This is hilarious...

[Toph]

If you're a ardent Styx fan, you might need to have a thick skin, but this is actually hilarious if you relax and take it easy and take it for the parody it is.

http://donignacio.com/music/styxpage.html

[chickenbeef]

it's true. caught in the act kinda sucks. buy 21st century live, much better band

[LtVanish]

Pretty funny actually, I see he wants to be a Rock journalist, this must be his submission to Rolling Stone Mag, they will be impressed.

[yogi]

For a guy who really is not a Styx fan I thought some of his reviews were VERY accurate.

I think that Equinox is by far their best album. I would also rate Pieces Of Eight #2. He also liked Paradise Theatre and thought it was a very good album. I thought Edge Of The Century was a GREAT comeback and an all around EXCELLENT album.

He is correct on all of the above. He is also correct that Crystal Ball was weak and Equinox and The Grand Illusion were much stronger.

I completely disagree with his assessments of The Grand Illusion & Cornerstone.

But again, from a non Styx guy he is pretty dead on.