OT: The One Handed Mystery....

[Enigma869]

This is classic:

Blotter: Worker single-handedly offends officer
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Contributed by: YourHub.com on 8/7/2007


An off-duty police officer reported seeing a one-handed construction worker masturbating at a job site on the 4100 block of Youngfield Street at 1:56 p.m. July 9, police said. When police contacted the man at 2:42 p.m., he said it was "absurd" that someone accused him of masturbating, and he denied doing anything that could have resembled masturbation to passers-by, reports said. The worker's supervisor allegedly told police she didn't think the man could be masturbating because - having only one hand - he wouldn't be able to hold the stop sign and masturbate at the same time. The case was still open at the time of the report pending further investigation by police.

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John from Boston

[Rick]

Dude. You must be really bored.

[Rhiannon]

Well, if he held the pole (for the sign) between his chin and shoulder and balanced it, he could have used his other hand.

[epresley]

Uh, nope, got nothing. No comment.

[Enigma869]

Dude. You must be really bored.

You might be right, Rick That said, how can you not find his boss' comments, defending the guy, as anything but HILARIOUS


John from Boston

[Babyblue]

Uh, nope, got nothing. No comment.

[epresley]

Uh, nope, got nothing. No comment.

Well, no, I still got nothing.............

[Gin and Tonic Sky]

If this were a Def Lepard forum, Id kind of see how we could get on this topic - going from one handed drumming to one handed monkey spanking is a natural progression in thought

Think were scaping the bottom of the barrel now folks, we need Deano back! giving us links like the "dress up your own virtual underwear model and watch her twirl " site he came up with a month or two ago .

[epresley]

OMG! When did Deano lose one of his arms?????