Here We Go The NBA Playoffs Are Here

[*Laura]

sings these classic songs with a lisp

LOL,Carlitto!Try to say that fast 3 times in a row!

[Behshad]

Hockey is a special game, played by special athletes. Could you imagine Kobe, Iverson, Carmelo, Shaq or Jeff Scott Soto playing hockey? They would all be crying fo penalties or on the disabled list. You actually have to work hard in hockey. Shaq wouldn't be fat, I can tell you that.

Totally agree, Dean!!!

I've heard you got some hoop-skills, Jeff, but Hockey is where it's at

That's right. I agree with both of you . Seems like we need to guide our Jeffy towards the right direction......

But we have to be careful...
All the "Real" Journey fans have let it be known that Jeff doesn't 'dress properly' for this band
Imagine what he'd hear from them if he was also missing a few teeth
God forbid he sings these classic songs with a lisp and further destroys the sacred "legacy"

[Rockindeano]

Hockey is a foul mutation of soccer. Both are shit sports. Hockey loosely based it's rules around soccer. There's the goal, offside and the general concept of the game. Both are boring. Hockey is EASILY the sport that has the worst athletes in general. Look at Gretzky...he's the greatest the sport has ever seen and couldn't play ANY other sport. You look at guys like Bo Jackson and Deion Sanders and see true athletes that can crossover and play other sports. I don't see any guys in hockey who even LOOK capable of playing other sports. Tom Glavine was the closest and he's a pitcher. Hockey is a combination of soccer and speed skating....both of which are stupid sports. And don't even bother with the "tough guy" shit. If I wanted to see a good fight I'd watch boxing. Hockey knows its product is mediocre and it needs fighting to draw the interest of a certain lot of fans. Hockey sucks and its colossal failure on network television reflects that. People don't even want to watch that garbage for free. Myself included.

You just proved how fucking stupid you really are.

Ever watch the Wide World od Sports programs, where athletes for all 4 major sports all compete? Hockey guys are easily the most versaitle. You have no idea of which you speak. Just because you can't skate, can't shoot, or can't hit and fight doesn't mean it's a shit sport. It actually takes a bit of talent to get out on the ice and play. Anybosy can go shoot a basketball. Anybody can go play football.

You don't want this argument retard. So shut up and go fuck yourself.

[Rockindeano]

Yea, you're right...you're always right!

Got that right bitch. Name a time where I have been wrong. Suck me Soto

[Liam]

I just figured out that Deano loves hockey and hates soccer. j/k

[Rockindeano]

I just figured out that Deano loves hockey and hates soccer. j/k

St Joan is a dumb bitch. He thinks he can battle me in an hockey/sports argument? LOL, hardly.

Hockey offsides are nothing like soccers.' First off, soccer isn't even a sport. It's a bunch of third worlders, or smelly drunk Euros running, or jogging around a two acre lot of grass. There is no sense of urgency, no, none at all. Hell, it's not unusual to see 0-0 scores, but this gay ass activity sometimes has zero shots on goal..Zero! A pass! A pass back! Look! That guy is injured! LOL, guys go down like they're shot, and spring back up in a minute later after the gay yellow or red card comes out. The referee is real fair too. Check this clowns' act? He runs around in a black alter boys uniform, with high black knee socks and of course, a cheesy gay porn mustache. He "keeps" time in his head. What? Yeah, soccer is so cool, they don't use a scoreboard, with a timer on it. I can understand why the need for no scoreboard, because you can keep score with a simple flag, as there is no scoring, but a timer would work well. So, Mr Referee in black Damien gear, trots around, playing yellow and red flash cards with fellow 3rd worlders and drunken smelly Euros. If said Euro or 3rd worlder gets "hurt" ( ), he keeps "injury time" in his head. You have got to be fucking kidding me? So, if Alter boy has 100 pesos on Chile to beat Germany, and Chile is behind or tied, most likely at 0-0, he can simply "extend the injury time" in hopes of Chile scoring and the place rioting.

Saint Joan is so far off about hockey and soccer parallels, that there isn't a single parallel in the two sports. Hockey players are the toughest athletes in sport. Don't give me football players are more tougher either. Hockey players play with more passion, and determination, and ultimately a much larger love of the sport and the greatest trophy in sports, than football players. It's all about winning in hockey. You don't see personal celebrations after a goal by Sidney Crosby, like you do with Keyshawn, or Chad, or TO. It's a team game where everyone bleeds for each other. Hockey players will get stitched up, on the bench, taking anywhere from 2-20 stitches, without a local anasthetic, so as to not miss their next shift, while other players in other sports will miss days and weeks with more minor injuries. In a nutshell, in hockey, you play hurt.

