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by **Behshad** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:02 pm

Fact Finder wrote:Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

doesn't it depend on what angle u lookin at them ?!

by **stevew2** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:04 pm

Fact Finder wrote:Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

your grammer is fucked up FF

by **StevePerryHair** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:07 pm

Fact Finder wrote:Do bald people get Dandruff?

Do you know what dandruff is??

by **Behshad** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:08 pm

stevew2 wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
your grammer is fucked up FF

Isn't this pot calling the kettle black ?!

by **Indyjoe** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:10 pm

Fact Finder wrote:If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

What rule?

by **stevew2** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:14 pm

Behshad wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
your grammer is fucked up FF

Isn't this pot calling the kettle black ?!

whatca talkin about Behshad?

by **Behshad** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:17 pm

Is factfinder enjoying this thread or what ?!

by **Behshad** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:20 pm

Fact Finder wrote:
Behshad wrote:Is factfinder enjoying this thread or what ?!

Can you daydream at night?

Can u have a nightmare during the day ?!

by **Behshad** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:21 pm

Is factfinder coming up with all this or is he using a reliable source ?!

by **Behshad** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:23 pm

Are u using the same question more than once ?!

by **StevePerryHair** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:28 pm

Behshad wrote:Is factfinder enjoying this thread or what ?!

Do you think maybe he missed the part where you kind of relate to each other with the questions? Are we supposed to just plaster questions everywhere and not have repsonses?

by **StevePerryHair** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:29 pm

Behshad wrote:Is factfinder coming up with all this or is he using a reliable source ?!

Do you suppose he has a fact book of mind bending questions???? :shock:

by **Behshad** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:30 pm

Didn't u see his source of questions ?!

by **StevePerryHair** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:31 pm

Behshad wrote:Didn't u see his source of questions ?!

What is his source?

by **DrFU** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:31 pm

Am I the only one who thinks George Carlin would win this:

1. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

2. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

3. Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled a them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?

4. What's another word for synonym?

5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do: 'practice'?

6. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

7. When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

8. Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all'?

9. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

10. Why do they report power outages on TV?

11. What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

12. Is it possible to be totally partial?

13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

14. Would a fly that loses it wings be called a walk?

15. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

16. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?

17. If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

18. If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

19. If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless?

20. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

21. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

22. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

23. Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

24. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat

by **Behshad** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:33 pm

Did Linda just become the new FactFinder ?!:)

by **Saint John** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:35 pm

Why is there Braille on a drive up ATM machine?

by **StevePerryHair** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:35 pm

Behshad wrote:Did Linda just become the new FactFinder ?!:)

Or did linda find his source? :lol:

by **Behshad** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:37 pm

Isn't weird that even Saint John comes up with deep questions ?!

by **Saint John** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:38 pm

If you ate pasta and then ate antipasta, would you still be hungry?

by **Behshad** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:39 pm

Who's gonna answer all these quesions ?!

by **Angel** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:39 pm

by **Angel** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:40 pm

Saint John wrote:If you ate pasta and then ate antipasta, would you still be hungry?

would the antipasta cancel out the calories in the pasta?

by **StevePerryHair** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:42 pm

Behshad wrote:Who's gonna answer all these quesions ?!

Where is BJG? Don't you think she'd have the answers? :lol:

by **Saint John** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:42 pm

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

by **stevew2** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:43 pm

Angel wrote:
Saint John wrote:If you ate pasta and then ate antipasta, would you still be hungry?

would the antipasta cancel out the calories in the pasta?

only if you pick out the anti pasta in your stool

by **Behshad** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:43 pm

Did Saint John give FactFinder his account info ?!

by **Angel** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:44 pm

stevew2 wrote:
Angel wrote:
Saint John wrote:If you ate pasta and then ate antipasta, would you still be hungry?

would the antipasta cancel out the calories in the pasta?
only if you pick out the anti pasta in your stool

Was that a question?

by **Angel** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:54 pm

Fact Finder wrote:Can I be done now?

Please?

by **stevew2** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:55 pm

Angel wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Angel wrote:
Saint John wrote:If you ate pasta and then ate antipasta, would you still be hungry?

would the antipasta cancel out the calories in the pasta?
only if you pick out the anti pasta in your stool

Was that a question?

have you picked through your stool?

MR

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