Brag about your spouse/significant other here!

[chickpea]

my better half is actually a real, yes I said REAL NATURAL Brunette. I can't tell you how i know she's naturally... anyway. you figure it out.

I'm a labor and delivery nurse-I've got it figured out!!!!!

I figured as much with your screen name. I'm a postpartum nurse.

[Enigma869]

my better half is actually a real, yes I said REAL NATURAL Brunette. I can't tell you how i know she's naturally... anyway. you figure it out.

I'm a labor and delivery nurse-I've got it figured out!!!!!

I figured as much with your screen name. I'm a postpartum nurse.

All I can say is THANK GOD FOR NURSES! My wife just gave birth to our first child, and ALL of the nurses were AMAZING people. The doctors get all the glory and all the money (and incidentally, my father in law is a surgeon, and I tell him this ALL the time!), but the nurses do all the work and make it all happen. What would we ever do without nurses! Some of them are even easy on the eyes

John from Boston

[Natalie]

my better half is actually a real, yes I said REAL NATURAL Brunette. I can't tell you how i know she's naturally... anyway. you figure it out.

I'm a labor and delivery nurse-I've got it figured out!!!!!

I figured as much with your screen name. I'm a postpartum nurse.

All I can say is THANK GOD FOR NURSES! My wife just gave birth to our first child, and ALL of the nurses were AMAZING people. The doctors get all the glory and all the money (and incidentally, my father in law is a surgeon, and I tell him this ALL the time!), but the nurses do all the work and make it all happen. What would we ever do without nurses! Some of them are even easy on the eyes

John from Boston

Thank you John for the kind words. It's comments like this that make my job worthwhile. There is nothing better than helping a mom give birth, whether it's her first or her tenth. After nearly ten years, I still get a little choked up at nearly every delivery that I help with.

To be fair to the doctors, nurses do a lot of the standard and routine care but if there are problems we are sure glad that we have the expertise of the doctors there and that's what you pay for when you pay the doctors.

[chickpea]

my better half is actually a real, yes I said REAL NATURAL Brunette. I can't tell you how i know she's naturally... anyway. you figure it out.

I'm a labor and delivery nurse-I've got it figured out!!!!!

I figured as much with your screen name. I'm a postpartum nurse.

All I can say is THANK GOD FOR NURSES! My wife just gave birth to our first child, and ALL of the nurses were AMAZING people. The doctors get all the glory and all the money (and incidentally, my father in law is a surgeon, and I tell him this ALL the time!), but the nurses do all the work and make it all happen. What would we ever do without nurses! Some of them are even easy on the eyes

John from Boston

Thank you John for the kind words. It's comments like this that make my job worthwhile. There is nothing better than helping a mom give birth, whether it's her first or her tenth. After nearly ten years, I still get a little choked up at nearly every delivery that I help with.

To be fair to the doctors, nurses do a lot of the standard and routine care but if there are problems we are sure glad that we have the expertise of the doctors there and that's what you pay for when you pay the doctors.

I agree. The nurses do the dirty work but when comes down to it, it's nice to know that there's someone else making the *hard* decisions for us. Although when you've done a certain type of nursing as long as we have it starts to get to the point where we are telling the doctors what they need to order for the patients. Plus there are days when I figure I could do a circumcision as well as the doc. LOL

[Melissa]

Chiming in as another nurse, definately would rather NOT be the one making the big decisions the MD's do, lol.

Had to laugh about the circ comment Chickpea, lol. Can't say how many babies I've strapped down for circs in the last 13 years, but I'd rather it stay that way & NOT be doing the circ! ICK!!! lol

[Natalie]

Yeah, we all have those MD/DO's that have to have their hand held for everything, but then there are other that are just dynamite. I work with some of both. And I know that I could do a circ better than lots of our docs and I know that I could manage a shoulder dystocia better than a few of the docs but I usually just have to talk them through it!

