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New Uses for Cucumbers

PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:01 am
by TRAGChick
**Referee's Whistle**

GET YER MIND OUTTA THE GUTTER
:twisted:

1. Cucumbers contain most of the vitamins you need every day, just one cucumber contains Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin B5, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin C, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Potassium and Zinc.

2. Feeling tired in the afternoon, put down the caffeinated soda and pick up a cucumber. Cucumbers are a good source of B Vitamins and Carbohydrates that can provide that quick pick-me-up that can last for hours.

3. Tired of your bathroom mirror fogging up after a shower? Try rubbing a cucumber slice along the mirror, it will eliminate the fog and provide a soothing, spa-like fragrance.

4. Are grubs and slugs ruining your planting beds? Place a few slices in a small pie tin and your garden will be free of pests all season long. The chemicals in the cucumber react with the aluminum to give off a scent undetectable to humans but drive garden pests crazy and make them flee the area.

5 Looking for a fast and easy way to remove cellulite before going out or to the pool? Try rubbing a slice or two of cucumbers along your problem area for a few minutes, the phytochemicals in the cucumber cause the collagen in your skin to tighten, firming up the outer layer and reducing the visibility of cellulite. Works great on wrinkles too!!!

6.. Want to avoid a hangover or terrible headache? Eat a few cucumber slices before going to bed and wake up refreshed and headache free. Cucumbers contain enough sugar, B vitamins and electrolytes to replenish essential nutrients the body lost, keeping everything in equilibrium, avoiding both a hangover and headache!!

7. Looking to fight off that afternoon or evening snacking binge? Cucumbers have been used for centuries and often used by European trappers, traders and explores for quick meals to thwart off starvation.

8. Have an important meeting or job interview and you realize that you don't have enough time to polish your shoes? Rub a freshly cut cucumber over the shoe, its chemicals will provide a quick and durable shine that not only looks great but also repels water.


9. Out of WD 40 and need to fix a squeaky hinge? Take a cucumber slice and rub it along the problematic hinge, and voila, the squeak is gone!

10. Stressed out and don't have time for massage, facial or visit to the spa? Cut up an entire cucumber and place it in a boiling pot of water, the chemicals and nutrients from the cucumber with react with the boiling water and be released in the steam, creating a soothing, relaxing aroma that has been shown the reduce stress in new mothers and college students during final exams.

11. Just finish a business lunch and realize you don't have gum or mints? Take a slice of cucumber and press it to the roof of your mouth with your tongue for 30 seconds to eliminate bad breath, the phytochemcials will kill the bacteria in your mouth responsible for causing bad breath.

12. Looking for a 'green' way to clean your faucets, sinks or stainless steel? Take a slice of cucumber and rub it on the surface you want to clean, not only will it remove years of tarnish and bring back the shine, but is won't leave streaks and won't harm you fingers or fingernails while you clean.


13. Using a pen and made a mistake? Take the outside of the cucumber and slowly use it to erase the pen writing, also works great on crayons and markers that the kids have used to decorate the walls!!

PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:16 am
by Behshad
Of course we all know what #14 is according to Stevew2 !

PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:20 am
by Don

PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:31 am
by TRAGChick


GOOD GOD. :shock:

Is that an ACTUAL COMMERCIAL...???


:x :x

PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:35 am
by Melissa
I love #11... might have run out of gum in my purse, but thank goodness there happened to be a slice of cucumber in there! :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:38 am
by TRAGChick
Melissa wrote:I love #11... might have run out of gum in my purse, but thank goodness there happened to be a slice of cucumber in there! :lol:


:lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:41 am
by artist4perry
Lemons are cool too. If you get ink on anything, it takes most inks out. Great for freshening garbage disposals too. Amazing how well old remedies work. :wink:


Cucumbers make great pickles too........beleive it or not, their are folks who don't know that a pickle is a cucumber. :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:00 am
by Babyblue
TRAGChick wrote:


GOOD GOD. :shock:

Is that an ACTUAL COMMERCIAL...???


:x :x



I thought the samething when i watched it. :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:26 pm
by rockinfayrose
Babyblue wrote:
TRAGChick wrote:


GOOD GOD. :shock:

Is that an ACTUAL COMMERCIAL...???


:x :x



I thought the samething when i watched it. :lol: :lol:


:lol: Reminds me of the movie "American Pie" - looks like no food is safe anymore...or cleaning device for that matter - there's a story on the news right now about a man having intimate relations with a vacuum cleaner, I kid you not. Looks like there's multiple uses for a lot of things :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 4:51 pm
by stevew2
Behshad wrote:Of course we all know what #14 is according to Stevew2 !
I could plant one in your anus right now and see how big it grows.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 5:05 pm
by Arianddu
TRAGChick wrote:


GOOD GOD. :shock:

Is that an ACTUAL COMMERCIAL...???