So, ST Joan, instead of bashing the sport, because you can't play it, simply say nothing. You have irked the Hell out of me, and now it's on.

[Liam]

I just figured out that Deano loves hockey and hates soccer. j/k

St Joan is a dumb bitch. He thinks he can battle me in an hockey/sports argument? LOL, hardly.

Hockey offsides are nothing like soccers.' First off, soccer isn't even a sport. It's a bunch of third worlders, or smelly drunk Euros running, or jogging around a two acre lot of grass. There is no sense of urgency, no, none at all. Hell, it's not unusual to see 0-0 scores, but this gay ass activity sometimes has zero shots on goal..Zero! A pass! A pass back! Look! That guy is injured! LOL, guys go down like they're shot, and spring back up in a minute later after the gay yellow or red card comes out. The referree is real fair too. Check this clowns' act? He runs around in a black alter boys uniform, with high black knee socks and of course, a cheesy gay porn mustache. He "keeps" time in his head. What? Yeah, soccer is so cool, they don't use a scoreboard, with a timer on it. I can understand why the need for no scoreboard, because you can keep score with a simple flag, as there is no scoring, but a timer would work well. So, Mr Referree in black Damien gear, trots around, playing yellow and red flash cards with fellow 3rd worlders and drunken smelly Euros. If said Euro or 3rd worlder gets "hurt" ( ), he keeps "injury time" in his head. You have got to be fucking kidding me? So, if Alter boy has 100 pesos on Chile to beat Germany, and Chile is behind or tied, most likely at 0-0, he can simply "extend the injury time" in hopes of Chile scoring and the place rioting.

Saint Joan is so far off about hockey and soccer parallels, that there isn't a single parallel in the two sports. Hockey players are the toughest athletes in sport. Don't give me football players are more tougher either. Hockey players play with more passion, and determination, and ultimately a much larger love of the sport and the greatest trophy in sports, than football players. It's all about winning in hockey. You don't see personal celebrations after a goal by Sidney Crosby, like you do with Keyshawn, or Chad, or TO. It's a team game where everyone bleeds for each other. Hockey players will get stitched up, on the bench, taking anywhere from 2-20 stitches, without a local anasthetic, so as to not miss their next shift, while other players in other sports will miss days and weeks with more minor injuries. In a nutshell, in hockey, you play hurt.

So, ST Joan, instead of bashing the sport, because you can't play it, simply say nothing. You have irked the Hell out of me, and now it's on.

WOW. That rant kinda echoed your "I FUCKING hate soccer" (Or whatever it was titled) thread in the sports forum about a year ago.
I was a soccer player up until freshman year of highschool when some fucker sweeper came and stepped on my foot when I was making a sliding goal. (only point of the game.hehe) Broke my ankle, out for the season, gave up on it because it started to make me really bored. I was an awesome forward but I just wasn't "feelin' it" anymore. So I can actually agree with you when, well, I THINK in a nutsheel you were saying soccer is boring. I also agree that hockey players have got to be the toughest athletes out there. Football players are too busy being on the DL to be that tough.

[Rick]

I'm glad the world cup is so infrequent. They watched that at work for what seemed to be 6 months. I wanted to cut my wrists. I'd rather watch a fucking cooking show.

[Rockindeano]

I'm glad the world cup is so infrequent. They watched that at work for what seemed to be 6 months. I wanted to cut my wrists. I'd rather watch a fucking cooking show.

Shit yeah. Watchin Rachel Ray, as her short skirt rides up over her hips, and I walk in and ram it in her

That would be a good TV cooking show.

[Saint John]

I just figured out that Deano loves hockey and hates soccer. j/k

St Joan is a dumb bitch. He thinks he can battle me in an hockey/sports argument? LOL, hardly.