[rdekker]

I know my wife has the best husband anyone could wish for

[Natalie]

I know my wife has the best husband anyone could wish for

I'm sure she does...and he's humble too I can see...

[chickpea]

Chiming in as another nurse, definately would rather NOT be the one making the big decisions the MD's do, lol.

Had to laugh about the circ comment Chickpea, lol. Can't say how many babies I've strapped down for circs in the last 13 years, but I'd rather it stay that way & NOT be doing the circ! ICK!!! lol

LOL!

[chickpea]

I guess I could actually say something about my husband. After 24 years, I can't imagine being with anyone else. He still makes my heart pitty-pat.

[Angiekay]

Anybody have a single brother/cousin/nephew in the 30-40 year old range, who is funny, nice, sweet, romantic, LOYAL, HONEST and hasn't done prison time?


(I'm not asking for too much, am I?)

[The_Noble_Cause]

OK, I have decided that I have the best husband ever so I decided to start a thread to prove it.

On a melodic rock website, on a forum about the rock band, Journey
I see u spare no expense in showing ur love for ur man.
Hopefully, come Valentine's day he'll return the favor and give u a bouquet of cow chips.

Last night (actually this morning at 1:00) when I got home he was awake and waiting for me, and had a bubble bath waiting for me. He had turned on my electric blanket so my bed was nice and warm (it's cold here!). When I got out of the tub he brought me a warm towel and my jammies and tucked me in.

And I fell asleep on the La-Z-boy with porn on and my cum spigot still clenched in my fist.
Did I start a thread about it?
Fuck no!

I woke up at about 8:00 am for a while then fell asleep and didn't wake up again until 3:30 pm. When I told him sorry for sleeping so late he just responded "it's OK, you needed it."
What a man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boy, that officially does it.
This forum has gone to the dogs.

[The_Noble_Cause]

(I'm not asking for too much, am I?)

Bearing in mind that u have the body type of Grimace from McDonalds; yes, u truly are.

[Deb]

And I fell asleep on the La-Z-boy with porn on and my cum spigot still clenched in my fist.
Did I start a thread about it?
Fuck no!

LMAO, another one for the books.

[Angiekay]

Bearing in mind that u have the body type of Grimace from McDonalds; yes, u truly are.

And I fell asleep on the La-Z-boy with porn on and my cum spigot still clenched in my fist.

And yet, here you tell everyone about the nights you spend thinking about me...I'm so flattered.....

[conversationpc]

And I fell asleep on the La-Z-boy with porn on and my cum spigot still clenched in my fist.
Did I start a thread about it?
Fuck no!

LMAO, another one for the books.

[Red13JoePa]

Yep.
Transcription being laminated and prepped for shipping to Cooperstown.

[Chevypv]

Well, My ex-significant other had these perfect porn-star natural D cup tits, but thats about all the good I can say about her....Well, and she would have fit will into that skrapp mettle song.....

[NealIsGod]

Well, My ex-significant other had these perfect porn-star natural D cup tits, but thats about all the good I can say about her....Well, and she would have fit will into that skrapp mettle song.....

What more do you need?

[Chevypv]

Well, My ex-significant other had these perfect porn-star natural D cup tits, but thats about all the good I can say about her....Well, and she would have fit will into that skrapp mettle song.....

What more do you need?

Good point...maybe I should call her up again

[The_Noble_Cause]

And I fell asleep on the La-Z-boy with porn on and my cum spigot still clenched in my fist.

And yet, here you tell everyone about the nights you spend thinking about me...

Back for more are yah?
Kinda like you and a tin of Crisco, it seems u simply can’t help coming back for seconds.

In case you were wondering, there is no possible way I was thinking of you.
I returned "Scrubs with Nubs: The Worst of Sioux Falls Trannies" back to the video store ages ago.

Now go walk to the fridge and implode every seismograph within a 300 mile radius.

Sooooeeeey!
Sooooeeeey!
Sooooeeeey!

