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Decided to make homemade tacos and tostados last night. Pretty good. Ended up having 3 tacos and 2 tostados. This morning however, I just paid the price.

I just ended up on the shitter, and my hole stretched out so far from the size of the turd, I thought a nuclear submarine was coming through. Jesus, I could hardly walk back to the computer from the shitter. I swear to you it was so big, I had to break it in two to get it to go down the toilet. Now I know the problems JasonD must have. Dammit, I need a vicodin to ease the pain.

Just thought I'd share this with you all. Anyone here have a similar story they would like to share? Jana? MG? Bjg?

When I'm finished LMAO ...I will see what I can come up with!!!

tmi deano as usual

Rockindeano wrote:Decided to make homemade tacos and tostados last night. Pretty good. Ended up having 3 tacos and 2 tostados. This morning however, I just paid the price.

I just ended up on the shitter, and my hole stretched out so far from the size of the turd, I thought a nuclear submarine was coming through. Jesus, I could hardly walk back to the computer from the shitter. I swear to you it was so big, I had to break it in two to get it to go down the toilet. Now I know the problems JasonD must have. Dammit, I need a vicodin to ease the pain.

Just thought I'd share this with you all. Anyone here have a similar story they would like to share? Jana? MG? Bjg

Great story as usual!
While I dont have a story to share, Im sure Saint John can fill us in with his stories from the weekend he spent in Lorrain OH @ Bare Assets....

Thenightbull wrote:tmi deano as usual

get rid of your shitty attitude, E

Thenightbull wrote:tmi deano as usual

Why aren't you at work? Don't you have a burger to go flip or a Coke to pour?

Rockindeano wrote:

Thenightbull wrote:tmi deano as usual

Why aren't you at work? Don't you have a burger to go flip or a Coke to pour?

1. I work the night shift
2. It's at a gas station
3. It's Only part time
4. I only get 3 days a week

Behshad wrote:

Thenightbull wrote:tmi deano as usual

get rid of your shitty attitude, E

I'm tryin man just pissed that i can't go this weekend

Thenightbull wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:

Thenightbull wrote:tmi deano as usual

Why aren't you at work? Don't you have a burger to go flip or a Coke to pour?

1. I work the night shift
2. It's at a gas station
3. It's Only part time
4. I only get 3 days a week

1. It's No wonder
2. You can't afford
3. a ride to and from
4. and a ticket for the show

Rockindeano wrote:

Thenightbull wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:

Thenightbull wrote:tmi deano as usual

Why aren't you at work? Don't you have a burger to go flip or a Coke to pour?

1. I work the night shift
2. It's at a gas station
3. It's Only part time
4. I only get 3 days a week

1. It's No wonder
2. You can't afford
3. a ride to and from
4. and a ticket for the show

Well duh

Rockindeano wrote:

Thenightbull wrote:tmi deano as usual

Why aren't you at work? Don't you have a burger to go flip or a Coke to pour?

Behshad wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:

Thenightbull wrote:tmi deano as usual

Why aren't you at work? Don't you have a burger to go flip or a Coke to pour?

Not me b sorry

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Can you correctly identify the soft drinks in the background from right to left? Anyone?

Tea, Diet Coke, Sprite, Orange Crush, Dr. Pepper, Coke...

Michigan Girl wrote:Tea, Diet Coke, Sprite, Orange Crush, Dr. Pepper, Coke...

Firstly, I asked from right to left, and secondly, I disagree with the first one, and third one. You just know Behshad is editing the picture on photobucket, enlarging it in order to see the correct names.

Rockindeano wrote:

Michigan Girl wrote:Tea, Diet Coke, Sprite, Orange Crush, Dr. Pepper, Coke...

Firstly, I asked from [i]right to left, and secondly[/i], I disagree with the first one, and third one. You just know Behshad is editing the picture on photobucket, enlarging it in order to see the correct names.

