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So, when at a live concert, which Journey songs tell you it's time to go take a pee and bring back a fresh beer or other refreshment?

Mine are OA and Lights.

Yours?

I pee in a cup and put it under the seat in front of me.
Lights and OA for sure though.

"Anyway You Want It", "Wheel In The Sky", and "Lights"! As soon as I hear the little guitar intros to those... That's my que!

I use the restroom before shows.. I never miss any songs.

"Open Arms" most definitely. "Wheel In The Sky" I'm willing to forfeit. I would say "Lights" but Schon's solo is what keeps me twisting my legs together trying not to pee. I only wish his solos were longer.

ProgRocker53 wrote:I use the restroom before shows.. I never miss any songs.

Strong bladder! Since I could never sit for almost 2 hours without drinking anything, I guess I have to prioritize my songs.

Open Arms and that friggin Harmonica jam.

Rick wrote:Open Arms and that friggin Harmonica jam.

Gregg Rolie looks like a Blues Player. Leonard needs a new blouse before I could even begin to consider him legit when it comes to that type of music.

My mother made us use the restroom before we got into the car,
before we entered a church and before the music started...
we were raised w/abnormal bladder control~I miss NOTHING!!!

Speaking of Pee, I recommend this product to the ladies to avoid long lines in the bathroom.

Simply put, GoGirl is the way to stand up to crowded, disgusting, distant or non-existent bathrooms. It’s a female urination device (sometimes called a FUD) that allows you to pee while standing up. It’s neat. It’s discreet. It’s hygienic.

SultanOfSwing wrote:Speaking of Pee, I recommend this product to the ladies to avoid long lines in the bathroom.

Simply put, GoGirl is the way to stand up to crowded, disgusting, distant or non-existent bathrooms. It’s a female urination device (sometimes called a FUD) that allows you to pee while standing up. It’s neat. It’s discreet. It’s hygienic.

That's not fair!!!! Where's the GoBoy????

JasonD wrote:

SultanOfSwing wrote:Speaking of Pee, I recommend this product to the ladies to avoid long lines in the bathroom.

Simply put, GoGirl is the way to stand up to crowded, disgusting, distant or non-existent bathrooms. It’s a female urination device (sometimes called a FUD) that allows you to pee while standing up. It’s neat. It’s discreet. It’s hygienic.

That's not fair!!!! Where's the GoBoy????

Ours comes with us, always. We don't have to carry it in a purse.

JasonD wrote:

SultanOfSwing wrote:Speaking of Pee, I recommend this product to the ladies to avoid long lines in the bathroom.

Simply put, GoGirl is the way to stand up to crowded, disgusting, distant or non-existent bathrooms. It’s a female urination device (sometimes called a FUD) that allows you to pee while standing up. It’s neat. It’s discreet. It’s hygienic.

That's not fair!!!! Where's the GoBoy????

GoBoy? Dude, ours is very handy and we can pee everywhere, that's what we do in the Philippines

SultanOfSwing wrote:

JasonD wrote:

SultanOfSwing wrote:Speaking of Pee, I recommend this product to the ladies to avoid long lines in the bathroom.

Simply put, GoGirl is the way to stand up to crowded, disgusting, distant or non-existent bathrooms. It’s a female urination device (sometimes called a FUD) that allows you to pee while standing up. It’s neat. It’s discreet. It’s hygienic.

That's not fair!!!! Where's the GoBoy????

GoBoy? Dude, ours is very handy and we can pee everywhere, that's what we do in the Philippines

I know. Last time I was walking streets of Manila I could smell it.
Ain't nothing like the smell of stale urine and bus exhaust in the morning!

SultanOfSwing wrote:

JasonD wrote:

SultanOfSwing wrote:Speaking of Pee, I recommend this product to the ladies to avoid long lines in the bathroom.

Simply put, GoGirl is the way to stand up to crowded, disgusting, distant or non-existent bathrooms. It’s a female urination device (sometimes called a FUD) that allows you to pee while standing up. It’s neat. It’s discreet. It’s hygienic.

That's not fair!!!! Where's the GoBoy????

GoBoy? Dude, ours is very handy and we can pee everywhere, that's what we do in the Philippines

Uh.... Where? On the floor? So if I'm standing in a crowd of people rocking to the concert & I feel the sudden urge to pee can I whip out Mr. Winkie & piss on the person in front of me? I think not!!! I demand equal rights!!! I demand a portable GoBoy!!! Where's Gloria Allred when I need her??? j/k

Rick wrote:Open Arms and that friggin Harmonica jam.

Ditto. Ugh. I go to the potty whether I need to or not

Melissa wrote:

Rick wrote:Open Arms and that friggin Harmonica jam.

Ditto. Ugh. I go to the potty whether I need to or not

JasonD wrote:

SultanOfSwing wrote:Speaking of Pee, I recommend this product to the ladies to avoid long lines in the bathroom.

Simply put, GoGirl is the way to stand up to crowded, disgusting, distant or non-existent bathrooms. It’s a female urination device (sometimes called a FUD) that allows you to pee while standing up. It’s neat. It’s discreet. It’s hygienic.