Hockey offsides are nothing like soccers.' First off, soccer isn't even a sport. It's a bunch of third worlders, or smelly drunk Euros running, or jogging around a two acre lot of grass. There is no sense of urgency, no, none at all. Hell, it's not unusual to see 0-0 scores, but this gay ass activity sometimes has zero shots on goal..Zero! A pass! A pass back! Look! That guy is injured! LOL, guys go down like they're shot, and spring back up in a minute later after the gay yellow or red card comes out. The referree is real fair too. Check this clowns' act? He runs around in a black alter boys uniform, with high black knee socks and of course, a cheesy gay porn mustache. He "keeps" time in his head. What? Yeah, soccer is so cool, they don't use a scoreboard, with a timer on it. I can understand why the need for no scoreboard, because you can keep score with a simple flag, as there is no scoring, but a timer would work well. So, Mr Referree in black Damien gear, trots around, playing yellow and red flash cards with fellow 3rd worlders and drunken smelly Euros. If said Euro or 3rd worlder gets "hurt" ( ), he keeps "injury time" in his head. You have got to be fucking kidding me? So, if Alter boy has 100 pesos on Chile to beat Germany, and Chile is behind or tied, most likely at 0-0, he can simply "extend the injury time" in hopes of Chile scoring and the place rioting.

Saint Joan is so far off about hockey and soccer parallels, that there isn't a single parallel in the two sports. Hockey players are the toughest athletes in sport. Don't give me football players are more tougher either. Hockey players play with more passion, and determination, and ultimately a much larger love of the sport and the greatest trophy in sports, than football players. It's all about winning in hockey. You don't see personal celebrations after a goal by Sidney Crosby, like you do with Keyshawn, or Chad, or TO. It's a team game where everyone bleeds for each other. Hockey players will get stitched up, on the bench, taking anywhere from 2-20 stitches, without a local anasthetic, so as to not miss their next shift, while other players in other sports will miss days and weeks with more minor injuries. In a nutshell, in hockey, you play hurt.

So, ST Joan, instead of bashing the sport, because you can't play it, simply say nothing. You have irked the Hell out of me, and now it's on.

First off, your spelling is terrible. Secondly, I've never seen a hockey player NOT celebrate after a goal. Lastly, hockey is a gay Canadian sport for alienated nerdy white kids. No one gives a shit about this sport anywhere where it's warm in the world. Playing sports indoors on frozen water is a fuckin' ridiculous notion that only someone from Canada could think of.

PS And why is it that the "tough guys" in the NHL are never really any good? Can't you be tough AND good? That would probably be asking too much out of these "athletes." Hockey is about as much a sport as Roller Derby. No fuckin' man with ANY pride puts on ice skates and thinks he's an athlete. Fuckin' fags.

[Rockindeano]

My spelling is terrible? Dude, I can write circles around you, easily.

It's not just a Canadian sport dumbass. It's global. Nevermind, I am not wasting time destroying you tonight.

[Saint John]

My spelling is terrible? Dude, I can write circles around you, easily.

It's not just a Canadian sport dumbass. It's global. Nevermind, I am not wasting time destroying you tonight.

I'm going to watch Monday Night Raw now anyway. See ya in a bit!

[Rockindeano]

My spelling is terrible? Dude, I can write circles around you, easily.

It's not just a Canadian sport dumbass. It's global. Nevermind, I am not wasting time destroying you tonight.

I'm going to watch Monday Night Raw now anyway. See ya in a bit!

Again, proving your intelligence. Monday Night Raw? Ok.

[Deb]

First off, your spelling is terrible. Secondly, I've never seen a hockey player NOT celebrate after a goal. Lastly, hockey is a gay Canadian sport for alienated nerdy white kids. No one gives a shit about this sport anywhere where it's warm in the world. Playing sports indoors on frozen water is a fuckin' ridiculous notion that only someone from Canada could think of.

PS And why is it that the "tough guys" in the NHL are never really any good? Can't you be tough AND good? That would probably be asking too much out of these "athletes." Hockey is about as much a sport as Roller Derby. No fuckin' man with ANY pride puts on ice skates and thinks he's an athlete. Fuckin' fags.

Oh puhleeeeeeeease.

[Deb]

My spelling is terrible? Dude, I can write circles around you, easily.

It's not just a Canadian sport dumbass. It's global. Nevermind, I am not wasting time destroying you tonight.

I'm going to watch Monday Night Raw now anyway. See ya in a bit!

Of course, and men wrestling around in tights is soooo much more exciting to watch then hockey!

[RedWingFan]

My spelling is terrible? Dude, I can write circles around you, easily.

It's not just a Canadian sport dumbass. It's global. Nevermind, I am not wasting time destroying you tonight.

I'm going to watch Monday Night Raw now anyway. See ya in a bit!

Again, proving your intelligence. Monday Night Raw? Ok.

