MR

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:18 am**

BEST EVER BLONDE JOKE?

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started.'

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle...

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,

'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'

He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then ..' he said with a deep sigh, . .. . .. . .. .

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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:32 am**

Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death at a drive-in movie theater?

They had gone to see 'Closed for the winter'. :lol:

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:36 am**

JasonD wrote:Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death at a drive-in movie theater?

They had gone to see 'Closed for the winter'.

Jason,

I resent that! Just because I am blonde does not mean I am dumb! I think I seen that movie........... :shock:

.........twice................ :shock:

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:48 am**

What do you have when a blonde stands on her head?

A brunette with bad breath.

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:49 am**

Gunbot wrote:What do you have when a blonde stands on her head?

A brunette with bad breath.

Sad thing is that took me a minute to get.............. :oops:

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:53 am**

Did you hear about the blond who locked her keys in her car?

It took her over an hour to get her family out.

Good thing she left the top down or it would have taken even longer. :lol: