address?

You won't want to do that unless your vacuum is a vapor safe unit like the one below, or your running the risk that the gasses will ignite from the electicity of the motor and then you'll have a bigger problem then pudding drying in your ass crack.

If that contraption were to set my hairy ass ablaze, i'm quite certain the cats on the space shuttle would see the light show.