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[Marabelle]

Susie P you are a great woman to go along with all of this! LOL!

[SusieP]

Susie P you are a great woman to go along with all of this! LOL!

Thanks for the compliment.
It's all in good fun, and let's face it, with all the shit that's happening in the world right now - we all need a good laugh.

[Rockindeano]

My home is clean, tidy, sweet smelling and slime free.
Avatar really isn't house trained. I wouldn't recommend that anyone else provide him with a room and breakfast.
Ewwwwww! I had to burn his bed linen.

Might want to recommend this to a certain journalist Down Under.

[*Laura]

Susie P you are a great woman to go along with all of this! LOL!

Thanks for the compliment.
It's all in good fun, and let's face it, with all the shit that's happening in the world right now - we all need a good laugh.

Susie,you've made me laugh with your comments just as much as Styxman did with his cards!
You should team up.

[SusieP]

Susie P you are a great woman to go along with all of this! LOL!

Thanks for the compliment.
It's all in good fun, and let's face it, with all the shit that's happening in the world right now - we all need a good laugh.

Susie,you've made me laugh with your comments just as much as Styxman did with his cards!
You should team up.

Happy to make you smile, Shania.
Hee hee hee, I'm sure styxman has plenty more comedy postcards for us as Avatar continues to wreak havoc and leave his trail of slime across Europe. No-one is safe!

I just hope he isn't travelling back to the States via Nottingham. I don't think I can cope!
There are definitely 'No Vacancies' at the SusieP guest house if he comes this way again.

Well, unless Steve Perry is with him.
Steve can stay in a guest room.
Avatar can be chained up outside. He will have to be hosed down first though. Ewwwwww!

[Rockindeano]

Avatar can be chained up outside. He will have to be hosed down first though. Ewwwwww!

Don't you ever talk about Avie like that. He isn't returning via Europe on his way to the States. He is headed east, and south.

Look at Mac.

[SusieP]

My home is clean, tidy, sweet smelling and slime free.
Avatar really isn't house trained. I wouldn't recommend that anyone else provide him with a room and breakfast.
Ewwwwww! I had to burn his bed linen.

Might want to recommend this to a certain journalist Down Under.

If Andrew makes him welcome, he'd better have several sets of bedlinen cleaned and ready.
And any ladies of his acquaintance should leave the vicinity, RIGHT NOW.
They will regret it if they don't.

A visit from Avatar and his entourage has dreadful consequences.
Yuk.

[SusieP]

Avatar can be chained up outside. He will have to be hosed down first though. Ewwwwww!

Don't you ever talk about Avie like that. He isn't returning via Europe on his way to the States. He is headed east, and south.

Look at Mac.

That's MR. Avie to you.

I find it hard to be respectful to someone, er, someTHING which leaves a trail of slime all over my home.
And his body odor! OMG!

[styxman]

My home is clean, tidy, sweet smelling and slime free.
Avatar really isn't house trained. I wouldn't recommend that anyone else provide him with a room and breakfast.
Ewwwwww! I had to burn his bed linen.

Might want to recommend this to a certain journalist Down Under.

If Andrew makes him welcome, he'd better have several sets of bedlinen cleaned and ready.
And any ladies of his acquaintance should leave the vicinity, RIGHT NOW.
They will regret it if they don't.

A visit from Avatar and his entourage has dreadful consequences.
Yuk.

Dreadful future consequences I know we can't say anything, Deano and Susie know but the consequences are pretty grim

[styxman]

My home is clean, tidy, sweet smelling and slime free.
Avatar really isn't house trained. I wouldn't recommend that anyone else provide him with a room and breakfast.
Ewwwwww! I had to burn his bed linen.

Might want to recommend this to a certain journalist Down Under.

This is going to be dynamite...he's got to come in on this one Deano

[SusieP]

Hya styxman,
A few people on another thread have said they don't 'get' Avatar and his story. That they have been lost since day one.
You are the best person to explain so they can get in on the joke.

I guess its the cones, and the plugs and stuff.

[styxman]

Susie P you are a great woman to go along with all of this! LOL!

Thanks for the compliment.
It's all in good fun, and let's face it, with all the shit that's happening in the world right now - we all need a good laugh.

Susie,you've made me laugh with your comments just as much as Styxman did with his cards!
You should team up.

I don't think Susie has a choice now, she's gonna be a major part of the story..enough said

Faith........keep this Avatar for a while S, it's pure beauty, better than that I think you're a BTer Butterfly one Unless you can find one with her more scantily clad

[styxman]

Hya styxman,
A few people on another thread have said they don't 'get' Avatar and his story. That they have been lost since day one.
You are the best person to explain so they can get in on the joke.

I guess its the cones, and the plugs and stuff.

What thread?

[SusieP]

Hya styxman,
A few people on another thread have said they don't 'get' Avatar and his story. That they have been lost since day one.
You are the best person to explain so they can get in on the joke.

I guess its the cones, and the plugs and stuff.

What thread?

Australia - third world state.
Ive done my best , but it needs you - the creator to explain properly.

[styxman]

Hya styxman,
A few people on another thread have said they don't 'get' Avatar and his story. That they have been lost since day one.
You are the best person to explain so they can get in on the joke.

I guess its the cones, and the plugs and stuff.

What thread?

Australia - third world state.
Ive done my best , but it needs you - the creator to explain properly.

