o/t favorite line from a movie or tv show

[gr8dane]

Mae West 'Is that a gun in your pocket,or are you just excited to see me?'

[swwskj]

Does anyone remember when Nick at Night had the year end classic TV countdown? I recall that Kasey Kasem's daughter was on with him once, and besides her being a totally smokin' piece, that was the year that the Reverand Jim and his "do you know what the yellow light means?" line won best line in a classic TV sitcom. It does get old after a while, but for the first time hearing it, it makes you cry laughing.

Thanks for the trip through the alcohol damaged long term memory.

[SuiteMadameBlue]

Hey DeeJay welcome back, how have you been???

Scott, I didn't know Casey Kasem's daughter was "smokin" - LOL

Scott wrote:

Doc about Johnny Ringo "I don't know, there's something in his eyes reminds me of...me. Yep I'm sure of it...I hate him"

This is my FAVORITE quote from Tombstone, I like to play this part over and over. Love that movie

[SuiteMadameBlue]

The movie "Airplane" probably has the most and best quotes of all the movies out there - LOL I had to copy and paste these - LOL There's so many, these are a few

Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?


Reporter: What kind of plane is it?
Johnny: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripes, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol.


Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines


Hanging Lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Hanging Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times



Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?


Elaine Dickinson: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

[DeeJaySTYX]

Hi, Suite... I'm doing good...How are you??

[Leesa]

Relax... A hickie from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card, when you only care enough to send the very best!~Grease~


What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. ~Cool Hand Luke~

My Lord, whatever I done, don't strike me blind for another couple of minutes. ~Cool Hand Luke~

Those right there are two of my faves as well
What a great movie that was.
I bet I forgot it on my movie list here.
Oh Man!(smacking my head)

Weren't those great lines In Cool Hand Luke...the 2nd being they watching a hot girl in a bikini sudsing up and washing a car lol, that line cracked me up

[yogi]

When Polly's in trouble I am not slow,
Its hip hip hip & away I go!!!!!

Pure classic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LordofDaRing]

Cheers - "NORM".."Whats going down mr peterson, My ass on that stool"
"How is it going Mr Peterson, I tell ya wood its a dog eat dog world, and I am wearing milk bone underwear"
When Carla's ex husband's new girlfriend (I think played by Casey Kasem's wife), hears they are going out to eat, she announces.."Oh good food, my favorite"

MASH - when a general gets mad at Hawkeye/Trapper at a press conference..."dammit this is a press conference, I didn't come here to answer questions"..later Henry asks Hawkeye..."Did you really say give me incubator or give me death"?

Goodbye Girl - "I don't like the panties hanging on the rod"

Stir Crazy - Richard Pryor to Gene Wilder..."You better get bad, you don't get bad you get F---ed"

Easy Money - Joe Pesci to Rodney Dangerfield after looking at the wedding cake - "Can I lick the bride"?, "Hey that's my daughter" ..the scene in the mall "Hey Nicky look at me, I'm browsing"

All in the Family - When Archie is dead according to a computer mistake, somebody on the phone tries to sell Edith a burial plot, Archie grabs the phone..."This is A. Bunker calling from the grave, wish you wus here"

Something about Mary - "You're walking around with a loaded weapon"

The Simpsons - "Mr Simpson, there is a two week waiting period to get your gun license, "But I'm mad now"

American Dad - "Hello Prime Minister Blair, guess what", "What", "Chicken Butt"

King of the Hill - "That boy ain't right", "Hello Hank's wife".

Goodfellows - Joe Pesci's speech about am I funny to you

Bachelor Party - "Oh boy a bachelor party with booze, drugs, girls and fire engines"

Animal House - "TOGA", "Wait till Otis sees us, he loved us"

[Monker]

From Red Dwarf:

BIG MEAT
There ain't no one more bad-ass *evil* in the whole of hell! What makes
you think you can diss me and live?

CAT
Cos things are changin' 'round here. From now on, marshmallow ass, you're my bitch!

BIG MEAT
Your what?

CAT
B - I - itch, 'bitch'! That's what you look like; that's what you are!
Understand?

BIG MEAT
Okay!

CAT
What?

BIG MEAT
Anyone who tough-talks me gotta be a no-loadin' pug! You want me to be
your bitch, that's *fine* by me! Sir!

CAT
You sure you don't want to just hit me a couple of times, test me out?

BIG MEAT
No, sir! I'm your bitch! From now on I'm your jiggly-wiggly, roll-over,
sweet-patooey, honey-bun missy! I just wan' make you happy!

CAT
Then hit me!

BIG MEAT
And hurt my baby's kisser? Nothin' doin'!

CAT
Damn!