Certainly, I chose to ignore that ^^^^I read from left to right!!
Ok, I'll try again ...but it's an Orange drink of some sort!!

is it the 1st and third from the left or right?!?!

Michigan Girl wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:

Michigan Girl wrote:Tea, Diet Coke, Sprite, Orange Crush, Dr. Pepper, Coke...

Firstly, I asked from [i]right to left, and secondly[/i], I disagree with the first one, and third one. You just know Behshad is editing the picture on photobucket, enlarging it in order to see the correct names.

Certainly, I chose to ignore that ^^^^I read from left to right!!
Ok, I'll try again ...but it's an Orange drink of some sort!!

I am thinking Minute Maid lemonade on far left, and Fanta Orange in the middle.

While you're at it office manager, learn how to properly use the 'quote' function. You fucked up the italics.

Rockindeano wrote:

Michigan Girl wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:

Michigan Girl wrote:Tea, Diet Coke, Sprite, Orange Crush, Dr. Pepper, Coke...

Firstly, I asked from [i]right to left, and secondly[/i], I disagree with the first one, and third one. You just know Behshad is editing the picture on photobucket, enlarging it in order to see the correct names.

Certainly, I chose to ignore that ^^^^I read from left to right!!
Ok, I'll try again ...but it's an Orange drink of some sort!!

I am thinking Minute Maid lemonade on far left, and Fanta Orange in the middle.

While you're at it office manager, learn how to properly use the 'quote' function. You fucked up the italics.

you cant zoom in on a pic with that low of quality.

Fanta is my guess too. I love Fanta !!!

Behshad wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:

Michigan Girl wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:

Michigan Girl wrote:Tea, Diet Coke, Sprite, Orange Crush, Dr. Pepper, Coke...

Firstly, I asked from [i]right to left, and secondly[/i], I disagree with the first one, and third one. You just know Behshad is editing the picture on photobucket, enlarging it in order to see the correct names.

Certainly, I chose to ignore that ^^^^I read from left to right!!
Ok, I'll try again ...but it's an Orange drink of some sort!!

I am thinking Minute Maid lemonade on far left, and Fanta Orange in the middle.

While you're at it office manager, learn how to properly use the 'quote' function. You fucked up the italics.

you cant zoom in on a pic with that low of quality.

Fanta is my guess too. I love Fanta !!!

Dontchya wanna fanta???

Thenightbull wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:

Thenightbull wrote:tmi deano as usual

Why aren't you at work? Don't you have a burger to go flip or a Coke to pour?

1. I work the night shift
2. It's at a gas station
3. It's Only part time
4. I only get 3 days a week

I'm sorry, but dude, if you had any real burning desire to quit being a stoney and actually get somewhere with your life you would. You remind me of an old friend who still lived with his mother until he was 36 years old. The only reason he doesn't live with her anymore is that she died. He then got serious with a woman and married her, I imagine, so he could have another mother. Buster, just ain't really into the work thing. He'll take a few handy man jobs or work part time for awhile, but that's just to pay for his green bud. His woman carries the load. Buster parties.

steveo777 wrote:

Thenightbull wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:

Thenightbull wrote:tmi deano as usual

Why aren't you at work? Don't you have a burger to go flip or a Coke to pour?

1. I work the night shift
2. It's at a gas station
3. It's Only part time
4. I only get 3 days a week

I'm sorry, but dude, if you had any real burning desire to quit being a stoney and actually get somewhere with your life you would. You remind me of an old friend who still lived with his mother until he was 36 years old. The only reason he doesn't live with her anymore is that she died. He then got serious with a woman and married her, I imagine, so he could have another mother. Buster, just ain't really into the work thing. He'll take a few handy man jobs or work part time for awhile, but that's just to pay for his green bud. His woman carries the load. Buster parties.

um i don't smoke. But on the other thing i've been trying to find a better job it's just impossible man please don't make me start another 40 page thread

Thenightbull wrote:

steveo777 wrote:

Thenightbull wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:

Thenightbull wrote:tmi deano as usual

Why aren't you at work? Don't you have a burger to go flip or a Coke to pour?

