Strange, Odd, Rude, Sexy or Funny (Adults Only)

by **yulog** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:18 am

What a great actor!!!

by ******** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:29 pm

A Bug

A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity
when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's thingy off.
Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The
little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the thingy
smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off.

Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck was
that?" Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at
such a young age, the father replied, "It....it was only a bug,
Honey."

The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment
said.... "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"

by **journeywoman** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 10:04 am

ONE UP DUDE!Good one KIMTERP

by **yulog** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 7:26 am

this thread needs an injection of b12-

or maybe some vitamin E

by ******** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 7:40 am

by **yulog** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 3:49 pm

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW........I cant take it anymore!!!!!!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i feel better now.

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:59 pm

crazy mug shot..

by **Blueskies** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 11:50 pm

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:crazy mug shot..

Remind you of someone from the 80's? :wink:

by **yulog** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:59 am

All violators will be "relieved" accordingly, statute 69.69

by **belhair1957** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:56 pm

TVL wrote:
LarryFromNextDoor wrote:crazy mug shot..

Remind you of someone from the 80's?

Yeah the 80`s or she just want to go sailing in a cheap way !!

by **yulog** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:49 am

Captain CAAAAAAAAAAAAVEMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **yulog** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:20 am

This is proof positive that no matter how sick a guy is he will still hump and no matter what a female is doing she has the ability to avoid vomit.

by **treetopovskaya** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:32 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZb8T5IAbqY

by **yulog** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 5:48 am

by **Moon Beam** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 5:59 am

yulog wrote:

This is proof positive that no matter how sick a guy is he will still hump and no matter what a female is doing she has the ability to avoid vomit.

God I hope that never happens to me. :lol:

by **Deb** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 11:57 am

How to get women to watch Hockey! :wink:

by **FormerJrnyFan** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 11:58 am

strungout wrote:How to get women to watch Hockey!

I'm tuning in :shock:

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 3:39 pm

break dancing 3 year old... funny..

http://www.ifilm.com/video/2781171/channel/viralvideo

by AR » Sat Mar 31, 2007 4:37 am

by **yulog** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:45 am

Okay which one of you ladies over did it last night?

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:27 pm

yul.. pull my finger..

http://www.neen.org/demo/rozendaal.swf

by **yulog** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 5:39 pm

by **Just Mindy** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 1:37 am

strungout wrote:How to get women to watch Hockey!

Ummm.....where are they hiding the puck? :shock:

by **Ms_M** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:53 am

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:yul.. pull my finger..

http://www.neen.org/demo/rozendaal.swf

Great one, Lar!!!

by **Deb** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:06 am

AR wrote:

Thanks Ed, finally, a pic of Yulog!

by **KCfla** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 11:04 am

yulog wrote: Okay which one of you ladies over did it last night?

Damn- And I thought it was a "camera free zone" :oops:

by **Blueskies** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:13 am

Monkey sit-ups! :lol:

http://www.stupidvideos.com/video//Monk ... est/?m=new

by **yulog** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:06 am

by **Salmacis99** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:58 am

This is bad...

Twin brothers, Tommy and Bobby, wake up on the morning of their birthday and rush downstairs to open their presents. Tommy unwrapped a shining, brand new bicycle, and Bobby unwrapped a new transistor radio.

Tommy said, "Hey Bobby, that's a pretty crappy gift! Look at my new bike!"
Bobby replied, "I like my radio just fine, thank you very much, " and went out to the front porch and sat down to listen to his radio.

Bobby raced to the street and furiously peddled away on his new bike. Hearing sirens around the corner, he wheeled over to find a house engulfed in flames and 4 firetrucks battling the blaze. "Wow, I've gotta tell Bobby about this!" Tommy exclaimed, and he raced back to the house.

"Bobby, Bobby! You know what's happened?"

"Yeah, yeah- there's a big fire around the corner....four trucks got called...heard it on my radio just now..."

A bit miffed, Tommy said, "Fine." And he raced back down the street, past the edge of town into the countryside- where he spotted a little piglet caught in a wire fence, squealing away. He looked around, saw no-one, and quickly set to satisfying himself with the hapless swine.

When he was done, dreamy-eyed and giddy, he got on his bike and raced back to the house to tell Bobby. He leapt off his bike, bounded up the steps and said, "Hey Bobby, you know what? I just lost my virginity!"

Bobby snorted and said, "Yeah right, in a pig's ass you did!"
Tommy yelled back, "You and that fucking radio!!!

MR

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