MR

This was a camera set up to capture a photo of Bigfoot. No sign of Sasquatch but do you blame him for not showing up? These little fuckers are off the chain.

ha ha ...you are funny!!

I thought this was going to be about certain people, not raccoons.

Tito wrote:I thought this was going to be about certain people, not raccoons.

Care to explain !?

Behshad wrote:

Tito wrote:I thought this was going to be about certain people, not raccoons.

Care to explain !?

You feel like going another 40 pages

We have coon-asses in LA., it's ok!!!

It amazes me what Robin comes out of the batcave to respond to, though!!

Tito wrote:I thought this was going to be about certain people, not raccoons.

I knew that would get you get back in here.

Can't see images at work, but what were they drinking?

Schlitz Malt Liquor?
Night Train?
MD 20/20?

Gunbot wrote:

Tito wrote:I thought this was going to be about certain people, not raccoons.

I knew that would get you get back in here.

I want those soooo bad ...

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I want those soooo bad ... [/quote]

A rope with a noose in it and a snickers bar? Isn't that what did for Michael Hutchence?

Tito wrote:I thought this was going to be about certain people, not raccoons.

Do tell, did they let you out of the nut house?

True story: Skiing trip in Tahoe at a rental house. We left the hot tub cover off one evening in anticipation of drinks and a hot tub. After dinner, went to the door and there were 4 coons literally dipping themselves in the tub and 2 trying to bust into the beer cooler! If only we had a camera. It was hysterical to say the least and really tough to get them to leave. Even raccoons like to party

caricalvados wrote:True story: Skiing trip in Tahoe at a rental house. We left the hot tub cover off one evening in anticipation of drinks and a hot tub. After dinner, went to the door and there were 4 coons literally dipping themselves in the tub and 2 trying to bust into the beer cooler! If only we had a camera. It was hysterical to say the least and really tough to get them to leave. Even raccoons like to party

Be careful of those bastards. They're mean little fuckers. I found this one king asshole in my tent as I passed out drunk, on top of the blankets while camping. He was tooling around, rummaging through a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, and when I woke up, I guess I startled him, and the little cocksucker snipped at me.

Rockindeano wrote:

caricalvados wrote:True story: Skiing trip in Tahoe at a rental house. We left the hot tub cover off one evening in anticipation of drinks and a hot tub. After dinner, went to the door and there were 4 coons literally dipping themselves in the tub and 2 trying to bust into the beer cooler! If only we had a camera. It was hysterical to say the least and really tough to get them to leave. Even raccoons like to party

Be careful of those bastards. They're mean little fuckers. I found this one king asshole in my tent as I passed out drunk, on top of the blankets while camping. He was tooling around, rummaging through a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, and when I woke up, I guess I startled him, and the little cocksucker snipped at me.

you re lucky he didnt try to cum in your ear

stevew2 wrote:
you re lucky he didnt try to cum in your ear

What the Hell? They do that?

Rockindeano wrote:

stevew2 wrote:
you re lucky he didnt try to cum in your ear

What the Hell? They do that?

In Steve's world anything happens.

Rockindeano wrote:

caricalvados wrote:True story: Skiing trip in Tahoe at a rental house. We left the hot tub cover off one evening in anticipation of drinks and a hot tub. After dinner, went to the door and there were 4 coons literally dipping themselves in the tub and 2 trying to bust into the beer cooler! If only we had a camera. It was hysterical to say the least and really tough to get them to leave. Even raccoons like to party

Be careful of those bastards. They're mean little fuckers. I found this one king asshole in my tent as I passed out drunk, on top of the blankets while camping. He was tooling around, rummaging through a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, and when I woke up, I guess I startled him, and the little cocksucker snipped at me.

Thanks Deano, I'm a mtn girl so they run around the backyard along with the skunks. I have funded the vets vacations after contact with the little bastards. Sure are cute though. Specially hot tub'in ones!

caricalvados wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:

caricalvados wrote:True story: Skiing trip in Tahoe at a rental house. We left the hot tub cover off one evening in anticipation of drinks and a hot tub. After dinner, went to the door and there were 4 coons literally dipping themselves in the tub and 2 trying to bust into the beer cooler! If only we had a camera. It was hysterical to say the least and really tough to get them to leave. Even raccoons like to party

Be careful of those bastards. They're mean little fuckers. I found this one king asshole in my tent as I passed out drunk, on top of the blankets while camping. He was tooling around, rummaging through a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, and when I woke up, I guess I startled him, and the little cocksucker snipped at me.

