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Thats right folks its time for another episode of Tall tales, sit back, relax and hopefully something in here may make you pee better than your grandmother on lasix.
We start our story talking with Jessica simpson. So Jessica ,do you think Roger Clemens took steroids
Valentines day came and went ,lets see what everyone was thinking during that holiday
Boy this guy has grown up since the last time we saw him
Nightrider comes back to Tv ,guess whos had a hard on since they announced it
Rip Rokken goes Don dokken crazy leaving Deano no choice but to..
Stephen colbert gets his own show and tries to show everyone what he had to do to the producers to get it
Deano drops by just to say
Jeez all this typing is makin me thirsty
MILK BREAK!
In the past i have been accused of not being cultured, this one is for all of those artsy fartsy wannabees
Thats right folks for a nominal fee we can install 3d booty vision to your already existing cable or satelite connection
She's up and its good!!
If ya see this sign ya must be in Bluesky country
A guys gotta have choices
TNC returns after a long hiatus and his familiar avatar has "issues". As he tries to fix it Deano steps in and says, "Get out of my way, i'll show you how to fix that fucker
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
I guess there really is a good reason for those long legs
Hillary takes a break from campaigning to continue her duties as a wife at home with Bill
Carlito returns home safe and sound with his family(where he should be),
Surprisingly he has been quiet and slow to respond to the MR boards,but as soon as Arnel makes his grand entrance its obvious hes going to have to bring the
of war on some of these Newbies (welcome back Carl we are all glad your back safe!)
Wow ,all that milk and now i have to pee, sure is dark down here, zip...
...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Man this magazine always gives me wood
Jeremey gets a once in a lifetime shot to be Journeys vocalist.Controversy looms around him as he is caught between a
...ow!........doh!.......ow!.......doh!
(In the background Don Ho's "Tiny bubbles" plays)
Okay ,okay i know your all thinking,wheres the BOOBIES!.....We now pause for station identification break
BAM!
Meanwhile, Journey has to cancel their second show and the conspiracy theories fly
More, and more questions are asked, but the big question is "what has happened to Jon Cain?"
In the distance ,in another thread Deano says...
Hey have i told you all how much
Of course , who doesn't.
You had to figure some day they would make this one into a WI game
Yulog puts a new hottie in his sig and now everyone is doing the
Elsewhere ,Beshad becomes embattled in a verbal war with resident singer Jeremey and at some point is labelled "the terrorist" and in an attempt to have people not believe the label he decides to put a photo of him and another family member on the web
Terrorist, no...Unibrow bomber, maybe
Deano hires a typist to keep up with the heavy demands here at MR. I hear she types 40
curse words/minute...pretty impressive
Smellovision makes its way back to MR
putting smiles on all the male faces as well as some of the females
Lets see whats on cable
Oh!...Oh!.......Oh! Not a lot of dialogue but looks fun
St. john sends his best icebreaker card to all the young ladies at MR
......Isn't that sweet , hes thinking about you.............
Who says Mcdonalds isn't providing healthy choices
and at a good price too!
I always wondered how those english muffins got there nooks and crannies
Is it just me or do you just not feel right until you are in your first cup of coffee
This sure could explain why woman love chocolate
For some of you ladies thinking about getting hormone therapy, dont worry there is only a few side effects
You know your getting old when you go to blow the candles out and
Who's going next?
I hear this does wonders for your skin
Remember the big hair days of the 70's and 80's
,ah the memories, alot of choking but still good memories
In closing, i would just like to relate in a condensed version what transpired a couple of weeks ago just for the people who missed out
beshad told jeremey
Jeremey expressed his fondish wishes to beshad.
st john piped in a hefty
oh sherrie slings some nail
AR comes in and gives a big hello six ways under 6 different names
TVL (blueskies) comes in and
yulog comes in and
and of course Deano comes and spreads the love
Andrew comes home reads the journey forum and
he goes out the very next day and hires a new employee to police the forums...first order of business send this message to all
What a cute little doggy!
until next time ,keep the crazyness coming it sure makes it easier to write this stuff
That was great! 
Nevermind!
...psycho kitty
is better than that cup of coffee your drinking in the morning