[Angiekay]

Oh, really? Is that why YOU respond to all my posts? It's so cute how you obsess over me. Your life just isn't complete without contact with me. Now you let everyone see it. How sweet! You're not fooling anyone with all those "BT Girls Gone Wild" DVDS you have.

*kiss*

[treetopovskaya]

i notice that some of the "men" here have such a lack of respect for the women here... or women in general. i doubt they would say such things in real life... face to face. little boys hiding behind the internet... wimpy fucktards. i hope these guys don't have daughters... geez maybe they shouldn't breed at all. woof.

[conversationpc]

i notice that some of the "men" here have such a lack of respect for the women here... or women in general. i doubt they would say such things in real life... face to face. little boys hiding behind the internet... wimpy fucktards. i hope these guys don't have daughters... geez maybe they shouldn't breed at all. woof.

I don't condone disrespect towards women but take a look at the way men, especially husbands, are portrayed on television and tell me that men aren't disrespected in general. "Everybody Loves Raymond" is a classic example.

[chickpea]

i notice that some of the "men" here have such a lack of respect for the women here... or women in general. i doubt they would say such things in real life... face to face. little boys hiding behind the internet... wimpy fucktards. i hope these guys don't have daughters... geez maybe they shouldn't breed at all. woof.

I don't condone disrespect towards women but take a look at the way men, especially husbands, are portrayed on television and tell me that men aren't disrespected in general. "Everybody Loves Raymond" is a classic example.

Unfortunately disrespect goes both ways.

[Natalie]

Enough with the disrespect, everyone be nice!!!

[treetopovskaya]

i notice that some of the "men" here have such a lack of respect for the women here... or women in general. i doubt they would say such things in real life... face to face. little boys hiding behind the internet... wimpy fucktards. i hope these guys don't have daughters... geez maybe they shouldn't breed at all. woof.

I don't condone disrespect towards women but take a look at the way men, especially husbands, are portrayed on television and tell me that men aren't disrespected in general. "Everybody Loves Raymond" is a classic example.

i hope people aren't getting whatever morals they might have from watching tv! };C))

[conversationpc]

i notice that some of the "men" here have such a lack of respect for the women here... or women in general. i doubt they would say such things in real life... face to face. little boys hiding behind the internet... wimpy fucktards. i hope these guys don't have daughters... geez maybe they shouldn't breed at all. woof.

I don't condone disrespect towards women but take a look at the way men, especially husbands, are portrayed on television and tell me that men aren't disrespected in general. "Everybody Loves Raymond" is a classic example.

i hope people aren't getting whatever morals they might have from watching tv! };C))

I don't think people are getting the morals from TV, in this case. I think it's more like the shows that portray men in this way are getting their morals from people in general.

[treetopovskaya]

i notice that some of the "men" here have such a lack of respect for the women here... or women in general. i doubt they would say such things in real life... face to face. little boys hiding behind the internet... wimpy fucktards. i hope these guys don't have daughters... geez maybe they shouldn't breed at all. woof.

I don't condone disrespect towards women but take a look at the way men, especially husbands, are portrayed on television and tell me that men aren't disrespected in general. "Everybody Loves Raymond" is a classic example.

i hope people aren't getting whatever morals they might have from watching tv! };C))

I don't think people are getting the morals from TV, in this case. I think it's more like the shows that portray men in this way are getting their morals from people in general.

but it's tv... it's not real. what is said here is real. why some feel the need to purposely try to hurt someones feelings is beyond me. it's nice to know that people are fighting & dying so we are free to be total assholes... treat eachother like sheeit. }:C)

is this where you wanna be when jesus comes back? heh. };C))

[Moon Beam]

Being as Hubby is off work today and
I am off duty till dinner needs to be prepared
I was wondering how long you all have been with
your spouses/engaged before you chained
yourself to your significant other for life?

I lived with hubby for just over a year before
we got hitched.
He proposed in the pouring rain at the
southern most tip of the Canada (look it up )
and we were married three and a half weeks later.
I'll be 15 years in April.