What I hate

[Jubilee]

I have no idea why I'm posting this, but here goes:

Last summer I was out on a yacht with loads of people. A girl and I went into one of the cabins and started to, you know, do the deed. I had to pee real bad earlier, but I kinda forgot about it. Anyways, she was busy having a mouth party with my dick, but then suddenly that pee feeling came back... And I figured;" fuck it, maybe she likes that kind of thing" so I let everything go and you know... pissed on her


I thought it was funny as hell cause I was laughing my ass off, but her; not so much. She cried without stop for 2-3 hours afterwards.



My friends and I still laugh about it to this day.

You are one very weird SICK dude. I am not even trying to be funny. That is messed up.

I am truely curious as to what Parfait thinks is funny about peeing in someones mouth ......especially when they did nothing to you but aparently try to pleasure you.............. How about she takes a crap and rubs it in your face? I bet she would laugh and laugh years later................ Because you see, releiving yourself on some poor unsuspecting person is funny..............

I guess you have to be French to truely understand this kind of humor...kinda like Jerry Lewis..

[Don]

I have no idea why I'm posting this, but here goes:

Last summer I was out on a yacht with loads of people. A girl and I went into one of the cabins and started to, you know, do the deed. I had to pee real bad earlier, but I kinda forgot about it. Anyways, she was busy having a mouth party with my dick, but then suddenly that pee feeling came back... And I figured;" fuck it, maybe she likes that kind of thing" so I let everything go and you know... pissed on her


I thought it was funny as hell cause I was laughing my ass off, but her; not so much. She cried without stop for 2-3 hours afterwards.



My friends and I still laugh about it to this day.

You are one very weird SICK dude. I am not even trying to be funny. That is messed up.

I am truely curious as to what Parfait thinks is funny about peeing in someones mouth ......especially when they did nothing to you but aparently try to pleasure you.............. How about she takes a crap and rubs it in your face? I bet she would laugh and laugh years later................ Because you see, releiving yourself on some poor unsuspecting person is funny..............

I guess you have to be French to truely understand this kind of humor...kinda like Jerry Lewis..

The Japs are into scat and golden showers also, not just the froggies and Krauts.

[artist4perry]

I have no idea why I'm posting this, but here goes:

Last summer I was out on a yacht with loads of people. A girl and I went into one of the cabins and started to, you know, do the deed. I had to pee real bad earlier, but I kinda forgot about it. Anyways, she was busy having a mouth party with my dick, but then suddenly that pee feeling came back... And I figured;" fuck it, maybe she likes that kind of thing" so I let everything go and you know... pissed on her


I thought it was funny as hell cause I was laughing my ass off, but her; not so much. She cried without stop for 2-3 hours afterwards.



My friends and I still laugh about it to this day.

You are one very weird SICK dude. I am not even trying to be funny. That is messed up.

I am truely curious as to what Parfait thinks is funny about peeing in someones mouth ......especially when they did nothing to you but aparently try to pleasure you.............. How about she takes a crap and rubs it in your face? I bet she would laugh and laugh years later................ Because you see, releiving yourself on some poor unsuspecting person is funny..............

I guess you have to be French to truely understand this kind of humor...kinda like Jerry Lewis..

The Japs are into scat and golden showers also, not just the froggies and Krauts.

Yeah, but that was willing participation. He said the girl cried afterwards.........apparently it wasn't her idea of a good time.

[Michigan Girl]

I have no idea why I'm posting this

I think you're fishin' for a nickname ...

[bluejeangirl76]

I have no idea why I'm posting this

I think you're fishin' for a nickname ...

"French Piss"?

I considered that he may have made that up thinking is what shocking, therefore 'funny'.
And if so, it's even too sick to joke about.

[artist4perry]

I have no idea why I'm posting this

I think you're fishin' for a nickname ...

"French Piss"?

I considered that he may have made that up thinking is what shocking, therefore 'funny'.
And if so, it's even too sick to joke about.

Potty Mouth...........seems to fit........since he confuses the two things......

[Behshad]

PeePeeBarfait

[parfait]

I have no idea why I'm posting this

I think you're fishin' for a nickname ...

"French Piss"?

I considered that he may have made that up thinking is what shocking, therefore 'funny'.
And if so, it's even too sick to joke about.

Take a chill pill.

It was a one time thing.

[artist4perry]

PeePeeBarfait

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!

[bluejeangirl76]

I have no idea why I'm posting this

I think you're fishin' for a nickname ...

"French Piss"?

I considered that he may have made that up thinking is what shocking, therefore 'funny'.
And if so, it's even too sick to joke about.

Take a chill pill.

It was a one time thing.

Oh. My mistake. That makes it totally normal and ok then.

Too late, French Piss. You done earned a name.

[Ehwmatt]

Hahaha, that girl shoulda bitten your nuts off man, that's sick

[Behshad]

I have no idea why I'm posting this

I think you're fishin' for a nickname ...

"French Piss"?

I considered that he may have made that up thinking is what shocking, therefore 'funny'.
And if so, it's even too sick to joke about.

