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Another overnight out of town, good food, good drink, etc Back home, blah, blippity blah! I hate that we only have two days off! Your weekend activity on the Green double line. Enjoy with a flourish even if you're:

a) Depressed
b) Angry
c) goofy
e) confused
f) lost
g) hungry
h) tired
i) 'tarded
j) got a hairy ass
k) got a hairy ass that I was showed the pix of that I lied and said I would not show online, but I confiscated the pix and turned into a NY Times best seller titled: "Me and My Big, Hairy Ass Living in a World of Normal Bare Asses, What The F*ck Happened?" by St John's Ghost Writer...*snort* No wonder I'm a manless spaz!


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lol @ "j." What happens on vacation stays on vacation!

MBPL wrote:Your weekend activity on the Green double line. Enjoy with a flourish even if you're:

a) Depressed
b) Angry
c) goofy
e) confused
f) lost
g) hungry
h) tired
i) 'tarded
j) got a hairy ass
k) got a hairy ass that I was showed the pix of that I lied and said I would not show online, but I confiscated the pix and turned into a NY Times best seller titled: "Me and My Big, Hairy Ass Living in a World of Normal Bare Asses, What The F*ck Happened?" by St John's Ghost Writer...*snort* No wonder I'm a manless spaz!

I have A through H covered.

i) no I'm not.
j) no I don't
k) nope, except for the manless spaz part, which cycles us back to A through H and as always


The weekend includes a much deserved glass of wine, laundry and god damned christmas shopping
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Saint John wrote:lol @ "j." What happens on vacation stays on vacation!

*snort*! *wheeze* *sigh* oh lord...

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

MBPL wrote:Your weekend activity on the Green double line. Enjoy with a flourish even if you're:

a) Depressed
b) Angry
c) goofy
e) confused
f) lost
g) hungry
h) tired
i) 'tarded
j) got a hairy ass
k) got a hairy ass that I was showed the pix of that I lied and said I would not show online, but I confiscated the pix and turned into a NY Times best seller titled: "Me and My Big, Hairy Ass Living in a World of Normal Bare Asses, What The F*ck Happened?" by St John's Ghost Writer...*snort* No wonder I'm a manless spaz!

I have A through H covered.

i) no I'm not.
j) no I don't
k) nope, except for the manless spaz part, which cycles us back to A through H and as always


The weekend includes a much deserved glass of wine, laundry and god damned christmas shopping
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Well, hang in there about the man, dear. I joke about my man issues, but I adore being alone. I amlearning, however, that sometimes you have to put it out there, so to speak. No, not my boobies, well yea that, but you must think positive and ask the universe to give you EXACTLY what you want in a man. Trick is, and I should be telling this to myself, make sure what you want is more imortant than what you THINK you want. Enjoy and have a glass for me!

a) Depressed
b) Angry
c) goofy
e) confused
f) lost
g) hungry
h) tired
i) 'tarded
j) got a hairy ass
k) got a hairy ass that I was showed the pix of that I lied and said I would not show online, but I confiscated the pix and turned into a NY Times best seller titled: "Me and My Big, Hairy Ass Living in a World of Normal Bare Asses, What The F*ck Happened?" by St John's Ghost Writer...*snort* No wonder I'm a manless spaz! [/color]



I'm all of those except for the hairy ass......

Saint John wrote:lol @ "j." What happens on vacation stays on vacation!

Not when you vacation with nothing but women!! ...You should know that by now.....

PS...Shave your ass by June please!!

Hidden Valley wrote:

Saint John wrote:lol @ "j." What happens on vacation stays on vacation!

Not when you vacation with nothing but women!! ...You should know that by now.....

PS...Shave your ass by June please!!

Tito?

I still say you got a cute little navel.

Going to draw at the coffee shop tonight. I need it desperately. Going to two christmas parties tomorrow night. Save me. Dan's Work, and church party. Cleaning house and decorating finally on Sunday. Full weekend. Sleeping in tomorrow............life is good.

Saint John wrote:lol @ "j." What happens on vacation stays on vacation!

Hidden Valley wrote:

Saint John wrote:lol @ "j." What happens on vacation stays on vacation!

Not when you vacation with nothing but women!! ...You should know that by now.....

PS...Shave your ass by June please!!

Oh shit!!! What's up, P?!?!

PS Ass will be bare as a baby's by June.

um....

Got nuthin' to say....except I LOVE your Posts!

Gone thru some stuff lately....you ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH.

And for that, I Thank You ~ CHEERS! \~/

Wait a minute....does this thread need to turn into a poll???? I've seen SJ's hairy ass too!

Demi wrote:Wait a minute....does this thread need to turn into a poll???? I've seen SJ's hairy ass too!

Enough out of you three!

Saint John wrote:

Demi wrote:Wait a minute....does this thread need to turn into a poll???? I've seen SJ's hairy ass too!

Enough out of you three!

Well... looks like I have to go get the other one....so now make it 4.....

Hidden Valley wrote:

Saint John wrote:

Demi wrote:Wait a minute....does this thread need to turn into a poll???? I've seen SJ's hairy ass too!

Enough out of you three!

Well... looks like I have to go get the other one....so now make it 4.....

I knew I should have left well enough alone.

PS Fuck Jimmy!

#4, reporting for duty...

Now you've gone and done it, Dan! You DO realize I'm the one in possession of said picture, right? I love having
the power...

AsYouWish68 wrote:#4, reporting for duty...

Now you've gone and done it, Dan! You DO realize I'm the one in possession of said picture, right? I love having
the power...

Wow I had no idea!!!!

Ummmmmm, I also have a copy of that pic.....used it the other night when I had to make myself puke...but all it did was scare me!!