:x :x


You think that's off? Check this one out! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovtgFTSr ... re=related

PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 8:40 am
by Babyblue
stevew2 wrote:
Behshad wrote:Of course we all know what #14 is according to Stevew2 !
I could plant one in your anus right now and see how big it grows.



:lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 8:49 am
by Rockindeano
rockinfayrose wrote:
:lol: Reminds me of the movie "American Pie" - looks like no food is safe anymore...or cleaning device for that matter - there's a story on the news right now about a man having intimate relations with a vacuum cleaner, I kid you not. Looks like there's multiple uses for a lot of things :lol:


Oh c'mon, what guy hasn't jammed his rod up the hose of a Eureka? Harmless pleasure.

PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 8:53 am
by ScarabGator
Rockindeano wrote:
rockinfayrose wrote:
:lol: Reminds me of the movie "American Pie" - looks like no food is safe anymore...or cleaning device for that matter - there's a story on the news right now about a man having intimate relations with a vacuum cleaner, I kid you not. Looks like there's multiple uses for a lot of things :lol:


Oh c'mon, what guy hasn't jammed his rod up the hose of a Eureka? Harmless pleasure.


Ive hit a few Kirbys in my time......

PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 9:01 am
by Rockindeano
ScarabGator wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
rockinfayrose wrote:
:lol: Reminds me of the movie "American Pie" - looks like no food is safe anymore...or cleaning device for that matter - there's a story on the news right now about a man having intimate relations with a vacuum cleaner, I kid you not. Looks like there's multiple uses for a lot of things :lol:


Oh c'mon, what guy hasn't jammed his rod up the hose of a Eureka? Harmless pleasure.


Ive hit a few Kirbys in my time......


Me too. Shit works doesn't it? Never bitches, never asks for money, never have to clean up either. 3 in 1 pleasure device.

PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 9:05 am
by ScarabGator
Rockindeano wrote:
ScarabGator wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
rockinfayrose wrote:
:lol: Reminds me of the movie "American Pie" - looks like no food is safe anymore...or cleaning device for that matter - there's a story on the news right now about a man having intimate relations with a vacuum cleaner, I kid you not. Looks like there's multiple uses for a lot of things :lol:


Oh c'mon, what guy hasn't jammed his rod up the hose of a Eureka? Harmless pleasure.


Ive hit a few Kirbys in my time......


Me too. Shit works doesn't it? Never bitches, never asks for money, never have to clean up either. 3 in 1 pleasure device.


thats why I named mine Paula.....

PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 9:07 am
by Rockindeano
I had to use the fuckin hose, not the wand, because my dick has a bend in it...curves to the left like a bad golf slice. My nickname in college was Chiquita cause my Johnson looked like a giant banana.

PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 9:27 am
by ScarabGator
Rockindeano wrote:I had to use the fuckin hose, not the wand, because my dick has a bend in it...curves to the left like a bad golf slice. My nickname in college was Chiquita cause my Johnson looked like a giant banana.


interesting....in college my weiner was known as Big Jim and the Twins....

PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:23 am
by rockinfayrose
Rockindeano wrote:
rockinfayrose wrote:
:lol: Reminds me of the movie "American Pie" - looks like no food is safe anymore...or cleaning device for that matter - there's a story on the news right now about a man having intimate relations with a vacuum cleaner, I kid you not. Looks like there's multiple uses for a lot of things :lol:


Oh c'mon, what guy hasn't jammed his rod up the hose of a Eureka? Harmless pleasure.


So do you vacuum too or just get off and leave the floors in filth? Just curious...now if there was something to put a smile on a guy's face while doing dishes :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:07 pm
by StevePerryHair
stevew2 wrote:
Behshad wrote:Of course we all know what #14 is according to Stevew2 !
I could plant one in your anus right now and see how big it grows.


I HOPE you are talking about a cucumber and not you :shock: :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 9:28 pm
by Babyblue
ScarabGator wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
ScarabGator wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
rockinfayrose wrote:
:lol: Reminds me of the movie "American Pie" - looks like no food is safe anymore...or cleaning device for that matter - there's a story on the news right now about a man having intimate relations with a vacuum cleaner, I kid you not. Looks like there's multiple uses for a lot of things :lol:


Oh c'mon, what guy hasn't jammed his rod up the hose of a Eureka? Harmless pleasure.


Ive hit a few Kirbys in my time......


Me too. Shit works doesn't it? Never bitches, never asks for money, never have to clean up either. 3 in 1 pleasure device.


thats why I named mine Paula.....



:lol: :lol: :lol: