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a few random suggestions for you, if you're going to san francisco.

FLOWERS
Be sure to wear them in your hair.

CABLE CARS
Either get on the Cable Car or get on the sidewalk. Dawdling in the street will get your ass run over.

While on the sidewalk, waiting for a Cable Car, don't block the entire width of the sidewalk with your brood. I've lost count of how many times I've either had to walk out onto the street or ask people to move, so i could pass through.

Remember that this is not an amusement park ride. Do not go, "WOOOOOO!!!" when you come around a curve. It makes you look like a stupid American tourist. I notice that Europeans are more polite & don't do this. A worse offense than "WOOOOOO!!!" is singing Xmas carols. Don't. Do. It.

DIRECTIONS
If you whip out a map & a little asian girl suddenly shows up & says, "Are you lost? Do you need directions?" That's probably me.

UNION SQUARE
Enjoy the free wi-fi.

OTHER
Don't pee in my doorway.

i may add to this list as i think of more suggestions.

I enjoyed the city during the day, but I have never seen a bigger freak show at night! I had to open the hotel window and scream "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" to some stupid bitch on a bull horn who I believe may have been organizing homeless people to form a line (for what I don't know) ... at 4 am. The Golden Gate Bridge is overrated, but I really liked the city's other bridge. I looked for your house ... no luck.

Saint John wrote:I enjoyed the city during the day, but I have never seen a bigger freak show at night! I had to open the hotel window and scream "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" to some stupid bitch on a bull horn who I believe may have been organizing homeless people to form a line (for what I don't know) ... at 4 am. The Golden Gate Bridge is overrated, but I really liked the city's other bridge. I looked for your house ... no luck.

where were you staying? on 6th st?

Definitely an interesting city - Great shows are always coming to town - I live in East Bay which is pretty suburban compared to downtown, but just a really cool place...has it's problems tho. Don't know if I would ever live downtown, but maybe if I picked up a job there. Killer Indian food (Shalamar...incredible)

cyndy! wrote:a few random suggestions for you, if you're going to san francisco.

FLOWERS
Be sure to wear them in your hair.

CABLE CARS
Either get on the Cable Car or get on the sidewalk. Dawdling in the street will get your ass run over.

While on the sidewalk, waiting for a Cable Car, don't block the entire width of the sidewalk with your brood. I've lost count of how many times I've either had to walk out onto the street or ask people to move, so i could pass through.

Remember that this is not an amusement park ride. Do not go, "WOOOOOO!!!" when you come around a curve. It makes you look like a stupid American tourist. I notice that Europeans are more polite & don't do this. A worse offense than "WOOOOOO!!!" is singing Xmas carols. Don't. Do. It.

DIRECTIONS
If you whip out a map & a little asian girl suddenly shows up & says, "Are you lost? Do you need directions?" That's probably me.

UNION SQUARE
Enjoy the free wi-fi.

OTHER
Don't pee in my doorway.

i may add to this list as i think of more suggestions.

Also : Bring a jacket or sweater. It's freezing at night, even in July. And the taxi cab drivers are insane drivers.

cyndy! wrote:a few random suggestions for you, if you're going to san francisco.

FLOWERS
Be sure to wear them in your hair.

CABLE CARS
Either get on the Cable Car or get on the sidewalk. Dawdling in the street will get your ass run over.

While on the sidewalk, waiting for a Cable Car, don't block the entire width of the sidewalk with your brood. I've lost count of how many times I've either had to walk out onto the street or ask people to move, so i could pass through.

Remember that this is not an amusement park ride. Do not go, "WOOOOOO!!!" when you come around a curve. It makes you look like a stupid American tourist. I notice that Europeans are more polite & don't do this. A worse offense than "WOOOOOO!!!" is singing Xmas carols. Don't. Do. It.

DIRECTIONS
If you whip out a map & a little asian girl suddenly shows up & says, "Are you lost? Do you need directions?" That's probably me.

UNION SQUARE
Enjoy the free wi-fi.

OTHER
Don't pee in my doorway.

i may add to this list as i think of more suggestions.

Another stuck-up fucking San Francisan. No wonder I hate going there on vacation. Where do you hang out....poke st.? [Polk]

SF is just way too crowded for me... and that's saying something coming from someone who lives in the city of Los Angeles. I do like how there aren't really any bullshit red curbs in SF... although it comes as a consequence of there being no parking lots whatsoever, so there's that.

cyndy! wrote:

Saint John wrote:I enjoyed the city during the day, but I have never seen a bigger freak show at night! I had to open the hotel window and scream "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" to some stupid bitch on a bull horn who I believe may have been organizing homeless people to form a line (for what I don't know) ... at 4 am. The Golden Gate Bridge is overrated, but I really liked the city's other bridge. I looked for your house ... no luck.

where were you staying? on 6th st?