Thanks Deano, I'm a mtn girl so they run around the backyard along with the skunks. I have funded the vets vacations after contact with the little bastards. Sure are cute though. Specially hot tub'in ones!

Are you thanking me for the story or the warning?

Mtn girl eh? Pics please. LOL. Jusy curious about "Mtn Girls." They can be real down home cute and pretty, or they can be lumberjack hairy legged brutes, bumping around with chainsaws and rifles. Which one applies to you C?

Are you thanking me for the story or the warning?

Mtn girl eh? Pics please. LOL. Jusy curious about "Mtn Girls." They can be real down home cute and pretty, or they can be lumberjack hairy legged brutes, bumping around with chainsaws and rifles. Which one applies to you C?[/quote]

Thanking you for the story and warning. I camp enough to know to leave the doritos down river by someone else's tent before I pass out in mine (with the zipper closed).

I live in the Santa Cruz Mtns so I could be either. Beach gal or lumber jack. I will leave you guessing

steveo777 wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:

stevew2 wrote:
you re lucky he didnt try to cum in your ear

What the Hell? They do that?

In Steve's world anything happens.

That is so true.lolol

Rockindeano wrote:

caricalvados wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:

caricalvados wrote:True story: Skiing trip in Tahoe at a rental house. We left the hot tub cover off one evening in anticipation of drinks and a hot tub. After dinner, went to the door and there were 4 coons literally dipping themselves in the tub and 2 trying to bust into the beer cooler! If only we had a camera. It was hysterical to say the least and really tough to get them to leave. Even raccoons like to party

Be careful of those bastards. They're mean little fuckers. I found this one king asshole in my tent as I passed out drunk, on top of the blankets while camping. He was tooling around, rummaging through a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, and when I woke up, I guess I startled him, and the little cocksucker snipped at me.

Thanks Deano, I'm a mtn girl so they run around the backyard along with the skunks. I have funded the vets vacations after contact with the little bastards. Sure are cute though. Specially hot tub'in ones!

Are you thanking me for the story or the warning?

Mtn girl eh? Pics please. LOL. Jusy curious about "Mtn Girls." They can be real down home cute and pretty, or they can be lumberjack hairy legged brutes, bumping around with chainsaws and rifles. Which one applies to you C?

Warning; He likes the hairy legged brutes..............hairy legged and bowed in the knees. He also loves pimples. Freckles and pimples.

caricalvados wrote:
I live in the Santa Cruz Mtns so I could be either. Beach gal or lumber jack. I will leave you guessing

Are you a Banana Slug?

Rockindeano wrote:

stevew2 wrote:
you re lucky he didnt try to cum in your ear

What the Hell? They do that?

At the very least they can carry rabies.........shots in the stomach.......fun!

Rockindeano wrote:

caricalvados wrote:
I live in the Santa Cruz Mtns so I could be either. Beach gal or lumber jack. I will leave you guessing

Are you a Banana Slug?

What is a Banana Slug? Closest thing I could find:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... anana+slut

steveo777 wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=banana+slut

He said slug.

Which is worse.

artist4perry wrote:

steveo777 wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=banana+slut

He said slug.

I know but that was the closest thing I could find.

steveo777 wrote:

artist4perry wrote:

steveo777 wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=banana+slut

He said slug.

I know but that was the closest thing I could find.

Look on the list to the left.........it gets worse. Click on the one in capitals.

artist4perry wrote:

steveo777 wrote:

artist4perry wrote:

steveo777 wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=banana+slut

He said slug.

I know but that was the closest thing I could find.

Look on the list to the left.........it gets worse. Click on the one in capitals.

Ok, ma....been there, done that. You're right!

Deano....bad, bad boy!

steveo777 wrote:

artist4perry wrote:

steveo777 wrote:

artist4perry wrote:

steveo777 wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=banana+slut

He said slug.

I know but that was the closest thing I could find.

Look on the list to the left.........it gets worse. Click on the one in capitals.

Ok, ma....been there, done that. You're right!

Rockindeano wrote:

stevew2 wrote:
you re lucky he didnt try to cum in your ear

What the Hell? They do that?

i wouldnt put anything past them bastards, i blew one away on my deck last year, I had to clean up the trash 3 times in one week, I stood behind a tree and caught him red handed, it was his time to go.