MR

Posted: **Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:29 pm**

http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/02/22/ ... tml?hpt=T1

Washington (CNN) -- Former Vice President Dick Cheney was hospitalized Monday with chest pains, according to his office.

Cheney, 69, is resting comfortably at George Washington University Hospital, and his doctors are evaluating the situation, his staff said in a statement.

A family source told CNN that Cheney will be kept in the hospital overnight for observation and additional tests.

Cheney has a long history of heart problems. He has suffered four heart attacks dating to 1978, when he was 37. He had his second in 1984 and a third in 1988 before undergoing quadruple bypass surgery to unblock his arteries. His fourth heart attack happened in November 2000, after he was elected vice president. At that time, doctors inserted a stent to open an artery.

Posted: **Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:31 pm**

He's only 69??? Dude looked like he was 80 twenty years ago. :lol:

Posted: **Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:31 pm**

How is this guy still alive after 4 heartattacks?

Posted: **Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:32 pm**

Thenightbull wrote:How is this guy still alive after 4 heartattacks?

It's all about the oil! :lol:

Posted: **Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:33 pm**

Thenightbull wrote:How is this guy still alive after 4 heartattacks?

soul ... deal ... devil

Posted: **Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:36 pm**

I hope he's fine and that he pulls through this. I wouldn't wish death on anyone!

Posted: **Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:37 pm**

G.I.Jim wrote:I hope he's fine and that he pulls through this. I wouldn't wish death on anyone!

You're a good guy.

Posted: **Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:39 pm**

Yeah, as much as I hate what he's stood for, his chickenhawkness, and his policy decisions, Evil Dick is a necessary evil...I hope he makes it through alright, so he can continue to infuriate me for the next 20 years.

Posted: **Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:41 pm**

steveo777 wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:I hope he's fine and that he pulls through this. I wouldn't wish death on anyone!

You're a good guy.

I MEANT to say anyone but Steveo777 and terrorists!

Posted: **Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:44 pm**

G.I.Jim wrote:
steveo777 wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:I hope he's fine and that he pulls through this. I wouldn't wish death on anyone!

You're a good guy.

I MEANT to say anyone but Steveo777 and terrorists!

I'm gettin a little choked up....I know what you meant, buddy, it's ok. :lol:

Posted: **Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:48 pm**

steveo777 wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:
steveo777 wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:I hope he's fine and that he pulls through this. I wouldn't wish death on anyone!

You're a good guy.

I MEANT to say anyone but Steveo777 and terrorists!

I'm gettin a little choked up....I know what you meant, buddy, it's ok.

Tito... get me a tissue!

Posted: **Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:04 pm**

G.I.Jim wrote:
steveo777 wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:
steveo777 wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:I hope he's fine and that he pulls through this. I wouldn't wish death on anyone!

You're a good guy.

I MEANT to say anyone but Steveo777 and terrorists!

I'm gettin a little choked up....I know what you meant, buddy, it's ok.

Tito... get me a tissue!

Tito dont need a tissue, he needs a paper towel and a dirty magazine. Old Dick has nine lives, i dont wish death on anyones, i hope he makes it through

Posted: **Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:45 pm**

Our local favorite son, Sen. Bob Dole, is in the hospital as well. He is recovering from pneumonia.

Posted: **Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:46 pm**

Is the end of dick near?

I suggest you ask Jason..... :lol:

Posted: **Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:46 pm**

hoagiepete wrote:Our local favorite son, Sen. Bob Dole, is in the hospital as well. He is recovering from pneumonia.

BD is a good man.

Posted: **Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:59 am**

G.I.Jim wrote:I hope he's fine and that he pulls through this. I wouldn't wish death on anyone!

+1

Posted: **Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:14 am**

StocktontoMalone wrote:Is the end of dick near?

I suggest you ask Jason.....

The end of Dick is near the end of Jasons rear

Posted: **Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:42 am**

stevew2 wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:Is the end of dick near?

I suggest you ask Jason.....
The end of Dick is near the end of Jasons rear

He should drink a beer.

:lol:

Posted: **Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:44 am**

Voyager wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:Is the end of dick near?

I suggest you ask Jason.....
The end of Dick is near the end of Jasons rear

He should drink a beer.

cheers to the Queer

Posted: **Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:49 am**

Voyager wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:Is the end of dick near?

I suggest you ask Jason.....
The end of Dick is near the end of Jasons rear

He should drink a beer.

Nothing like a beer fart while you have a dick in your ass, huh.... :lol:

Posted: **Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:53 am**

steveo777 wrote:
Voyager wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:Is the end of dick near?

I suggest you ask Jason.....
The end of Dick is near the end of Jasons rear

He should drink a beer.

Nothing like a beer fart while you have a dick in your ass, huh....

Thanks for the mental image. NOT!

:lol:

Posted: **Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:05 am**

I don't particularly like the guy, but I don't wish him ill. Hope he recovers.

Way to go, getting a whole thread of dick jokes and gay jokes out of it :roll:

p.s. - I'm interested to know - why is it that (straight) guys are always the ones talking about how they "would never..." and "could never...", yet they are ALWAYS the first (well, usually only ones) making dick-in-the-ass jokes. If it's so gross, why in hell do you all talk about it all the time? :wink:

Inquiring minds want to know.

And kudos to stevew and voyager on the cute little Dr. Seuss poem up there. :lol:

Posted: **Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:24 am**

bluejeangirl76 wrote:I don't particularly like the guy, but I don't wish him ill. Hope he recovers.