Dean, isn't Monday Night Raw, that gay fake wrestling shit? Oh that's a real sport. They have much better atheletes than the UFC too, huh St. John Wrestling was cool in 1983 when I was 11 and figured out it was fake! oops, sorry if I let the cat out of the bag

[Behshad]

My spelling is terrible? Dude, I can write circles around you, easily.

It's not just a Canadian sport dumbass. It's global. Nevermind, I am not wasting time destroying you tonight.

I'm going to watch Monday Night Raw now anyway. See ya in a bit!

Again, proving your intelligence. Monday Night Raw? Ok.

Dean, isn't Monday Night Raw, that gay fake wrestling shit? Oh that's a real sport. They have much better atheletes than the UFC too, huh St. John Wrestling was cool in 1983 when I was 11 and figured out it was fake! oops, sorry if I let the cat out of the bag

Easy there ..... Next you'll tell SJ that Santa Clause isnt real and ruin that for him too

[Saint John]

If I find out wrestling is fake I swear I'll put up a blog and tell everyone!!!!

[conversationpc]

First off, your spelling is terrible. Secondly, I've never seen a hockey player NOT celebrate after a goal. Lastly, hockey is a gay Canadian sport for alienated nerdy white kids. No one gives a shit about this sport anywhere where it's warm in the world. Playing sports indoors on frozen water is a fuckin' ridiculous notion that only someone from Canada could think of.

PS And why is it that the "tough guys" in the NHL are never really any good? Can't you be tough AND good? That would probably be asking too much out of these "athletes." Hockey is about as much a sport as Roller Derby. No fuckin' man with ANY pride puts on ice skates and thinks he's an athlete. Fuckin' fags.

This is the best definition of hockey that I've ever read.

[Deb]

Saint John and Deano....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4uZ-ttGEP8 Part 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGkW3sBTi2c Part 2

[AR]

If I find out wrestling is fake I swear I'll put up a blog and tell everyone!!!!

Always love seeing that kind of post. Not SJ's, but the one he was responding to.

Someone trying to put themselves over someone else acting like anyone who watches wrestling doesn't realize the results are predetermined. I do not call it "fake" because the injuries are real. Scripted violence basically.

I do agree though that it was much better in the 70's and 80's. Monday Night Raw insults my intelligence. I miss the days of Bruno Sammartino, Bob Backlund, Superstar Billy Graham, The 4 Horsemen with a young Ric Flair.

Here is me getting stabbed in the head with a fork by Abdullah the Butcher.

[Rockindeano]

First off, your spelling is terrible. Secondly, I've never seen a hockey player NOT celebrate after a goal. Lastly, hockey is a gay Canadian sport for alienated nerdy white kids. No one gives a shit about this sport anywhere where it's warm in the world. Playing sports indoors on frozen water is a fuckin' ridiculous notion that only someone from Canada could think of.

PS And why is it that the "tough guys" in the NHL are never really any good? Can't you be tough AND good? That would probably be asking too much out of these "athletes." Hockey is about as much a sport as Roller Derby. No fuckin' man with ANY pride puts on ice skates and thinks he's an athlete. Fuckin' fags.

This is the best definition of hockey that I've ever read.

Coming from a cow fucking Indianan...that really resonates. Go blow Dan Quayle you stupid ass.

[Deb]

Always love seeing that kind of post. Not SJ's, but the one he was responding to.

Someone trying to put themselves over someone else acting like anyone who watches wrestling doesn't realize the results are predetermined. I do not call it "fake" because the injuries are real. Scripted violence basically.

I do agree though that it was much better in the 70's and 80's. Monday Night Raw insults my intelligence. I miss the days of Bruno Sammartino, Bob Backlund, Superstar Billy Graham, The 4 Horsemen with a young Ric Flair.

And you also have a pic with one of the coolest wrestlers IMO, and an all-around great human being! Brett 'The Hitman' Hart.

[conversationpc]

First off, your spelling is terrible. Secondly, I've never seen a hockey player NOT celebrate after a goal. Lastly, hockey is a gay Canadian sport for alienated nerdy white kids. No one gives a shit about this sport anywhere where it's warm in the world. Playing sports indoors on frozen water is a fuckin' ridiculous notion that only someone from Canada could think of.

PS And why is it that the "tough guys" in the NHL are never really any good? Can't you be tough AND good? That would probably be asking too much out of these "athletes." Hockey is about as much a sport as Roller Derby. No fuckin' man with ANY pride puts on ice skates and thinks he's an athlete. Fuckin' fags.

