o/t favorite line from a movie or tv show

[LordofDaRing]

Slapshot - "I'm trying to listen to the song"
Grumy old men - "My favorite island in Hawaii..comeoniwannalayya"
Animal House - "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life"
All in the Family - "Why don't you go home, close your eyes and dream
of the tragedy that is your life"
What's up doc - "Love means neve haveing to say you're sorry...that is
the dumbest thing I ever heard"
Jaws - Quints entire dialog about the USS Indianapolis (amazing)
Hard Days Night - "He's a nice old man...He's very clean"
Sienfeld - "But I don't want to be a pirate" plus about a hundred more
The Odd Couple (TV Show) - "Love has made me strong, Felix strength
has made him stronger"
The Andy Griffith Show - "Citizens arrest"
Planes, Tranes and Automobiles - "Thats not two pillows"
The three stooges - "Tell me sir, are you married or happy"
Blazing Saddles - "Don't shoot him, you will make him mad"
Halloween - "You can't kill the boogeyman"
Dirty Dozen - "You can foul up in combat, in which case I will personally
blow your brains out"
A few good men - "Did you order the code red"? "Your damn right I did"
The Beverly Hillbillies - "Yes mam, I graduated from the 5th grade"

[Zan]

When Harry Met Sally: "So you're saying a man CAN be friends with a woman he finds unattractive." "No, you pretty much want to nail them too."

"I'll have what she's having."

"I'll have the chef salad with the vinager and oil on the side and the apple pie ala mode...but I'd like the pie heated, and I want strawberry ice cream instead of vanilla, if not, then no ice cream, just whip cream, but only if it's real, if it's out of the can, then nothing."

"Not even the pie?"

"No, just the pie, but then not heated."

Spinal Tap: "These go to eleven."

"You can't really dust for vomit."

"I do not, for one, think that problem was that the choreography was off. I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf."

First Knight: "There is a certain kind of peace that can only be found on the other side of war."

Return of the Jedi: "...you are going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view."

Star Wars: "Negative, negative...Situation under control. We had a slight...weapons malfunction, but evertything's fine now. We're all fine here. How are you?"

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

Better off Dead: "Now that's a damn shame...Folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that."

Waiting for Guffman: "Do you know what you all are? You're bastard people! That's what you are!"

"Montezuma's Revenge is nothing more than good, old-fashioned, American diarrhea."

[SuiteMadameBlue]

Spinal Tap has a lot of great ones:

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

It's like, "How much more black could this be?", and the answer is none. None more black.

This is one of the funniest:

It's very pretty.

You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like.... I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of —

What do you call this?

Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump."

[swwskj]

All from Tombstone, all Doc Holliday all the time:

Doc to Jane "You sweet soft Hungarian Devil"

Doc to a poker player, opening scene "You know if I thought you weren't my friend, I just couldn't bear it."

Doc to Jane "I think the time has come for us to re examine the nature of our relationship"

Doc about Johnny Ringo "I don't know, there's something in his eyes reminds me of...me. Yep I'm sure of it...I hate him"

and after they speak in Latin

"You see dahlin', Mr. Ringo is an educated man, now I really hate him"

To pretty much anyone who challenged him: "I'm your Huckleberry"

Before dropping 4 Queens "Covah your ears dahlin' "

and after dropping them "there, now isn't that a daisy"

"Play for blood, that's just my game"

End scene against Johnny Ringo

Johnny: "Fight's not with you Holliday"
Doc: "I beg to differ sir, we started a game we didn't finish, play for blood"
Johnny: "I was only foolin' "
Doc: "I wasn't, say when"

After the gunfight

"I'm afraid he was a bit too highstrung. Oh I wasn't as sick as I led on"
then places badge on Johnny Ringos body "But I am afraid my hypocrisy only goes so far"

[Zan]

Bill & Ted: "You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!"

[swwskj]

Of course the first half of Full Metal Jacket is NOTHING but great lines.

"Private Pyle, your ass looks like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum"

Other good Bill n Teds

"All we are is dust in the wind dude"

"the only thing you two have learned is that Caeser was the salad dressing dude"

"Thanks Missy...I mean mom"

"Be excellent to each other...and party on dudes"

"Put them in the Iron Maiden, Iron Maiden...excellent. Execute them...Bogus"

"Genghis Khan totally ravaged 13th century China, and 1 hour ago totally ravaged Gormans department store."

