OT: Woman Sits On Toiltet For Two Straight Years!

by **Enigma869** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:19 pm

This is nutty shit! Nice of her jackass boyfriend to finally call the authorities after two years! WTF is wrong with people :shock:

http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/15 ... etail.html

John from Boston

by **7 Wishes** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:27 pm

This is why truly stupid people should not be allowed to reproduce and taint the gene pool.

by **Rick** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:31 pm

She must have had to take a hell of a shit. :shock:

by **Rhiannon** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:33 pm

Who throws a cupcake? Seriously?

by **donnaplease** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:34 pm

I work in a skilled nursing facility, and a few months ago we admitted a lady who developed a decubitus ulcer on her back from sitting too long on the toilet.

by **SteveForever** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:35 pm

hmm, no bath for atleast 2 years-how nice.

by **Blueskies** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:40 pm

This is just beyond words weirdness :shock:

by **Rockindeano** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:40 pm

SteveForever wrote:hmm, no bath for atleast 2 years-how nice.

Probably a Euro.

by **SteveForever** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:42 pm

Rockindeano wrote:
SteveForever wrote:hmm, no bath for atleast 2 years-how nice.

Probably a Euro.

I'm wondering if its even "human", thank you to all the nurses and doctors=I could not
do that job.

by **donnaplease** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:45 pm

SteveForever wrote:
I'm wondering if its even "human", thank you to all the nurses and doctors=I could not
do that job.

You're welcome, Liz. :wink:

by **Ratgirl** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:47 pm

Blueskies wrote:This is just beyond words weirdness

Indeed.. truly weird.

by **Rip Rokken** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:51 pm

Enigma869 wrote:This is nutty shit! Nice of her jackass boyfriend to finally call the authorities after two years! WTF is wrong with people

No s**t?!? That stinks!

by **sadie65** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:06 pm

Does anyone see the weird coincidence that the police officer named is Whipple?

But seriously, I cannot wrap my brain around how this could happen. What a pathetic, tragic this is.

by **Michigan Girl** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:07 pm

Rip Rokken wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:This is nutty shit! Nice of her jackass boyfriend to finally call the authorities after two years! WTF is wrong with people

No s**t?!? That stinks!

LMAO!!

by **donnaplease** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:07 pm

sadie65 wrote:Does anyone see the weird coincidence that the police officer named is Whipple?

But seriously, I cannot wrap my brain around how this could happen. What a pathetic, tragic this is.

Maybe she ran out of TP, and that's what got him involved in the first place...

by **Deb** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:10 pm

This can't be true, is it? 2 straight years? :shock:

by **T-Bone** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:12 pm

Didn't ANY of this chicks friends or family wonder what the hell was going on or even come to see if she was OK after they hadn't seen her for a while? :roll:

by **7 Wishes** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:22 pm

sadie65 wrote:Does anyone see the weird coincidence that the police officer named is Whipple?

But seriously, I cannot wrap my brain around how this could happen. What a pathetic, tragic this is.

A child dying on a foreign shore, or being murdered at random...those are tragic events. These are just two incredibly stupid people.

by **Rip Rokken** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:33 pm

Michigan Girl wrote:
Rip Rokken wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:This is nutty shit! Nice of her jackass boyfriend to finally call the authorities after two years! WTF is wrong with people

No s**t?!? That stinks!

LMAO!!

Reporter: "Ma'am, tell us, how do you feel after being stuck to a toilet for 2 years?"

Woman: "TOTALLY wiped out!"

by **sadie65** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:34 pm

7 Wishes wrote:
sadie65 wrote:Does anyone see the weird coincidence that the police officer named is Whipple?

But seriously, I cannot wrap my brain around how this could happen. What a pathetic, tragic this is.

A child dying on a foreign shore, or being murdered at random...those are tragic events. These are just two incredibly stupid people.

The tragedy is that there were no people looking for this woman, missing her. That both people somehow never even recognized how wrong the situation is.
By no means would I equate it with a child dying or random murders, but I certainly wouldn't limit a tragedy to only those things.

by **Rip Rokken** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:36 pm

Reporter: "Why did you remain on the toilet for 2 whole years, never once calling for help?"

Woman: "My boyfriend told me to keep a lid on it!"

by **7 Wishes** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:37 pm

Somehow I see this being spoofed by Weird Al.

by **Rip Rokken** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:38 pm

7 Wishes wrote:Somehow I see this being spoofed by Weird Al.

This topic is just completely ripe for a fat crack by Weird Al!

by **7 Wishes** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:41 pm

Bret Michaels would try to turn it into a power ballad.

by **Rip Rokken** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:44 pm

7 Wishes wrote:Bret Michaels would try to turn it into a power ballad.

"A-give me somethin' to ba-leed in"

by **7 Wishes** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:48 pm

You are one funny, sick SOB, Rip.

Next MR event, I'm making a beeline for your table, and we're gonna pound some German beers.

by **Michigan Girl** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:48 pm

by **Rip Rokken** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:52 pm

7 Wishes wrote:You are one funny, sick SOB, Rip.

Next MR event, I'm making a beeline for your table, and we're gonna pound some German beers.

Pound some German bears? The ones that don't shave their legs and have mustaches? I'm not that desparate... haha!

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:19 pm

look you guys,, fun is fun.. but this is not a laughing matter....

i mean,, no one wants to be the BUTT of the joke..

you see.. butt.. and .. its a play.. on ..uh..

by **Rip Rokken** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:22 pm

larryfromnextdoor wrote:look you guys,, fun is fun.. but this is not a laughing matter....

i mean,, no one wants to be the BUTT of the joke..

you see.. butt.. and .. its a play.. on ..uh..

Hey, now... don't be an ass!

MR

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