It was a blue looking hotel that had a nautical theme. We were on the 8th or 9th floor and we really liked the place. As for exactly where it was, I have no idea. I went and checked my hotels.com history, but I didn't create the account until after we went to SF.

Thanks Cyndy, good to know.....since I'll be there next month. A few questions:

1. Where is that crookedest street again? I'm going to make Cindi and them drive down it as I hang out the car window screaming Wooooooo!

2. Is Alcatraz still open to tourists. LOL, I have a pic of us kids taken in one of the solitary confinement cells.........and would like an updated one for my passport.

3. Other: How am I going to know which one is your doorway?

Jana, thanks on the sweater/jacket thing. Good to know......although most of our time won't even be spent right in San Fran. And I have this feeling that you guys' take on "freezing" is probably a wee bit different then us Canucks.

Jana wrote:

cyndy! wrote:a few random suggestions for you, if you're going to san francisco.

FLOWERS
Be sure to wear them in your hair.

CABLE CARS
Either get on the Cable Car or get on the sidewalk. Dawdling in the street will get your ass run over.

While on the sidewalk, waiting for a Cable Car, don't block the entire width of the sidewalk with your brood. I've lost count of how many times I've either had to walk out onto the street or ask people to move, so i could pass through.

Remember that this is not an amusement park ride. Do not go, "WOOOOOO!!!" when you come around a curve. It makes you look like a stupid American tourist. I notice that Europeans are more polite & don't do this. A worse offense than "WOOOOOO!!!" is singing Xmas carols. Don't. Do. It.

DIRECTIONS
If you whip out a map & a little asian girl suddenly shows up & says, "Are you lost? Do you need directions?" That's probably me.

UNION SQUARE
Enjoy the free wi-fi.

OTHER
Don't pee in my doorway.

i may add to this list as i think of more suggestions.

Also : Bring a jacket or sweater. It's freezing at night, even in July. And the taxi cab drivers are insane drivers.

You got THAT shit right sister! I thought for SURE that I was GOING TO FUCKING DIE one night!!! This dude was hauling ASS down those streets, and weaving in and out of traffic. It's like he was trying out for a stunt driving position on the next smokie and the bandit movie! I swear to God that I think the tires left the road one time. I could NOT get out of that fucking car quick enough.

Saint John wrote:

cyndy! wrote:

Saint John wrote:I enjoyed the city during the day, but I have never seen a bigger freak show at night! I had to open the hotel window and scream "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" to some stupid bitch on a bull horn who I believe may have been organizing homeless people to form a line (for what I don't know) ... at 4 am. The Golden Gate Bridge is overrated, but I really liked the city's other bridge. I looked for your house ... no luck.

where were you staying? on 6th st?

It was a blue looking hotel that a nautical theme. We were on the 8th or 9th floor and we really liked the place. As for exactly where it was, I have no idea. I went and checked my hotels.com histry, but I didn't create the account until after we went to SF.

You know how to "create an account", but you can't "post a picture"?

Jana wrote:Also : Bring a jacket or sweater. It's freezing at night, even in July. And the taxi cab drivers are insane drivers.

shhhhhh...watching the tourists freeze when the marine layer rolls in is our greatest amusement.

Deb wrote:
You know how to "create an account", but you can't "post a picture"?

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Saint John wrote:

Deb wrote:
You know how to "create an account", but you can't "post a picture"?

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Deb wrote:

Saint John wrote:

Deb wrote:
You know how to "create an account", but you can't "post a picture"?

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I'll have you know I can copy & paste very well ... and my friends like me just the way I am!

steveo777 wrote:Another stuck-up fucking San Francisan. No wonder I hate going there on vacation. Where do you hang out....poke st.? [Polk]

you must have lower standards & are much more tolerant of rudeness than i am. please stay out of my city. thank you.

Saint John wrote:

Deb wrote:

Saint John wrote:

Deb wrote:
You know how to "create an account", but you can't "post a picture"?

welcomerewards™ Account Number: *******

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I'll have you know I can copy & paste very well ... and my friends like me just the way I am!

LOL! I saw yesterday BB has shown you how to "edit" peoples quotes though. Atta boy, you're getting there.

cyndy! wrote:

Jana wrote:Also : Bring a jacket or sweater. It's freezing at night, even in July. And the taxi cab drivers are insane drivers.

shhhhhh...watching the tourists freeze when the marine layer rolls in is our greatest amusement.

Wow, gorgeous!

Deb wrote:Thanks Cyndy, good to know.....since I'll be there next month. A few questions:

1. Where is that crookedest street again? I'm going to make Cindi and them drive down it as I hang out the car window screaming Wooooooo!

2. Is Alcatraz still open to tourists. LOL, I have a pic of us kids taken in one of the solitary confinement cells.........and would like an updated one for my passport.

