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Ok, we lock Perry, Smith, Valory, Schon And Cain in a rehearsal room. Schon is allowed a Marshall half stack, a delay pedal and a Stock Les Paul. No whammy, no sustainer. Cain, a piano and synth.

Everyone else gets the normal gear.


Barebones and tapes running.


What do you think happens?

Neal's gf straightens the clip from one of her hair extensions into a lock pick and drags him off, TMZ cameras rolling ... SP stalks off to call his lawyer ... the other three shrug and launch into a really cool blues jam ...

Michaele Salahi cries at the door until Neal lets her in.

DrFU wrote:Neal's gf straightens the clip from one of her hair extensions into a lock pick and drags him off, TMZ cameras rolling ... SP stalks off to call his lawyer ... the other three shrug and launch into a really cool blues jam ...

Funny. Writing at the same time. Great minds...

Memorex wrote:

DrFU wrote:Neal's gf straightens the clip from one of her hair extensions into a lock pick and drags him off, TMZ cameras rolling ... SP stalks off to call his lawyer ... the other three shrug and launch into a really cool blues jam ...

Funny. Writing at the same time. Great minds...

Indeed ...

RSParker wrote:Ok, we lock Perry, Smith, Valory, Schon And Cain in a rehearsal room. Schon is allowed a Marshall half stack, a delay pedal and a Stock Les Paul. No whammy, no sustainer. Cain, a piano and synth.

Everyone else gets the normal gear.


Barebones and tapes running.


What do you think happens?

I'd give Neal an overdrive pedal and a second guitar--a Strat, too. Then magic would really happen.

Ok he gets a strat, overdrive of his choice, and an acoustic.

Girlfriends, lawyers, roadies, and handlers are barred from within 5 miles.

No cell phones.

Indulge me.....

The coroner would be making a visit....

I've seen and heard the new Van Halen cd.......if those people can make a cd that SMOKING ,then this can be accomplished.

If the space shuttle program was still running...you could ship them all up to the space station & then pipe in Ethel Merman music ..till they surrendered & did 2 CDs worth of music & sent the finished product back BEFORE..lol they were allowed to come back...
Well theres still the Russian route...

RSParker wrote:I've seen and heard the new Van Halen cd.......if those people can make a cd that SMOKING ,then this can be accomplished.

You actually think new VH is good? Dude, that is complete trash.

I'm guessing something like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdGCd1NT ... re=related

Rockindeano wrote:

RSParker wrote:I've seen and heard the new Van Halen cd.......if those people can make a cd that SMOKING ,then this can be accomplished.

You actually think new VH is good? Dude, that is complete trash.

To each his own. I like it....you don't. Welcome to America.


Didn't come here to discuss the validity of Van Halen success.
Just made a reference point.

Don't take that as me being an ass.

DrFU wrote:Neal's gf straightens the clip from one of her hair extensions into a lock pick and drags him off, TMZ cameras rolling ... SP stalks off to call his lawyer ... the other three shrug and launch into a really cool blues jam ...

Now days, you can't spell Journey without M.I.C.H.A.E.L.E.

Rockindeano wrote:

RSParker wrote:I've seen and heard the new Van Halen cd.......if those people can make a cd that SMOKING ,then this can be accomplished.

You actually think new VH is good? Dude, that is complete trash.

You are smoking crack.

RSParker wrote:Ok, we lock Perry, Smith, Valory, Schon And Cain in a rehearsal room. Schon is allowed a Marshall half stack, a delay pedal and a Stock Les Paul. No whammy, no sustainer. Cain, a piano and synth.

Everyone else gets the normal gear.


Barebones and tapes running.


What do you think happens?

Steve Smith writes some new Vital Information songs.
Jonathan write a few country songs for his kid.
Neal sits down and sketches some ideas for the next Eclipse video
Ross goes about to asking everybody if they need a bass player for anything they are currently doing.
Steve Perry records one line of a new song but is still not happy with it and decides it needs to be rewritten.

Stop it already. It's over.......

AR wrote:Stop it already. It's over.......

NOTHING IS OVER.........NOTHING....... YOU JUST DON'T TURN IT OFF.

RSParker wrote:Ok, we lock Perry, Smith, Valory, Schon And Cain in a rehearsal room. Schon is allowed a Marshall half stack, a delay pedal and a Stock Les Paul. No whammy, no sustainer. Cain, a piano and synth.

Everyone else gets the normal gear.


Barebones and tapes running.


What do you think happens?

After only one hour Perry and Schon start an argument and when things get heated Perry blurts out with a high pitched voice:
"Schon you old dirty stonecracker"
Schon says: "Look who`s talking"...." Mister never felt part of the band"
Smith: "Guys come on.. at least let`s act like grown ups and start making music".
Perry and Schon simultaneously: "Smith,you are fired".
Perry: "How I missed this"
Schon: "Yeah me too"
Schon:"Bignose"
Perry: "Wino"

RSParker wrote:Ok he gets a strat, overdrive of his choice, and an acoustic.

Girlfriends, lawyers, roadies, and handlers are barred from within 5 miles.

No cell phones.

Neal's Girlfriend would be on TMZ claiming a hostage crisis. She would be distraught with a Jumbo size of tissue to mop her crocodile tears. It would make her day! In the spotlight again! JOY!

Perry throws out Smith and Valory right off the bat while Schon fires off a killer guitar track, but Perry whines until Schon records a toned down version. Perry writes some good song lyrics with Cain but abruptly leaves claiming he never felt like he was part of the process.