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Ehwmatt wrote:Man that's worse than that scene in Something About Mary when he gets his cock stuck in his pants zipper and it bleeds all over the place

texafana wrote:Another fascinating thread.

Fact Finder wrote:Gym Weights Cut From Man's Genitals

Man Was Trying To Enhance Size Of Penis, Police Say

POSTED: 10:15 am EDT September 24, 2009

Firefighters had to be called to an emergency room in Newport Beach to help save a man's penis when it got stuck in the hole of a steel dumbbell, Costa Mesa newspaper The Daily Pilot reported.

Costa Mesa police said the man was attempting to enlarge the size of his penis. Authorities said the man's organ had swollen to five times its normal size.

The man initially refused treatment but officials at the Hoag Memorial Hospital Presbyterian explained to the man if he waited any longer to remove the fastener the flesh in his penis would die.

Firefighters used a saw to cut through the metal ring. Authorities said the whole procedure took about two hours.

YoungJRNY wrote:

Fact Finder wrote:Gym Weights Cut From Man's Genitals

Man Was Trying To Enhance Size Of Penis, Police Say

POSTED: 10:15 am EDT September 24, 2009

Firefighters had to be called to an emergency room in Newport Beach to help save a man's penis when it got stuck in the hole of a steel dumbbell, Costa Mesa newspaper The Daily Pilot reported.

Costa Mesa police said the man was attempting to enlarge the size of his penis. Authorities said the man's organ had swollen to five times its normal size.

The man initially refused treatment but officials at the Hoag Memorial Hospital Presbyterian explained to the man if he waited any longer to remove the fastener the flesh in his penis would die.

Firefighters used a saw to cut through the metal ring. Authorities said the whole procedure took about two hours.

I feel the pain from this, as should all men at this point when reading this article. Does this guy have a brain? Did he REALLY think this would increase the size of his dick and he would just live happily ever after? Idiotic at its best.

Fact Finder wrote:Costa Mesa police said the man was attempting to enlarge the size of his penis. Authorities said the man's organ had swollen to five times its normal size.

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

Fact Finder wrote:Costa Mesa police said the man was attempting to enlarge the size of his penis. Authorities said the man's organ had swollen to five times its normal size.

Well, to be fair.. it DID work. He wanted a bigger dick... and he got one.

Fact Finder wrote:Authorities said the man's organ had swollen to five times its normal size.

Voyager wrote:

Fact Finder wrote:Authorities said the man's organ had swollen to five times its normal size.

stevew2 wrote:i like it when a girl whips out a cock

stevew2 wrote:i like it when a girl types out cock

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:i like it when a girl whips out a cock

You do, dont you !?:)

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:i like it when a girl whips out a cock

You do, dont you !?:)

dream on I did see this a girl for awile and her clit was about half the size of my pinky. I did make damn sure it wasnt a penis

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

stevew2 wrote:i like it when a girl types out cock

Boy, it doesn't take much for you, huh? Just typing?

8====))

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:i like it when a girl whips out a cock

You do, dont you !?:)

dream on I did see this a girl for awile and her clit was about half the size of my pinky. I did make damn sure it wasnt a penis

How'd you make damn sure ? by suckin it ?

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:i like it when a girl whips out a cock

You do, dont you !?:)

dream on I did see this a girl for awile and her clit was about half the size of my pinky. I did make damn sure it wasnt a penis

How'd you make damn sure ? by suckin it ?

damn straight

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:i like it when a girl whips out a cock

You do, dont you !?:)

dream on I did see this a girl for awile and her clit was about half the size of my pinky. I did make damn sure it wasnt a penis

How'd you make damn sure ? by suckin it ?

damn straight

So let me get this straight,,, anytime you see something that may be a penis , you suck on it to make sure its not ???

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:i like it when a girl whips out a cock

You do, dont you !?:)

dream on I did see this a girl for awile and her clit was about half the size of my pinky. I did make damn sure it wasnt a penis

How'd you make damn sure ? by suckin it ?

damn straight

So let me get this straight,,, anytime you see something that may be a penis , you suck on it to make sure its not ???

I was sure I looked at it real good for i did anay thing.It was like Vanessa Del Rios

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:i like it when a girl whips out a cock

You do, dont you !?:)

dream on I did see this a girl for awile and her clit was about half the size of my pinky. I did make damn sure it wasnt a penis

How'd you make damn sure ? by suckin it ?

damn straight

So let me get this straight,,, anytime you see something that may be a penis , you suck on it to make sure its not ???

I was sure I looked at it real good for i did anay thing.It was like Vanessa Del Rios

whatever floats your boat buddy

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:i like it when a girl whips out a cock

You do, dont you !?:)

dream on I did see this a girl for awile and her clit was about half the size of my pinky. I did make damn sure it wasnt a penis

How'd you make damn sure ? by suckin it ?

damn straight

So let me get this straight,,, anytime you see something that may be a penis , you suck on it to make sure its not ???

I was sure I looked at it real good for i did anay thing.It was like Vanessa Del Rios

whatever floats your boat buddy

I floated his boat ,ill tell ya that

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:i like it when a girl whips out a cock

You do, dont you !?:)

dream on I did see this a girl for awile and her clit was about half the size of my pinky. I did make damn sure it wasnt a penis

How'd you make damn sure ? by suckin it ?

damn straight

So let me get this straight,,, anytime you see something that may be a penis , you suck on it to make sure its not ???

I was sure I looked at it real good for i did anay thing.It was like Vanessa Del Rios

whatever floats your boat buddy

I floated his boat ,ill tell ya that

I bet you did

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:i like it when a girl whips out a cock

You do, dont you !?:)

dream on I did see this a girl for awile and her clit was about half the size of my pinky. I did make damn sure it wasnt a penis

How'd you make damn sure ? by suckin it ?

damn straight

So let me get this straight,,, anytime you see something that may be a penis , you suck on it to make sure its not ???

I was sure I looked at it real good for i did anay thing.It was like Vanessa Del Rios

whatever floats your boat buddy

I floated his boat ,ill tell ya that

I bet you did

I only thing i didnt like about he was a chewwer

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:i like it when a girl whips out a cock

You do, dont you !?:)

dream on I did see this a girl for awile and her clit was about half the size of my pinky. I did make damn sure it wasnt a penis

How'd you make damn sure ? by suckin it ?

damn straight

So let me get this straight,,, anytime you see something that may be a penis , you suck on it to make sure its not ???

I was sure I looked at it real good for i did anay thing.It was like Vanessa Del Rios

whatever floats your boat buddy

I floated his boat ,ill tell ya that

I bet you did

I only thing i didnt like about he was a chewwer

I bet you still enjoyed it

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:

Behshad wrote:

stevew2 wrote:i like it when a girl whips out a cock

You do, dont you !?:)

dream on I did see this a girl for awile and her clit was about half the size of my pinky. I did make damn sure it wasnt a penis

How'd you make damn sure ? by suckin it ?

damn straight

So let me get this straight,,, anytime you see something that may be a penis , you suck on it to make sure its not ???

I was sure I looked at it real good for i did anay thing.It was like Vanessa Del Rios

whatever floats your boat buddy

I floated his boat ,ill tell ya that

I bet you did

I only thing i didnt like about he was a chewwer

I bet you still enjoyed it

A good chewing is better than tossin

Carla777 wrote:auch!! poor guy