So...you're saying there's photographic evidence of the aforementioned hairy ass??...well...now this could get interesting.

Jubilee wrote::D

So...you're saying there's photographic evidence of the aforementioned hairy ass??...well...now this could get interesting.

Not just a hairy ass, but a hairy ass with a giant self-inflicted wedgie...

AsYouWish68 wrote:

Jubilee wrote::D

So...you're saying there's photographic evidence of the aforementioned hairy ass??...well...now this could get interesting.

Not just a hairy ass, but a hairy ass with a giant self-inflicted wedgie...

Classic!

That made me laugh out loud. Please don't ever show the photo. The reality could never live up to the imagery in my mind right now...

Jubilee wrote:

AsYouWish68 wrote:

Jubilee wrote::D

So...you're saying there's photographic evidence of the aforementioned hairy ass??...well...now this could get interesting.

Not just a hairy ass, but a hairy ass with a giant self-inflicted wedgie...

Classic!

That made me laugh out loud. Please don't ever show the photo. The reality could never live up to the imagery in my mind right now...

Me either!!!! LOL!!!!

portland wrote:

Jubilee wrote:

AsYouWish68 wrote:

Jubilee wrote::D

So...you're saying there's photographic evidence of the aforementioned hairy ass??...well...now this could get interesting.

Not just a hairy ass, but a hairy ass with a giant self-inflicted wedgie...

Classic!

That made me laugh out loud. Please don't ever show the photo. The reality could never live up to the imagery in my mind right now...

Me either!!!! LOL!!!!

Good lord, what have I done?! You're on your own now, St. John you poor, hairy-assed, hopefully not too skittish to shave between the cracks, which means you'll have to moisturize so that you don't chafe, but then after shaving, your cotton under pants stick to your butt leaving you walking sideways like a pregnant cow on crack. Poor hairless-assed, man.

Oh God, I am so ashamed of myself for what I have created here. Oh well. Guess I'll go grab a drink, me and my 40lbs of big, brown sagging boobage that my under wire bra cuts into when it breaks leaving a scar under one of my tits that I can't lift without spraining my thumb and speaking of sprain I gotta get my mammograms for these heavy heffas which means the bitch-ass "lesbian wannbe" nurse will grab hold of my girl meat, slap them between two glass plates tell me not to breathe, slam those plates together until my nipples and my eyeballs protrude, hold it for god-knows how long, I'm guessing an HOUR, finally release them only to tell me I should not have worn baby powder which fucks up the ex ray so I have to do it again. Try pouring those bitches into a bra after all that!! Walking down the street with them spilled out resting comfortably on the tops of my damned feet! *sigh* Oh well, karma's a bitch. Night all. Sorry St John. MBPL

MBPL wrote:Good lord, what have I done?! You're on your own now, St. John you poor, hairy-assed, hopefully not too skittish to shave between the cracks, which means you'll have to moisturize so that you don't chafe, but then after shaving, your cotton under pants stick to your butt leaving you walking sideways like a pregnant cow on crack. Poor hairless-assed, man.

Oh God, I am so ashamed of myself for what I have created here. Oh well. Guess I'll go grab a drink, me and my 40lbs of big, brown sagging boobage that my under wire bra cuts into when it breaks leaving a scar under one of my tits that I can't lift without spraining my thumb and speaking of sprain I gotta get my mammograms for these heavy heffas which means the bitch-ass "lesbian wannbe" nurse will grab hold of my girl meat, slap them between two glass plates tell me not to breathe, slam those plates together until my nipples and my eyeballs protrude, hold it for god-knows how long, I'm guessing an HOUR, finally release them only to tell me I should not have worn baby powder which fucks up the ex ray so I have to do it again. Try pouring those bitches into a bra after all that!! Walking down the street with them spilled out resting comfortably on the tops of my damned feet! *sigh* Oh well, karma's a bitch. Night all. Sorry St John. MBPL

Oh, for the LOVE OF GOD....I'm LMAO right now; can't finish my thought.

I'm so sorry for your Mammogram (sp?) visit......

But THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME A HUGE LAUGH.....my stomach hurts from LAUGHING; NOT from nerves!!!

TRAGChick wrote:

MBPL wrote:Good lord, what have I done?! You're on your own now, St. John you poor, hairy-assed, hopefully not too skittish to shave between the cracks, which means you'll have to moisturize so that you don't chafe, but then after shaving, your cotton under pants stick to your butt leaving you walking sideways like a pregnant cow on crack. Poor hairless-assed, man.

Oh God, I am so ashamed of myself for what I have created here. Oh well. Guess I'll go grab a drink, me and my 40lbs of big, brown sagging boobage that my under wire bra cuts into when it breaks leaving a scar under one of my tits that I can't lift without spraining my thumb and speaking of sprain I gotta get my mammograms for these heavy heffas which means the bitch-ass "lesbian wannbe" nurse will grab hold of my girl meat, slap them between two glass plates tell me not to breathe, slam those plates together until my nipples and my eyeballs protrude, hold it for god-knows how long, I'm guessing an HOUR, finally release them only to tell me I should not have worn baby powder which fucks up the ex ray so I have to do it again. Try pouring those bitches into a bra after all that!! Walking down the street with them spilled out resting comfortably on the tops of my damned feet! *sigh* Oh well, karma's a bitch. Night all. Sorry St John. MBPL

Oh, for the LOVE OF GOD....I'm LMAO right now; can't finish my thought.

I'm so sorry for your Mammogram (sp?) visit......

But THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME A HUGE LAUGH.....my stomach hurts from LAUGHING; NOT from nerves!!!

Pregnant cow on crack..............