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Bar None...


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/wes ... ice-report

T-Bone wrote:Bar None...


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/wes ... ice-report

I guess we won't be seeing this episode on Cops anytime soon.

T-Bone, your threads are usually pretty lame, and downright unamusing, so let me help you out here.

This is one helluva article. I just have to post it here to get people to read it. Hope you don't mind T-Bone.

Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.

The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.

A full on fallopian fungis...

Seriously, this thread reaks of de ja vu

Gardinella girl

LOL ...
Someone posted this story a week or so ago and it mysteriously disappeared!!

An earlier thread on this mysteriously disappeared. What a way to begin my Monday. Wish I wouldn't have had that last beer yesterday.

hoagiepete wrote:An earlier thread on this mysteriously disappeared. What a way to begin my Monday. Wish I wouldn't have had that last beer yesterday.

I removed in the name of good taste....er....I mean...I.....oh fuck it, I give up.

Andrew wrote:

hoagiepete wrote:An earlier thread on this mysteriously disappeared. What a way to begin my Monday. Wish I wouldn't have had that last beer yesterday.

I removed in the name of good taste....er....I mean...I.....oh fuck it, I give up.

Well that statement fits the current name of this forum doesn't it?

Andrew wrote:

hoagiepete wrote:An earlier thread on this mysteriously disappeared. What a way to begin my Monday. Wish I wouldn't have had that last beer yesterday.

I removed in the name of good taste....er....I mean...I.....oh fuck it, I give up.

Andrew wrote:

hoagiepete wrote:An earlier thread on this mysteriously disappeared. What a way to begin my Monday. Wish I wouldn't have had that last beer yesterday.

I removed in the name of good taste....er....I mean...I.....oh fuck it, I give up.

After reading the article, I think I'd pass on that.

That thread was funny, no matter how much in bad taste it was (and sorry but "taste" is not a pun I want to think about with this article )

Bearded Clam with an attitude!!!

steveo777 wrote:Bearded Clam with an attitude!!!

Aparently Bearded Clam waiting to give you food poisoning.

Arianddu wrote:

steveo777 wrote:Bearded Clam with an attitude!!!

Aparently Bearded Clam waiting to give you food poisoning.

Thanks...just shot coffee all over my monitor...+1 as they say...Very funny comment!

I can't believe nobody has said, "Something smells awfully fishy with this story." Not really my style of joke, so I have to pass that wide-open opportunity down and let someone else plug that hole.

Rip Rokken wrote:I can't believe nobody has said, "Something smells awfully fishy with this story." Not really my style of joke, so I have to pass that wide-open opportunity down and let someone else plug that hole.

Not even that corn lovin' stevew2 would take that on!

This may have set back female (oral) satisfaction decades.

hoagiepete wrote:This may have set back female (oral) satisfaction decades.

Good point...what guy who has read this isn't going to wince a little right before going down...no more good faith cunnilingus...every women gets the finger test first...and ALL you guys know what I am talking about!

I think we should all sue this woman for depriving us of our God given right to go down with a clear mind, and good thoughts....

RossValoryRocks wrote:

hoagiepete wrote:This may have set back female (oral) satisfaction decades.

Good point...what guy who has read this isn't going to wince a little right before going down...no more good faith cunnilingus...every women gets the finger test first...and ALL you guys know what I am talking about!

I think we should all sue this women for depriving us of our God given right to go down with a clear mind, and good thoughts....

Funny as shit...but true.

RossValoryRocks wrote:I think we should all sue this women for depriving us of our God given right to go down with a clear mind, and good thoughts....

Hell yes. Now THAT'S a great sig line right there. Mind if I borrow it?

The_Noble_Cause wrote:

RossValoryRocks wrote:I think we should all sue this women for depriving us of our God given right to go down with a clear mind, and good thoughts....

Hell yes. Now THAT'S a great sig line right there. Mind if I borrow it?

Borrow away! I've been munching box all my adult life and I can tell you that us men shouldn't be faced with daunting task of getting that woman's umm...hygiene...issues out of our mind before we go down for a little tongue wagging! Class action here we come! And ladies...we are doing it for you!

RossValoryRocks wrote:

The_Noble_Cause wrote:

RossValoryRocks wrote:I think we should all sue this women for depriving us of our God given right to go down with a clear mind, and good thoughts....

Hell yes. Now THAT'S a great sig line right there. Mind if I borrow it?

Borrow away! I've been munching box all my adult life and I can tell you that us men shouldn't be faced with daunting task of getting that woman's umm...hygiene...issues out of our mind before we go down for a little tongue wagging! Class action here we come! And ladies...we are doing it for you!