Way to go, getting a whole thread of dick jokes and gay jokes out of it

p.s. - I'm interested to know - why is it that (straight) guys are always the ones talking about how they "would never..." and "could never...", yet they are ALWAYS the first (well, usually only ones) making dick-in-the-ass jokes. If it's so gross, why in hell do you all talk about it all the time? Inquiring minds want to know.

I dunno, because it's funny :lol:

? We make period jokes, vagina jokes, and what not too... doesn't mean we want vaginas or the attendant difficulties of having one :lol:

Posted: **Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:28 am**

Ehwmatt wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:I don't particularly like the guy, but I don't wish him ill. Hope he recovers.

Way to go, getting a whole thread of dick jokes and gay jokes out of it

p.s. - I'm interested to know - why is it that (straight) guys are always the ones talking about how they "would never..." and "could never...", yet they are ALWAYS the first (well, usually only ones) making dick-in-the-ass jokes. If it's so gross, why in hell do you all talk about it all the time? Inquiring minds want to know.

I dunno, because it's funny ? We make period jokes, vagina jokes, and what not too... doesn't mean we want vaginas or the attendant difficulties of having one

LOL

The greatest part of being me is that I stand up when I pee!! :twisted:

Posted: **Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:29 am**

bluejeangirl76 wrote:Ip.s. - I'm interested to know - why is it that (straight) guys are always the ones talking about how they "would never..." and "could never...", yet they are ALWAYS the first (well, usually only ones) making dick-in-the-ass jokes. If it's so gross, why in hell do you all talk about it all the time? Inquiring minds want to know.

Read up on Sigmund Freud's theories about human sexuality.

Posted: **Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:30 am**

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
p.s. - I'm interested to know - why is it that (straight) guys are always the ones talking about how they "would never..." and "could never...", yet they are ALWAYS the first (well, usually only ones) making dick-in-the-ass jokes. If it's so gross, why in hell do you all talk about it all the time? Inquiring minds want to know.

Why? You have to ask? Because they are fuckin' hilarious that's why.

Posted: **Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:41 am**

bluejeangirl76 wrote:I don't particularly like the guy, but I don't wish him ill. Hope he recovers.

Way to go, getting a whole thread of dick jokes and gay jokes out of it

p.s. - I'm interested to know - why is it that (straight) guys are always the ones talking about how they "would never..." and "could never...", yet they are ALWAYS the first (well, usually only ones) making dick-in-the-ass jokes. If it's so gross, why in hell do you all talk about it all the time? Inquiring minds want to know.

Just like we ALL make fun of retards at one point or another. We aren't really making fun of a mentally challenged person per-say, but the image that you paint in your head could be hilarious when describing something and to call something retarded gets the point across.. as well as calling someone a homo, queer, fudgepacker, wanker, fag, or sticking a dick up someones asshole. It all translates into one thing. FUNNY.

Good? haha

Posted: **Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:45 am**

Ehwmatt wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:I don't particularly like the guy, but I don't wish him ill. Hope he recovers.

Way to go, getting a whole thread of dick jokes and gay jokes out of it

p.s. - I'm interested to know - why is it that (straight) guys are always the ones talking about how they "would never..." and "could never...", yet they are ALWAYS the first (well, usually only ones) making dick-in-the-ass jokes. If it's so gross, why in hell do you all talk about it all the time? Inquiring minds want to know.

I dunno, because it's funny ? We make period jokes, vagina jokes, and what not too... doesn't mean we want vaginas or the attendant difficulties of having one

Oh no no noooo.... the dick jokes and ass jokes and dick IN the ass jokes (meaning gay jokes) far outnumber the vag jokes around here (actually, with guys in general). Ratio is at least 4:1. :lol:

Posted: **Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:48 am**

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:I don't particularly like the guy, but I don't wish him ill. Hope he recovers.

Way to go, getting a whole thread of dick jokes and gay jokes out of it

p.s. - I'm interested to know - why is it that (straight) guys are always the ones talking about how they "would never..." and "could never...", yet they are ALWAYS the first (well, usually only ones) making dick-in-the-ass jokes. If it's so gross, why in hell do you all talk about it all the time? Inquiring minds want to know.

I dunno, because it's funny ? We make period jokes, vagina jokes, and what not too... doesn't mean we want vaginas or the attendant difficulties of having one

Oh no no noooo.... the dick jokes and ass jokes and dick IN the ass jokes (meaning gay jokes) far outnumber the vag jokes around here (actually, with guys in general). Ratio is at least 4:1.

Does this mean you want us to start talking more about teh meat curtains, roast beef and vag flaps? :wink:

Posted: **Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:48 am**

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:I don't particularly like the guy, but I don't wish him ill. Hope he recovers.

Way to go, getting a whole thread of dick jokes and gay jokes out of it

p.s. - I'm interested to know - why is it that (straight) guys are always the ones talking about how they "would never..." and "could never...", yet they are ALWAYS the first (well, usually only ones) making dick-in-the-ass jokes. If it's so gross, why in hell do you all talk about it all the time? Inquiring minds want to know.

I dunno, because it's funny ? We make period jokes, vagina jokes, and what not too... doesn't mean we want vaginas or the attendant difficulties of having one

Oh no no noooo.... the dick jokes and ass jokes and dick IN the ass jokes (meaning gay jokes) far outnumber the vag jokes around here (actually, with guys in general). Ratio is at least 4:1.

Do you really want us to start busting out our tuna jokes?

MR

Is the end of Dick near?

Is the end of Dick near?