That's not fair!!!! Where's the GoBoy????

Here You Go Jason. It's Called the Stadium Pal

Peartree12249 wrote:

JasonD wrote:

SultanOfSwing wrote:Speaking of Pee, I recommend this product to the ladies to avoid long lines in the bathroom.

Simply put, GoGirl is the way to stand up to crowded, disgusting, distant or non-existent bathrooms. It’s a female urination device (sometimes called a FUD) that allows you to pee while standing up. It’s neat. It’s discreet. It’s hygienic.

That's not fair!!!! Where's the GoBoy????

Here You Go Jason. It's Called the Stadium Pal

Sorry, no can do. I read the word "catheter" & Mr. Winkie got scared. I'll just have to wait till the concert's over.

SultanOfSwing wrote:Speaking of Pee, I recommend this product to the ladies to avoid long lines in the bathroom.

Simply put, GoGirl is the way to stand up to crowded, disgusting, distant or non-existent bathrooms. It’s a female urination device (sometimes called a FUD) that allows you to pee while standing up. It’s neat. It’s discreet. It’s hygienic.

How does that help women avoid bathroom lines? You still need a toilet to use it- you just don't have to sit down where the woman before you pissed on the seat. As far as I know, there aren't any urinals in the ladies room, and the sinks are probably too high for it to be of any use. If any ladies could advise, it would be appreciated.

Rick wrote:

Melissa wrote:

Rick wrote:Open Arms and that friggin Harmonica jam.

Ditto. Ugh. I go to the potty whether I need to or not

AND grab a beer, and I don't even drink beer

Starrider wrote:

SultanOfSwing wrote:Speaking of Pee, I recommend this product to the ladies to avoid long lines in the bathroom.

Simply put, GoGirl is the way to stand up to crowded, disgusting, distant or non-existent bathrooms. It’s a female urination device (sometimes called a FUD) that allows you to pee while standing up. It’s neat. It’s discreet. It’s hygienic.

How does that help women avoid bathroom lines? You still need a toilet to use it- you just don't have to sit down where the woman before you pissed on the seat. As far as I know, there aren't any urinals in the ladies room, and the sinks are probably too high for it to be of any use. If any ladies could advise, it would be appreciated.

This thread is now taking a direction. It's heading straight into the toilet!

We need public toilets like they have in Japan, where your ass never has to touch the porcelain.

All you feel is that powerful jetstream pressure blowing across the bottom of your balls when you flush.

Gunbot wrote:We need public toilets like they have in Japan, where your ass never has to touch the porcelain.

All you feel is that powerful jetstream pessure blowing across the bottom of your balls when you flush.

I agree, every time I stop over at Narita International Airport, they always have the cleanest, freshest and most sophisticated bathroom compared to other airports. LAX is one of the worst airport, IMO

Open Arms

Carla777 wrote:Open Arms

It seems funny seeing a toilet, then right below it Open Arms. I've had my nights of open arms hugging a toilet, but mostly back when I wasn't old enough to drink and didn't understand my limits.

JasonD wrote:

Peartree12249 wrote:

JasonD wrote:

SultanOfSwing wrote:Speaking of Pee, I recommend this product to the ladies to avoid long lines in the bathroom.

Simply put, GoGirl is the way to stand up to crowded, disgusting, distant or non-existent bathrooms. It’s a female urination device (sometimes called a FUD) that allows you to pee while standing up. It’s neat. It’s discreet. It’s hygienic.

That's not fair!!!! Where's the GoBoy????

Here You Go Jason. It's Called the Stadium Pal

Sorry, no can do. I read the word "catheter" & Mr. Winkie got scared. I'll just have to wait till the concert's over.

It's an external catheter often referred to as a condom catheter. Nothing has to go up your winkie.

Peartree12249 wrote:

JasonD wrote:

Peartree12249 wrote:

JasonD wrote:

SultanOfSwing wrote:Speaking of Pee, I recommend this product to the ladies to avoid long lines in the bathroom.

Simply put, GoGirl is the way to stand up to crowded, disgusting, distant or non-existent bathrooms. It’s a female urination device (sometimes called a FUD) that allows you to pee while standing up. It’s neat. It’s discreet. It’s hygienic.

That's not fair!!!! Where's the GoBoy????

Here You Go Jason. It's Called the Stadium Pal

Sorry, no can do. I read the word "catheter" & Mr. Winkie got scared. I'll just have to wait till the concert's over.

It's an external catheter often referred to as a condom catheter. Nothing has to go up your winkie.

Some Pilots use these, since leaving the controls in some cases would be dangerous.

steveo777 wrote:

Carla777 wrote:Open Arms

It seems funny seeing a toilet, then right below it Open Arms. I've had my nights of open arms hugging a toilet, but mostly back when I wasn't old enough to drink and didn't understand my limits.

Like this guy?

I don't normally make bathroom runs but I'd probably wait for a new song I didn't like. I usually stick around for the classics.