These posts are making me extra happy I am not a guy or a lesbian

StevePerryHair wrote:

RossValoryRocks wrote:

The_Noble_Cause wrote:

RossValoryRocks wrote:I think we should all sue this women for depriving us of our God given right to go down with a clear mind, and good thoughts....

Hell yes. Now THAT'S a great sig line right there. Mind if I borrow it?

Borrow away! I've been munching box all my adult life and I can tell you that us men shouldn't be faced with daunting task of getting that woman's umm...hygiene...issues out of our mind before we go down for a little tongue wagging! Class action here we come! And ladies...we are doing it for you!

These posts are making me extra happy I am not a guy or a lesbian

As long as you are hygienic...its all good!

The_Noble_Cause wrote:

RossValoryRocks wrote:I think we should all sue this women for depriving us of our God given right to go down with a clear mind, and good thoughts....

Hell yes. Now THAT'S a great sig line right there. Mind if I borrow it?

Favor though? Please change "women" to "woman" in the sig.....can't lump all us women in there, cuz of one pushy stinky one.

Deb wrote:

The_Noble_Cause wrote:

RossValoryRocks wrote:I think we should all sue this women for depriving us of our God given right to go down with a clear mind, and good thoughts....

Hell yes. Now THAT'S a great sig line right there. Mind if I borrow it?

Favor though? Please change "women" to "woman" in the sig.....can't lump all us women in there, cuz of one pushy stinky one.

lol ...I don't think there's anything wrong w/being a little pushy ...but a gun, or was it a knife?!?!
That's kinda dangerous ...

JFB posted the best self~help website in the first thread for the other problem!!

Michigan Girl wrote:

Deb wrote:

The_Noble_Cause wrote:

RossValoryRocks wrote:I think we should all sue this women for depriving us of our God given right to go down with a clear mind, and good thoughts....

Hell yes. Now THAT'S a great sig line right there. Mind if I borrow it?

Favor though? Please change "women" to "woman" in the sig.....can't lump all us women in there, cuz of one pushy stinky one.

lol ...I don't think there's anything wrong w/being a little pushy ...but a gun, or was it a knife?!?!
That's kinda dangerous ...

:lol: yeah, there are much less violent ways to be pushy

StevePerryHair wrote:

Michigan Girl wrote:

Deb wrote:

The_Noble_Cause wrote:

RossValoryRocks wrote:I think we should all sue this women for depriving us of our God given right to go down with a clear mind, and good thoughts....

Hell yes. Now THAT'S a great sig line right there. Mind if I borrow it?

Favor though? Please change "women" to "woman" in the sig.....can't lump all us women in there, cuz of one pushy stinky one.

lol ...I don't think there's anything wrong w/being a little pushy ...but a gun, or was it a knife?!?!
That's kinda dangerous ...

:lol: yeah, there are much less violent ways to be pushy ;)

Ya, but if you keep yardin' on their hair all the time, they're going to go bald.

Deb wrote:

StevePerryHair wrote:

Michigan Girl wrote:

Deb wrote:

The_Noble_Cause wrote:

RossValoryRocks wrote:I think we should all sue this women for depriving us of our God given right to go down with a clear mind, and good thoughts....

Hell yes. Now THAT'S a great sig line right there. Mind if I borrow it?

Favor though? Please change "women" to "woman" in the sig.....can't lump all us women in there, cuz of one pushy stinky one.

lol ...I don't think there's anything wrong w/being a little pushy ...but a gun, or was it a knife?!?!
That's kinda dangerous ...

:lol: yeah, there are much less violent ways to be pushy ;)

Ya, but if you keep yardin' on their hair all the time, they're going to go bald.

Dammit!!! So THAT'S why my husband is going bald???? Someone should have warned me of this!!

StevePerryHair wrote:

Deb wrote:

StevePerryHair wrote:

Michigan Girl wrote:

Deb wrote:

The_Noble_Cause wrote:

RossValoryRocks wrote:I think we should all sue this women for depriving us of our God given right to go down with a clear mind, and good thoughts....

Hell yes. Now THAT'S a great sig line right there. Mind if I borrow it?

Favor though? Please change "women" to "woman" in the sig.....can't lump all us women in there, cuz of one pushy stinky one.

lol ...I don't think there's anything wrong w/being a little pushy ...but a gun, or was it a knife?!?!
That's kinda dangerous ...

:lol: yeah, there are much less violent ways to be pushy ;)

Ya, but if you keep yardin' on their hair all the time, they're going to go bald.

Dammit!!! So THAT'S why my husband is going bald???? Someone should have warned me of this!!

You guys think I am naturally bald and/or shave? Think again!