"Your mom is cute, shut up Ted...Remember when I asked her to the prom...SHUT UP TED!"

[DarrenUK]

LAUREL AND HARDY......SONS OF THE DESERT

HARDY SENDS LAUREL TO GET HIM A DOCTOR

HARDY IS SAT AT HOME TOWEL ON HEAD FEET IN HOT WATER......SUFFERING

LAUREL TURNS UP TO LET HIM KNOW A DOC IS ON HIS WAY....
SUDDENLY THERE IS BARKING OUTSIDE......A SMALL TRUCK PULLS UP WITH DOGS IN THE BACK
HARDY GETS UP LOOKS OUT HIS WINDOW AND SAYS

WHY THE HELL DID YOU GO AND GET A VETERNARIAN

LAUREL REPLIES

I DIDNT THINK HIS RELIGION WOULD MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE

CLASSIC FROM THE KINGS OF COMEDY......

[Red13JoePa]

LordofDaRing, Quint's "Indianapolis Speech" is an all-timer. You know, Carl Gottlieb wrote the part. Spielberg rewrote Gottlieb thinking that scene should be a speech homaging the INd. Then Shaw rewrote both of those 2 and took it to the level it is now. His delivery is amazing.


How about this Quint beaute: "Gaming fish, eahy? Maahhhlin? Stingdddray? Bit throught this pianoh wire? Dunnya tell me my bizniss again."

[bugsymalone]

Hard Day’s Night – “Your grandfather. He stirred him up. Filled his head with notions seemingly”
“They’re dead grotty!”

Raiders of the Lost Ark – “Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?”

Young Frankenstein – “ 'Damn your eyes!' 'Too late!!' ”
“What hump.”

To Kill a Mockingbird – “Stand up. Stand up Miss Scout. Your father is passing” (Not sure if that is the exact quote, but close)

Casablanca – “We’ll always have Paris” “Round up the usual suspects” “You and me, kid”

Kilroy was Here – “I have an error light??”

Bugsy

[jimmy19029]

The Silent Partner: Christopher Plummer(throught the mail slot at Elliot Gould) "One night you're going to come home and I'm going to be on the inside....And that's the night you'll wish you'd never been born".

Gould(on phone to Plummer in same movie) "Yeah, it's me. Go fuck yourself".

Jerry Seinfeld: "Yeah, he's swimming laps. From the Queensboro Bridge to the Brooklyn Bridge".

[sadie65]

From Save The Tiger:

Harry Stoner: Everyone misses.

Margo: Not Professionals.

Harry Stoner: Oh yeah, professionals too. Quarterbacks get knocked down, nurses get knocked up, somebody invented the Edsel. Everybody misses.

[styxmike]

From "LIFE OF BRIAN"

"He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy................now FUCK OFF"

[amaron]

"I never felt like part of the band"

[ek88]

Pretty much every frigging thing Yoda says in the Star Wars movies!

Top Gun: "I'm not going to sit here and blow sunshine up your ass."
Top Gun: " I feel the need; the need for speed!"

[Leesa]

Relax... A hickie from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card, when you only care enough to send the very best!


What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. ~Cool Hand Luke~

My Lord, whatever I done, don't strike me blind for another couple of minutes. ~Cool Hand Luke~

[Moon Beam]

I have a hundred easy but right now only one comes to mind
"What The Problem Is?"
Martin Lawrence in National Security

[Moon Beam]

Relax... A hickie from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card, when you only care enough to send the very best!


What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. ~Cool Hand Luke~

My Lord, whatever I done, don't strike me blind for another couple of minutes. ~Cool Hand Luke~

Those right there are two of my faves as well
What a great movie that was.
I bet I forgot it on my movie list here.
Oh Man!(smacking my head)

[jimmy19029]

More Silent Partner:
Love the scene where Christopher Plummer walks out of the club after beating a hooker nearly to death. After the club owner warns him that he's gone "too far this time" and another person says they've called the police, Plummer puts on a slightly amused smile and says "Really". GOD, that just chills my blood everytime!

[jimmy19029]

Margin call gentlemen.

Don't be ridiculous. You know we haven't got 394 million dollars in cash!

[sadie65]

From WKRP in Cincinnati:

"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"!!!

-Arthur Carlson

[Monker]

"I never felt like part of the band"

Now THAT is funny!

[Monker]

Excalibur:
"Are you a dream, Merlin?" "A dream to some....AND A NIGHTMARE TO OTHERS!"