No need to go, you've covered it to perfection

[Shadowsong]

Well, I heard
While D'avatar was on Holiday in Hollywood
He ran into none other than the Great Steve Perry at the Star
They took in a baseball game



Steve said, "Hey man, don't get me wrong
but you really ought to take care of yourself better
With a lil work you could really be a star"

D'Avatar was enrolled in the Beverly Hills Center Finishing School
where he had a crash course
including cone relay races...

Now he's learned hygiene
Picked up a toothbrush and used it
Even heard he's splashed the scent of brut
over his loofahed undulating peaks and valleys.
Working out at the gym
eating right
He;s a whole new Avatar....



I slime you not....

[styxman]

Well, I heard
While D'avatar was on Holiday in Hollywood
He ran into none other than the Great Steve Perry at the Star
They took in a baseball game

Steve said, "Hey man, don't get me wrong
but you really ought to take care of yourself better
With a lil work you could really be a star"

D'Avatar was enrolled in the Beverly Hills Center Finishing School
where he had a crash course
including cone relay races...

Now he's learned hygiene
Picked up a toothbrush and used it
Even heard he's splashed the scent of brut
over his loofahed peaks and valleys.
Working out at the gym
eating right
He;s a whole new Avatar....

I slime you not....

I admire you Shadow, all that and not one single swear word. Avatar in a Beverly Hills Finishing School with all those ugly people, no way, I tell you, no way

[SusieP]

Well, I heard
While D'avatar was on Holiday in Hollywood
He ran into none other than the Great Steve Perry at the Star
They took in a baseball game

Steve said, "Hey man, don't get me wrong
but you really ought to take care of yourself better
With a lil work you could really be a star"

D'Avatar was enrolled in the Beverly Hills Center Finishing School
where he had a crash course
including cone relay races...

Now he's learned hygiene
Picked up a toothbrush and used it
Even heard he's splashed the scent of brut
over his loofahed peaks and valleys.
Working out at the gym
eating right
He;s a whole new Avatar....

I slime you not....

If only Avatar had learned all that BEFORE he came to stay with me.

[Shadowsong]

Well, I heard
While D'avatar was on Holiday in Hollywood
He ran into none other than the Great Steve Perry at the Star
They took in a baseball game

Steve said, "Hey man, don't get me wrong
but you really ought to take care of yourself better
With a lil work you could really be a star"

D'Avatar was enrolled in the Beverly Hills Center Finishing School
where he had a crash course
including cone relay races...

Now he's learned hygiene
Picked up a toothbrush and used it
Even heard he's splashed the scent of brut
over his loofahed peaks and valleys.
Working out at the gym
eating right
He;s a whole new Avatar....

I slime you not....

I admire you Shadow, all that and not one single swear word. Avatar in a Beverly Hills Finishing School with all those ugly people, no way, I tell you, no way

PS: D'Avatar really worled hard
He's even housetrained now,
Avi will tell you
That was the hardest part
getting his ass up on a commode
We won;t go into the time he got stuck in the stall...
They don;t build them for the girth of the great Avatar...
So he has to make sure to use the handicapped ones
so that they don;t have to use the jaws of life to get him out....



Yes, Suzy...It;s not easy to be the Avatar....

[Wheels Of Fyre]

He's Back

My rant:

I can appreciate humor but I can't tolerate the cavalier use of "retarded." There is nothing funny about mental retardation. Calling others "retarded" in an attempt at humor is degrading to humanity in so many ways.

[Shadowsong]

Well, I heard
While D'avatar was on Holiday in Hollywood
He ran into none other than the Great Steve Perry at the Star
They took in a baseball game



Steve said, "Hey man, don't get me wrong
but you really ought to take care of yourself better
With a lil work you could really be a star"

D'Avatar was enrolled in the Beverly Hills Center Finishing School
where he had a crash course
including cone relay races...

Now he's learned hygiene
Picked up a toothbrush and used it
Even heard he's splashed the scent of brut
over his loofahed undulating peaks and valleys.
Working out at the gym
eating right
He;s a whole new Avatar....



I slime you not....

It has been rumored
Extreme Makeover has contacted Avie to take part in there show

Please Avie, say it ain't so
We love you just lthe way you are...

[styxman]

He's Back

My rant:

I can appreciate humor but I can't tolerate the cavalier use of "retarded." There is nothing funny about mental retardation. Calling others "retarded" in an attempt at humor is degrading to humanity in so many ways.

I've done with BT now, so the word has no further use

[Lula]

Yikes Styxman!!

[NealIsGod]

We are not P.C. here.

[*Laura]

We are not P.C. here.

Live life like there's no tommorow!

NIG,you are the Pic King!

[Wheels Of Fyre]

He's Back

My rant:

I can appreciate humor but I can't tolerate the cavalier use of "retarded." There is nothing funny about mental retardation. Calling others "retarded" in an attempt at humor is degrading to humanity in so many ways.

I've done with BT now, so the word has no further use

It's got nothing to do with BT or being "pc." It's about respecting human beings that haven't been blessed with the faculties you've been given.

If you don't understand that then maybe you haven't the faculties I've given you credit for.

[Lula]

We are not P.C. here.

Just one of the reasons I like it here!

[styxman]

We are not P.C. here.

Live life like there's no tommorow!

NIG,you are the Pic King!

Trouble is Shania, the retarded haven't a clue if it's today, yesterday or tomorrow NIG, that fella's eating Joe Elliot's burger

[conversationpc]

We are not P.C. here.

Holy crap, Batman!

[NealIsGod]

Now we know what happened to TNC's avatar.