Not Styx related, but I'll post it anyway...especially since I can just cut/paste it:
As I posted to the Journey digest on July 3:
So, I go to a free outdoor concert at the local casino (Sarah Darling
performed, if anybody knows her). During the intermission they had
some karaoke contest winners perform. The first guy comes up and does
"America" by Neil Diamond and some kinda goofy actioneer song. The
second performer was a lady and she does "Black Velvet" and "I'm Still
Alive", or whatever the name of that disco song is...she did a good
job with it though.
The last guy gets up there and does "I Can't Hold Back" by Survivor.
During the song he does one of those OoooOOOoooh thingings. So, I
turn to the wife and say, "Betcha he does a Journey song next."
Sure thing, he says, "I'm going to slow it down a bit and do a Journey
song, 'Open Arms'." A very tough song but he did a great job with it.
Not that Augeri needs to watch his shoes or anything...the guy was
bald and was challenged in the nasal area...not really a good fit for
Journey.

Kinda funny though.[/img]