by Salmacis99 » Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:58 am
This is bad...
Twin brothers, Tommy and Bobby, wake up on the morning of their birthday and rush downstairs to open their presents. Tommy unwrapped a shining, brand new bicycle, and Bobby unwrapped a new transistor radio.
Tommy said, "Hey Bobby, that's a pretty crappy gift! Look at my new bike!"
Bobby replied, "I like my radio just fine, thank you very much, " and went out to the front porch and sat down to listen to his radio.
Bobby raced to the street and furiously peddled away on his new bike. Hearing sirens around the corner, he wheeled over to find a house engulfed in flames and 4 firetrucks battling the blaze. "Wow, I've gotta tell Bobby about this!" Tommy exclaimed, and he raced back to the house.
"Bobby, Bobby! You know what's happened?"
"Yeah, yeah- there's a big fire around the corner....four trucks got called...heard it on my radio just now..."
A bit miffed, Tommy said, "Fine." And he raced back down the street, past the edge of town into the countryside- where he spotted a little piglet caught in a wire fence, squealing away. He looked around, saw no-one, and quickly set to satisfying himself with the hapless swine.
When he was done, dreamy-eyed and giddy, he got on his bike and raced back to the house to tell Bobby. He leapt off his bike, bounded up the steps and said, "Hey Bobby, you know what? I just lost my virginity!"
Bobby snorted and said, "Yeah right, in a pig's ass you did!"
Tommy yelled back, "You and that fucking radio!!!