I hope Cyndy doesn't mind if I step in and answer...

1) Lombard Street http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&safe= ... CDEQnwIwAw
Be careful if you're coming south on Hyde, you can't turn left onto it.

2) Alcatraz is open but the ferry is like $25/person http://alcatrazcruises.com/

cyndy! wrote:where were you staying?

After scouring the 'net I think it was The Argonaut. I liked its location.

Saint John wrote:

cyndy! wrote:where were you staying?

After scouring the 'net I think it was The Argonaut. I liked its location.

nice! that's the one i'd recommend in the ghirardelli square/fisherman's wharf area.

cyndy! wrote:

Saint John wrote:

cyndy! wrote:where were you staying?

After scouring the 'net I think it was The Argonaut. I liked its location.

nice! that's the one i'd recommend in the ghirardelli square/fisherman's wharf area.

The one thing that I found odd was that our toilet seemed like it used about 25 gallons of water every time it was flushed! And it flushed with enough force that it felt like it was gonna rip your damn colon out! I kid, of course, but it really did flush incredibly long and with great power. "Quit flushing the toilet, Dan!!! How fucking old are you ... 2?!?!"

steveo777 wrote:Another stuck-up fucking San Francisan. No wonder I hate going there on vacation. Where do you hang out....poke st.? [Polk]

Aren't you being just a little bit hard on o'girl?

I grew up there and it has really changed over the years. I grew up in the sunset and 99.9% of my friends were Asian, which influenced who I am today. I don't like going there much anymore though. Too much violence, on an average one person gets killed per weekend there. If we do go which is rare, we will usually go to Japan Center, Golden Gate Park, Cliff House area, Twin Peaks, Alcatraz, and/or Treasure Island. Just depends, if we have relatives or friends visiting from Japan, we always take them to the city during the day. Oh and we go to the B2B every year for the walk. My mother used to be a waitress at the Buena Vista in the late 60's and throught the 70's.

I personally prefer to hang out in Tiburon now.

Saint John wrote:I enjoyed the city during the day, but I have never seen a bigger freak show at night! I had to open the hotel window and scream "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" to some stupid bitch on a bull horn who I believe may have been organizing homeless people to form a line (for what I don't know) ... at 4 am. The Golden Gate Bridge is overrated, but I really liked the city's other bridge. I looked for your house ... no luck.

It probably had something to do with a homeless shelter. I used to work up there back in the early 90's and the shelters would only allow the first 50 or 100 or so to get in. What they would do is stand in line usually starting at 4:30pm and the place would usually open to let the first in line in at 5:30 or 6pm. At about 6am they would all get kicked out during the day. In order for them to be eligible to stay the night inside, they had to show up with a form showing that they were out looking for work during the day. Not sure what was going on at 4am that you mentioned, but I have a feeling it has something to do with what I said. It may have changed since I worked in the city. They may now have to get in line at 4am to secure a place to stay for the evening that day. Lot's have changed since Frank Jordan was running the city.

Deb wrote: Is Alcatraz still open to tourists. LOL, I have a pic of us kids taken in one of the solitary confinement cells.........and would like an updated one for my passport.

It's open....but......you may want to purchase your tickets well in advance, on line or if you have someone already here they can go and purchase them for you for the future date that you will be here. The tickets are for the ferry boat that will bring you to the island. Usually they are booked solid so....the earlier you get your tickets the better so you can go there. If you wait and buy them on the day that you want to go, most times you won't be able to go, sometimes they will say that there is only space available in a week or ten days or two weeks, etc. from the day that you go to purchase the ferry tickets to Alcatraz. Not in all cases, but a lot and you would want to have everything squared away so you can keep your vacation schedule.

Saint John wrote:I enjoyed the city during the day, but I have never seen a bigger freak show at night! I had to open the hotel window and scream "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" to some stupid bitch on a bull horn who I believe may have been organizing homeless people to form a line (for what I don't know) ... at 4 am. The Golden Gate Bridge is overrated, but I really liked the city's other bridge. I looked for your house ... no luck.

Sorry, I just got an image of you hanging out a hotel window at 4am screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" and I can't stop laughing!

So how accurate is Eddie's description? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ19ahNyM3I

Arianddu wrote:So how accurate is Eddie's description? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ19ahNyM3I

yeah, it's pretty much like that

cyndy! wrote:

Saint John wrote:

cyndy! wrote:where were you staying?

After scouring the 'net I think it was The Argonaut. I liked its location.

nice! that's the one i'd recommend in the ghirardelli square/fisherman's wharf area.

I stayed here once, and highly recommend it as well - http://www.theorchardhotel.com

I LOVE your city by the bay!! That is up on the list of one of my favorite and coolest cities I've ever been too, if not the coolest city. I always say it's like stepping into a post card