Take a chill pill.

It was a one time thing.

You made this up dude. Fess up. If you had actually done this , YOU would been the one crying for 2-3 hours after the few punches she'd thrown at your pissing cock.


Judge rules , fake story. Try with more humor and less gross next time , unless you're in one of Gunnys Asian Golden Showe Forums

[bluejeangirl76]

I have no idea why I'm posting this

I think you're fishin' for a nickname ...

"French Piss"?

I considered that he may have made that up thinking is what shocking, therefore 'funny'.
And if so, it's even too sick to joke about.

Take a chill pill.

It was a one time thing.

You made this up dude. Fess up. If you had actually done this , YOU would been the one crying for 2-3 hours after the few punches she'd thrown at your pissing cock.

Unless french chicks are stupid like that too?
If that was me, the guy would never again experience a worse pain in that region than I'd have inflicted.

Well, if he made it up, he just earned a bad nickname for nothing. That's staying.

[Behshad]

the story doesn't add up , cause if she liked it , why'd she CRY for 2-3 hours ?!

Well I give him one tiny medal of courage. He came up with a story , gross but funny in his head. He tested the water and it was freezing cold. Now he's stuck with couple of nick names and known for his tiny bladder and poor bladder control.

[artist4perry]

Bobbit comes to mind............most girls would have bit down, and then how smart would you feel? That is so twisted! French Piss, wrong choice. And I am with BJG..............if you didn't do it, you made a poor choice to make up such a story...........

[parfait]

the story doesn't add up , cause if she liked it , why'd she CRY for 2-3 hours ?!

Well I give him one tiny medal of courage. He came up with a story , gross but funny in his head. He tested the water and it was freezing cold. Now he's stuck with couple of nick names and known for his tiny bladder and poor bladder control.

Jeez. I didn't say anything about she liking it. She hated it.

You people are a bunch of hypocrites. I bet you've done far more gross stuff with your husband/wife/fleshlight.

[StevePerryHair]

the story doesn't add up , cause if she liked it , why'd she CRY for 2-3 hours ?!

Well I give him one tiny medal of courage. He came up with a story , gross but funny in his head. He tested the water and it was freezing cold. Now he's stuck with couple of nick names and known for his tiny bladder and poor bladder control.

Jeez. I didn't say anything about she liking it. She hated it.

You people are a bunch of hypocrites. I bet you've done far more gross stuff with your husband/wife/fleshlight.

I really don't see how what happened in your story is possible....knowing how the male "anatomy" works it doesnt' make any sense and I think he's right, something is weird and doesn't add up. Either way it is gross, and not something I'd be proud enough to post on a message board for all to read. The respectful thing would have been to ask her to stop and step away. The only reason most of us have not done anything "far worse" is because we have this little thing we call "respect" for the person we are with.

[JasonD]

And you guys think I'M weird....

This reminds me of 2 girls, 1 cup.

For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about----Google it !!!!

[Michigan Girl]

the story doesn't add up , cause if she liked it , why'd she CRY for 2-3 hours ?!

Well I give him one tiny medal of courage. He came up with a story , gross but funny in his head. He tested the water and it was freezing cold. Now he's stuck with couple of nick names and known for his tiny bladder and poor bladder control.

Jeez. I didn't say anything about she liking it. She hated it.

You people are a bunch of hypocrites. I bet you've done far more gross stuff with your husband/wife/fleshlight.

Who knows ... !!

I view it as a mistake~ poor judgment~ in the lessons of life, as long as you've learned something from it~I hope you aplogized!!!
I still think you're the bomb~diggity!!

[Ehwmatt]

the story doesn't add up , cause if she liked it , why'd she CRY for 2-3 hours ?!

Well I give him one tiny medal of courage. He came up with a story , gross but funny in his head. He tested the water and it was freezing cold. Now he's stuck with couple of nick names and known for his tiny bladder and poor bladder control.

Jeez. I didn't say anything about she liking it. She hated it.

You people are a bunch of hypocrites. I bet you've done far more gross stuff with your husband/wife/fleshlight.

I really don't see how what happened in your story is possible....knowing how the male "anatomy" works it doesnt' make any sense

Well, morning wood doesn't go away by itself

You can piss while you got a stiffie, it's just tough and kinda painful. The story's not physically impossible, but I dunno if I believe it.

[Ehwmatt]

And you guys think I'M weird....

You have some fairy thing in your sig and enjoy plowing hairy cornhole, it's not really a matter of opinion

[StevePerryHair]

the story doesn't add up , cause if she liked it , why'd she CRY for 2-3 hours ?!

Well I give him one tiny medal of courage. He came up with a story , gross but funny in his head. He tested the water and it was freezing cold. Now he's stuck with couple of nick names and known for his tiny bladder and poor bladder control.

Jeez. I didn't say anything about she liking it. She hated it.

You people are a bunch of hypocrites. I bet you've done far more gross stuff with your husband/wife/fleshlight.

