Man Porks Picnic Table Update and Correction....

[caboshooter]

Since this was so close to home, I went straight to a woman I work with who lives in Bellevue to get the story. Mind you, this is a VERY small community (reference point - 1 grocery store). The woman I got the rundown from happens to be friends with this man's wife...and this man's wife HAPPENS to teach @ the catholic school in town (poor woman).

Ok - apparently this picnic table was on the family's deck...which is in the direct line of site of the town's public elementary school. This pig would REGULARY go out and do his thing, COMPLETELY NAKED while watching the schoolyard.

Appropriate punishment should be..........(your answer here)

[Saint John]

Appropriate punishment should be

making him fuck Hillary Clinton.

[conversationpc]

Appropriate punishment should be

making him fuck Hillary Clinton.

He'd run screaming.

[Voyager]

Appropriate punishment should be..........(your answer here)

The dude's life is totally wrecked. I couldn't come up with a worse punishment than the shame and scorn that he is surely receiving from family, friends, and community. I wonder how his coworkers are treating him (if he has a job). Maybe they are taping signs on his back that say "Picnic Table Fucker"? I am sure nobody wants to even be seen with this guy. Talk show hosts are ridiculing and mocking him. Most online forums have a large thread about it. The whole nation knows that he fucked a picnic table. That is sufficient punishment in itself.

[conversationpc]

Appropriate punishment should be..........(your answer here)

The dude's life is totally wrecked. I couldn't come up with a worse punishment than the shame and scorn that he is receiving from family, friends, and community. I wonder how his coworkers are treating him (if he has a job). I am sure nobody wants to even be seen with this guy. The whole nation knows that he fucked a picnic table. That is sufficient punishment in itself.

Screwing a picnic table isn't the least of it...Performing lewd acts in full view of the ELEMENTARY school is despicable. Hopefully, he got an infection from this table and the dude's weaner falls off due to gangrene.

[Saint John]

Appropriate punishment should be..........(your answer here)

The dude's life is totally wrecked. I couldn't come up with a worse punishment than the shame and scorn that he is surely receiving from family, friends, and community. I wonder how his coworkers are treating him (if he has a job). Maybe they are taping signs on his back that say "Picnic Table Fucker"? I am sure nobody wants to even be seen with this guy. The whole nation knows that he fucked a picnic table. That is sufficient punishment in itself.

Put that fucker on Melodicrock and let us go a few rounds with him. I was ok with this until I found out he was looking at children while doing so. Thank God he had the will power to choose the picnic table over a child, but this has a huge foreshadowing all over it. Lock this motherfucker up...forever!!!

[MrsPerry]

I am voting for Hillary Clinton...THEN gangrene;)...Utterly despicable. i hope they lock this sick fuck up....BEFORE he (GOD FORBID) gets a hold of an innocent child.

[Voyager]

Appropriate punishment should be..........(your answer here)

The dude's life is totally wrecked. I couldn't come up with a worse punishment than the shame and scorn that he is surely receiving from family, friends, and community. I wonder how his coworkers are treating him (if he has a job). Maybe they are taping signs on his back that say "Picnic Table Fucker"? I am sure nobody wants to even be seen with this guy. The whole nation knows that he fucked a picnic table. That is sufficient punishment in itself.

Put that fucker on Melodicrock and let us go a few rounds with him. I was ok with this until I found out he was looking at children while doing so. Thank God he had the will power to choose the picnic table over a child, but this has a huge foreshadowing all over it. Lock this motherfucker up...forever!!!

At least he wasn't a Catholic priest at the church his wife works for. That would have been a recipe for disaster.

[Saint John]

Appropriate punishment should be..........(your answer here)

The dude's life is totally wrecked. I couldn't come up with a worse punishment than the shame and scorn that he is surely receiving from family, friends, and community. I wonder how his coworkers are treating him (if he has a job). Maybe they are taping signs on his back that say "Picnic Table Fucker"? I am sure nobody wants to even be seen with this guy. The whole nation knows that he fucked a picnic table. That is sufficient punishment in itself.

Put that fucker on Melodicrock and let us go a few rounds with him. I was ok with this until I found out he was looking at children while doing so. Thank God he had the will power to choose the picnic table over a child, but this has a huge foreshadowing all over it. Lock this motherfucker up...forever!!!

At least he wasn't a Catholic priest at the church his wife works for. That would have been a recipe for disaster.

Per capita, Catholic priests are far and away the biggest scum of the earth. Some estimates have the molestation rate as high as 30%. Who in God's name would trust their adolescent boys around a fucking guy that doesn't like p#ssy? I was born and raised Catholic, but I absolutely despise the Catholic church. The priests are, for the most part, nothing but a bunch of introverted, creepy, homosexual, drunken fucks. The molestation facts, that we know about, are staggering. I'm sure the unreported cases would be even more astounding.

[Voyager]

I was born and raised Catholic, but I absolutely despise the Catholic church.

Ditto.

[Lady Luck]

Ok - apparently this picnic table was on the family's deck...which is in the direct line of site of the town's public elementary school. This pig would REGULARY go out and do his thing, COMPLETELY NAKED while watching the schoolyard.

This guy really needs to get help, otherwise the next time he's in the news, it'll be for molesting some of those kids. I feel sorry for his wife.

[Rip Rokken]

Appropriate punishment should be

making him fark Hillary Clinton.

He'd run screaming.

They are probably both just about as stiff, so don't know if he could tell the difference.

[Saint John]

I was born and raised Catholic, but I absolutely despise the Catholic church.

Ditto.

Catholic grammar school, high school and college for me. Two words for them....good fucking riddance!!! See, the education sucks, too.