"Looking at the cake is like looking at the future. Until you've tasted it, what do you really know? Then, of course, it's too late."

Star Trek : First Contact
"Time line?!?!? This is no time to argue about time! We don't HAVE the time! ... what was I saying?""

"Weve made too many compromises already; too mny retreats. They invade our space and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And *I* will make them pay for what they've done. "

"You broke your little ships"

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
"'Lend me a hand', ha ha, very funny. Now how am I supposed to drive this thing? Stupid humans."

"He's got a towel! RUN!"

"Oh no, he's closed the gate from the inside, we'll have to go round."

"It is most gratifying that your enthusiasm for our planet continues unabated. As a token of our appreciation, we hope you will enjoy the two thermonuclear missiles we've just sent to converge with your craft. To ensure ongoing quality of service, your death may be monitored for training purposes. Thank you. "

"Oh mighty Arkleseizure, thou gazed from high above. And sneezed from out thy nostrils, a gift of bounteous love. The universe around us emerged from thy nose. Now we await with eager expectation, thy handkerchief, to bring us back to thee."

"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction, 'cause I don't. "

"Oh, yeah, apparently you can't be president with a whole brain. "

"The election is ancient history, Zaphod. If memory serves, you won, proving that good looks and charm win over brilliance and the ability to govern."

[bugsymalone]

From Star Trek IV, The Voyage Home:

"Everybody remember where we parked!"
"Captain! There be whales here!!"

From Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid:

(Not exact quotes, but appromiates the exchange between Butch and Sundance before they jump off a cliff into a river.)

B:"What??!!"
S:"I said I CAN'T SWIM!"
B:"Why you.....the FALL will probably kill ya!"

Bugsy

[Moon Beam]

From WKRP in Cincinnati:

"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"!!!

-Arthur Carlson

The best damn T.V show ever!

I also like the Sobriety test one where Venus and Johnny
are drinking on the air while a state trooper tests their alcohol
level...after way to many drinks "Ding" goes the bell and
Venus replies "They're off!"

[NealIsGod]

TAXI

Rev. Jim is taking his driving test, and trying to cheat.

Rev. Jim: (whispering) What does a yellow light mean?

Bobby: (whispering) Slow down!

Rev. Jim: WHAAAAAT.... DOOOOES... AAAAAAA.... YELLOOOOOOOOW... LIIIIIIGHT... MEEEAAAN?

Rev. Jim: (whispering) SLOW DOWN!!!

Bobby: (whispering) WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT...... DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES........ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.... YELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW... LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT... MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN?

[swwskj]

Neal,

In Taxi, Reverend Jim was passing out Christmas Party invitations...

Jim "Hey Bobby, is Bobby spelled with one 'o' or two?"

Bobby "Uh, that's one 'o' Jim"

Jim "Better luck next time Booby"

[sadie65]

From MASH:

I want foxholes there, there, there and there -- each one smartly dug. The kind of hole a man can throw himself into with pride. -- Frank

[NealIsGod]

Damn fine avatar, swwskj.

Taxi is one of my all time favorite shows. So is M*A*S*H. I remember Hawkeye is making out with some nurse...

Nurse: "Do all the nurses here fall in love with you?"
Hawkeye: "Only the ones with taste."
Nurse: "Do I have taste?"
Hawkeye: "I don't know, let me taste you."

[Moon Beam]

TAXI

Rev. Jim is taking his driving test, and trying to cheat.

Rev. Jim: (whispering) What does a yellow light mean?

Bobby: (whispering) Slow down!

Rev. Jim: WHAAAAAT.... DOOOOES... AAAAAAA.... YELLOOOOOOOOW... LIIIIIIGHT... MEEEAAAN?

Rev. Jim: (whispering) SLOW DOWN!!!

Bobby: (whispering) WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT...... DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES........ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.... YELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW... LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT... MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN?

That was a classic one NIG
I laugh every time I recollect it.
Thanks for the Smemories.

[DeeJaySTYX]

The Three Stooges

"For duty and Humanity".

Larry on Shemps soon to be wife, Nora

"I need another drink, I can still see her face.."
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Jaws

Quint before casting out to sea

"Here lies the body of Mary Lee,

Died at the age of 103

For 15 years she kept her virginity

not a bad record for this vicinity..."
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Three's Company

Ralph Furley to Jack Tripper

"You were in the navy??? That must have been some navy...What were you on, a fairy boat???