1. I work the night shift
2. It's at a gas station
3. It's Only part time
4. I only get 3 days a week

I'm sorry, but dude, if you had any real burning desire to quit being a stoney and actually get somewhere with your life you would. You remind me of an old friend who still lived with his mother until he was 36 years old. The only reason he doesn't live with her anymore is that she died. He then got serious with a woman and married her, I imagine, so he could have another mother. Buster, just ain't really into the work thing. He'll take a few handy man jobs or work part time for awhile, but that's just to pay for his green bud. His woman carries the load. Buster parties.

um i don't smoke. But on the other thing i've been trying to find a better job it's just impossible man please don't make me start another 40 page thread 8)

Why, it will just end up being about vaginas. Isn't that the one where I had to leave because I said I'd go rub one out if the thread made it to 40 pages?

steveo777 wrote:

Thenightbull wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:

Thenightbull wrote:tmi deano as usual

Why aren't you at work? Don't you have a burger to go flip or a Coke to pour?

1. I work the night shift
2. It's at a gas station
3. It's Only part time
4. I only get 3 days a week

I'm sorry, but dude, if you had any real burning desire to quit being a stoney and actually get somewhere with your life you would. You remind me of an old friend who still lived with his mother until he was 36 years old. The only reason he doesn't live with her anymore is that she died. He then got serious with a woman and married her, I imagine, so he could have another mother. Buster, just ain't really into the work thing. He'll take a few handy man jobs or work part time for awhile, but that's just to pay for his green bud. His woman carries the load. Buster parties.

You need to pay attention!!

Michigan Girl wrote:

steveo777 wrote:

Thenightbull wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:

Thenightbull wrote:tmi deano as usual

Why aren't you at work? Don't you have a burger to go flip or a Coke to pour?

1. I work the night shift
2. It's at a gas station
3. It's Only part time
4. I only get 3 days a week

I'm sorry, but dude, if you had any real burning desire to quit being a stoney and actually get somewhere with your life you would. You remind me of an old friend who still lived with his mother until he was 36 years old. The only reason he doesn't live with her anymore is that she died. He then got serious with a woman and married her, I imagine, so he could have another mother. Buster, just ain't really into the work thing. He'll take a few handy man jobs or work part time for awhile, but that's just to pay for his green bud. His woman carries the load. Buster parties.

You need to pay attention!!

I have been paying attention. Just trying to give our friend a bit of tough love.
He can't afford things because he only works 3 nights in a gas station. He started a thread about not being able to find full time work, which went over 40 pages and ended up being about something completely different. Have I not been paying attention?

steveo777 wrote:

Thenightbull wrote:

steveo777 wrote:

Thenightbull wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:

Thenightbull wrote:tmi deano as usual

Why aren't you at work? Don't you have a burger to go flip or a Coke to pour?

1. I work the night shift
2. It's at a gas station
3. It's Only part time
4. I only get 3 days a week

I'm sorry, but dude, if you had any real burning desire to quit being a stoney and actually get somewhere with your life you would. You remind me of an old friend who still lived with his mother until he was 36 years old. The only reason he doesn't live with her anymore is that she died. He then got serious with a woman and married her, I imagine, so he could have another mother. Buster, just ain't really into the work thing. He'll take a few handy man jobs or work part time for awhile, but that's just to pay for his green bud. His woman carries the load. Buster parties.

um i don't smoke. But on the other thing i've been trying to find a better job it's just impossible man please don't make me start another 40 page thread 8)

Why, it will just end up being about vaginas. Isn't that the one where I had to leave because I said I'd go rub one out if the thread made it to 40 pages?

I wouldn't know i didn't read every single page in that thread