I really don't see how what happened in your story is possible....knowing how the male "anatomy" works it doesnt' make any sense

Well, morning wood doesn't go away by itself

You can piss while you got a stiffie, it's just tough and kinda painful. The story's not physically impossible, but I dunno if I believe it.

Well see, that's what I thought, you can but it's NOT easy, so it just seems weird it would be something that would happen the way he says. Unless he has some strange fetish and WANTED it to happen *barf* Who knows, gross just thinking about it. Some things should stay in the privacy of one's mind.

[Ehwmatt]

the story doesn't add up , cause if she liked it , why'd she CRY for 2-3 hours ?!

Well I give him one tiny medal of courage. He came up with a story , gross but funny in his head. He tested the water and it was freezing cold. Now he's stuck with couple of nick names and known for his tiny bladder and poor bladder control.

Jeez. I didn't say anything about she liking it. She hated it.

You people are a bunch of hypocrites. I bet you've done far more gross stuff with your husband/wife/fleshlight.

I really don't see how what happened in your story is possible....knowing how the male "anatomy" works it doesnt' make any sense

Well, morning wood doesn't go away by itself

You can piss while you got a stiffie, it's just tough and kinda painful. The story's not physically impossible, but I dunno if I believe it.

Well see, that's what I thought, you can but it's NOT easy, so it just seems weird it would be something that would happen the way he says. Unless he has some strange fetish and WANTED it to happen *barf* Who knows, gross just thinking about it. Some things should stay in the privacy of one's mind.

Haha, yeah. I mean it's one thing to be bending my knees over in some fucked up angle and leaning against the wall in the bathroom in some weird way to make sure my piss hits the toilet in the morning to deflate my morning wood and another thing to be able to pull it off while in the middle of a sex act. That'd be tough, I imagine.

[bluejeangirl76]

And you guys think I'M weird....

*I* think absolutely no such thing. You're practically my twin. We seem to agree on damn near everything.
Why, if you weren't gay, you'd probably make a great boyfriend.
But look at it this way, we both like dick, so that's just one more thing we have in common.

[parfait]

And you guys think I'M weird....

You have some fairy thing in your sig and enjoy plowing hairy cornhole, it's not really a matter of opinion

That's weird, man. I was just about to point out the same thing. I always figured Jason was more of a taker than a giver, though.

But seriously; I couldn't care less if you all believe me or not. She was on her knees. Even Stevie Wonder wouldn't miss. Concerning the respect thing though; of course I don't have any respect for some horny, random hot chick.

[portland]

And you guys think I'M weird....

*I* think absolutely no such thing. You're practically my twin. We seem to agree on damn near everything.
Why, if you weren't gay, you'd probably make a great boyfriend.
But look at it this way, we both like dick, so that's just one more thing we have in common.

Well said....and Jason is a good guy.

[Arianddu]

And you guys think I'M weird....

You have some fairy thing in your sig and enjoy plowing hairy cornhole, it's not really a matter of opinion

That's weird, man. I was just about to point out the same thing. I always figured Jason was more of a taker than a giver, though.

But seriously; I couldn't care less if you all believe me or not. She was on her knees. Even Stevie Wonder wouldn't miss. Concerning the respect thing though; of course I don't have any respect for some cock hungry, random hot chick.

You know what I hate? Bullies who think humiliating someone is a joke, and who show no remorse for the misery they inflict on others.

Parfait, if you don't respect the woman you're screwing, how the hell do you respect yourself?

[Behshad]

And you guys think I'M weird....

*I* think absolutely no such thing. You're practically my twin. We seem to agree on damn near everything.
Why, if you weren't gay, you'd probably make a great boyfriend.
But look at it this way, we both like dick, so that's just one more thing we have in common.

He isnt GAY....,he likes pussy too,,,,, iyou two can still hook up,,you could be the perfect couple,, shopping together,,,gettin make overs together,,,watching Oprah together,,, and even share a dick together....

Verdict : WIERD

[Behshad]

And you guys think I'M weird....

You have some fairy thing in your sig and enjoy plowing hairy cornhole, it's not really a matter of opinion

That's weird, man. I was just about to point out the same thing. I always figured Jason was more of a taker than a giver, though.

But seriously; I couldn't care less if you all believe me or not. She was on her knees. Even Stevie Wonder wouldn't miss. Concerning the respect thing though; of course I don't have any respect for some cock hungry, random hot chick.

You know what I hate? Bullies who think humiliating someone is a joke, and who show no remorse for the misery they inflict on others.

Parfait, if you don't respect the woman you're screwing, how the hell do you respect yourself?

Since when have French respect themselves,,,,? come on

[Behshad]

And you guys think I'M weird....

*I* think absolutely no such thing. You're practically my twin. We seem to agree on damn near everything.
Why, if you weren't gay, you'd probably make a great boyfriend.
But look at it this way, we both like dick, so that's just one more thing we have in common.

Well said....and Jason is a good guy.

No one said he's a bad guy,,,,,,
Parfait isnt a bad guy either,,,,,
Theyre just both weird,,,, but both good guys,,,