[Voyager]

I was born and raised Catholic, but I absolutely despise the Catholic church.

Ditto.

Catholic grammar school, high school and college for me. Two words for them....good fucking riddance!!! See, the education sucks, too.

I got lucky. When I was in fifth grade my mom remarried and we moved out of my grandmother's house (who required the Catholic education). From first through fifth grade I had to attend mass every morning before school, not to mentioned being scared shitless by the nun teachers teaching us that we were bound for hell unless we followed their rules. After we moved away from Illinois I went to public schools in Arkansas. When we moved back to Illinois three years later (when my mom's marriage didn't work out) my brother and I tried to get back into the Catholic school where we had friends, and the head priest wouldn't allow us to since our mother had remarried (which was a mortal sin). So we ended up attending a 70% black school that was having race riots. Is that fucked up or what?

Wow - I just realized that I am sharing this on a thread about a man fucking a picnic table. Talk about getting off topic!

[Saint John]

I was born and raised Catholic, but I absolutely despise the Catholic church.

Ditto.

Catholic grammar school, high school and college for me. Two words for them....good fucking riddance!!! See, the education sucks, too.

I got lucky. When I was in fifth grade my mom remarried and we moved out of my grandmother's house (who required the Catholic education). From first through fifth grade I had to attend mass every morning before school, not to mentioned being scared shitless by the nun teachers teaching us that we were bound for hell unless we followed their rules. After we moved away from Illinois I went to public schools in Arkansas. When we moved back to Illinois three years later (when my mom's marriage didn't work out) my brother and I tried to get back into the Catholic school where we had friends, and the head priest wouldn't allow us to since our mother had remarried (which was a mortal sin). So we ended up attending a 70% black school that was having race riots. Is that fucked up or what?

Wow - I just realized that I am sharing this on a thread about a man fucking a picnic table. Talk about getting off topic!

I went to high school at Mount Carmel on the city's south side. Care to say where you went to school? Additionally, I graduated in 1989.

[Voyager]

I was born and raised Catholic, but I absolutely despise the Catholic church.

Ditto.

Catholic grammar school, high school and college for me. Two words for them....good fucking riddance!!! See, the education sucks, too.

I got lucky. When I was in fifth grade my mom remarried and we moved out of my grandmother's house (who required the Catholic education). From first through fifth grade I had to attend mass every morning before school, not to mentioned being scared shitless by the nun teachers teaching us that we were bound for hell unless we followed their rules. After we moved away from Illinois I went to public schools in Arkansas. When we moved back to Illinois three years later (when my mom's marriage didn't work out) my brother and I tried to get back into the Catholic school where we had friends, and the head priest wouldn't allow us to since our mother had remarried (which was a mortal sin). So we ended up attending a 70% black school that was having race riots. Is that fucked up or what?

Wow - I just realized that I am sharing this on a thread about a man fucking a picnic table. Talk about getting off topic!

I went to high school at Mount Carmel on the city's south side. Care to say where you went to school? Additionally, I graduated in 1989.

In Springfield.

[Behshad]

Bellevue Ohio - The local police JUST released a photo of this sicko's poor private parts. They say that the victim aka 'picnicdick' is very shaken up and considering hiring an attorney to sue his (previous) owner for cruelty, misuse and pain cause by splinters in more than one occasion. No comments were made from the picnic table, but police thinks both victims will need long term and professional therapy to be able to go back to a normal life....



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[strangegrey]

What I want to know is how do you fuck a picnic table? Did he show up one day with a fostner bit, cut a hole and lube it up?

[Behshad]

What I want to know is how do you fuck a picnic table? Did he show up one day with a fostner bit, cut a hole and lube it up?

dont get any ideas now,,,,, just stick to your leather couch

[strangegrey]

What I want to know is how do you fuck a picnic table? Did he show up one day with a fostner bit, cut a hole and lube it up?

dont get any ideas now,,,,, just stick to your leather couch

Hey, dont you talk about my couch that way!

[epresley]

Bellevue Ohio - The local police JUST released a photo of this sicko's poor private parts. They say that the victim aka 'picnicdick' is very shaken up and considering hiring an attorney to sue his (previous) owner for cruelty, misuse and pain cause by splinters in more than one occasion. No comments were made from the picnic table, but police thinks both victims will need long term and professional therapy to be able to go back to a normal life....



scroll down if you think you can handle this graphical image released by the authorities


What the hell?

[piecesofeight]

He's a true peckerWOOD.

[Rick]

I hope they lock him up and throw away the key. This sick bastard isn't safe out in society.

People like this should have their balls cut off and be lobotomized.

[SteveForever]

I hope they lock him up and throw away the key. This sick bastard isn't safe out in society.

People like this should have their balls cut off and be lobotomized.

Well if Herbie continues to talk about Steve like that it will probably happen sooner or later.

[johnroxx]

People like this should have their balls cut off and be lobotomized.

Seems to me that performing a lobotomy on someone who fucks furniture , outdoors, within full view of minor children, would be somewhat redundant...

;^)

[Lula]

Screwing a picnic table isn't the least of it...Performing lewd acts in full view of the ELEMENTARY school is despicable. Hopefully, he got an infection from this table and the dude's weaner falls off due to gangrene.

what he said!!!

[epresley]

I hope this guy used a condiment.............

[hoagiepete]

Appropriate punishment should be

making him fuck Hillary Clinton.

A little cruel and unusual don't you think.

[epresley]

I wish I would have discovered this picnic table thing a long time ago, it would have saved a lot of lonely, sleepless nights in my married, I mean COLLEGE, life...........

Whole new meaning to "woke up with wood"................

[mistiejourney]

Appropriate punishment should be

making him fuck Hillary Clinton.

And that would be different, how?