This is the best definition of hockey that I've ever read.

Coming from a cow fucking Indianan...that really resonates. Go blow Dan Quayle you stupid ass.

Coming from someone in that God-forsaken, plasticized land of California, that should be considered a compliment.

Anyway, I was born and raised in Pennsylvania and actually spent much of my time in New York (we lived right on the NY/PA border).

[AR]

Always love seeing that kind of post. Not SJ's, but the one he was responding to.

Someone trying to put themselves over someone else acting like anyone who watches wrestling doesn't realize the results are predetermined. I do not call it "fake" because the injuries are real. Scripted violence basically.

I do agree though that it was much better in the 70's and 80's. Monday Night Raw insults my intelligence. I miss the days of Bruno Sammartino, Bob Backlund, Superstar Billy Graham, The 4 Horsemen with a young Ric Flair.

And you also have a pic with one of the coolest wrestlers IMO, and an all-around great human being! Brett 'The Hitman' Hart.

[Saint John]

First off, your spelling is terrible. Secondly, I've never seen a hockey player NOT celebrate after a goal. Lastly, hockey is a gay Canadian sport for alienated nerdy white kids. No one gives a shit about this sport anywhere where it's warm in the world. Playing sports indoors on frozen water is a fuckin' ridiculous notion that only someone from Canada could think of.

PS And why is it that the "tough guys" in the NHL are never really any good? Can't you be tough AND good? That would probably be asking too much out of these "athletes." Hockey is about as much a sport as Roller Derby. No fuckin' man with ANY pride puts on ice skates and thinks he's an athlete. Fuckin' fags.

This is the best definition of hockey that I've ever read.

Coming from a cow fucking Indianan...that really resonates. Go blow Dan Quayle you stupid ass.

In all fairness, men sucking off other men only occurs in YOUR party.

[giosi]

Last time I checked.... most of the teams left in the playoffs are US teams! We can argue hockey is a "Canadian sport" and coming from Montreal where it all originated....no need to dump on the sport. Like you said in other posts...we are all entitled to our opinions

[Rockindeano]

In all fairness, men sucking off other men only occurs in YOUR party.

Yep, and I support their right to do so. It surely doesn't hurt me. Looks like you feel the need to be scared and control people's private lives.

Homosexuality is a private choice.

Say, how is that exciting fake wrestling match going?

[Rockindeano]

Last time I checked.... most of the teams left in the playoffs are US teams! We can argue hockey is a "Canadian sport" and coming from Montreal where it all originated....no need to dump on the sport. Like you said in other posts...we are all entitled to our opinions

Hey dipshit, there are only 6 Canadian Teams versus 24 USA.

Hockey is Canadian. You can all have basketball.

[Matthew]

First off, soccer isn't even a sport. It's a bunch of third worlders, or smelly drunk Euros running, or jogging around a two acre lot of grass.

And STILL we humiliate your compatriots whenever the USA tries to join in.

There is no sense of urgency, no, none at all. Hell, it's not unusual to see 0-0 scores, but this gay ass activity sometimes has zero shots on goal..Zero!

Sometimes you need to have patience and an appreciation of subtlety. Two qualities the American public seems to lack.

Look! That guy is injured! LOL, guys go down like they're shot, and spring back up in a minute later after the gay yellow or red card comes out.

Play acting is common in Spain, Italy and Latin America...but it's rare elsewhere.

Also - you clearly haven't seen the horrific injuries that soccer players can suffer - legs snapped in two, shin bones sticking out, ripped achilles tendons, etc. There's no stitching those injuries up in the dug out.

Yeah, soccer is so cool, they don't use a scoreboard, with a timer on it. I can understand why the need for no scoreboard, because you can keep score with a simple flag, as there is no scoring, but a timer would work well. So, Mr Referee in black Damien gear, trots around, playing yellow and red flash cards with fellow 3rd worlders and drunken smelly Euros. If said Euro or 3rd worlder gets "hurt" ( ), he keeps "injury time" in his head.

Deano - there is a scoreboard but it's true that the referee can over-ride it if there's been an injury or if a player is wasting time by faking an injury. But he uses a watch.

Hockey players are the toughest athletes in sport.

I'd say that rubgy players are the toughest. I hate rugby myself - but it's a brutal game and the players don't wear any protective head or body wear. Unlike you nancies across the pond.